Did u know that pussy juice is super-filtered blood plasma?

Similar to the non red ooz that u get when she scratches that scab.

did you know that's pretty much the sickest thing I read all day...:puke:

it's true.

and cum to think of it, it's aged plasma.

Gives it that distinct odor and taste like wine......

The small group of cabins that became the City of Cleveland was originally settled on quicksand.

And this is real too.......



The Story Of Kellogg's Corn Flakes

John Harvey Kellogg was the superintendent of the Adventist's Health Reform Institute in Battle Creek, Michigan when he wrote his best-selling antimasturbation book Plain Facts for Old and Young, Embracing the Natural History of Hygiene of Organic Life. He was in fact so committed to sexual abstinence that he apparently never consummated his relationship with his wife. In 1898, Kellogg created a process to produce grain flakes, and thus Kellogg's Corn Flakes were born. This simple cereal quickly became a central part of his diet plan for stopping sexual desire and masturbation... corn flakes, it seems, are just not sexy. At least, not anymore.. damn that John Kellogg! Hollywood later immortalized (and fictionalized) his struggle for health and fitness in the movie The Road to Wellville, based on the comic novel of the same name by T. Coraghessan Boyle. Kellogg's brother later went on and added sugar to the plain little flakes, negating their original purpose. Luckily, this made him millions. Masturbators are HUGE market, apparently. John, however, died poor in 1943. Here are some signs from his book that a young man might be masturbator:

Kellogg's Signs of Masturbation:

1.Rounded shoulders
2.Weak Back
3.Stiffness of the joints
4.Paleness
5.Acne
6.Heart palpitations
7.Fickleness
8.Bashfullness
9.Boldness
10.Confusion
11.Disgust at simple foods
12.Bed wetting
13.Nail Biting
14.Consumption-like symptoms
15.Untrustworthiness

Information from Sex Lovers Book of Lists by Ron Louis and David Copeland.

Do YOU have any of these traits? If so, you may be a masturbator! Now go eat some corn flakes and take a cold shower.

Until 1925, Cleveland produced more automobiles per year than Detroit.

I'm a masturbator, but I don't have any of these traits.......Kelloggs full of shit

it's true.

and cum to think of it, it's aged plasma.

Gives it that distinct odor and taste like wine......

how do you know what it tastes like?


:yumyum:

Rome's aqueduct used to bring more water into Rome per day than New York's aqueduct brought into New York in all of 1985.

Rome's aqueduct used to bring more water into Rome per day than New York's aqueduct brought into New York in all of 1985.
you watched teh history channel last night did'nt cha!

you watched teh history channel last night did'nt cha!

:werd:

Until 1925, Cleveland produced more automobiles per year than Detroit.


N oone gives a shit about the industrial shit hole you call home. :banghead:

There are user classifications with different rules on this site.

im over weight yet clinicly healthy

my heatrt is strong and the only pains i get are muscle pains

The original F-14 Tomcats came with Pratt and Whitney engines. The navy switched to General Electric engines because of performance issues.

the avero arrow was unofficaly the fastest plane in the world, and was made in ontatio. they also worked on a flying car protype for the us army. also the had a protype of a heat guided missle.

this until deffienbaker (?) shut down the program to buy some used missles from the us.

during the whole mob scene with pontius pilate etc

the jewish crowd had the choice of crucifying jesus or this other dude named barabbas.

barabbas is actually untranslated in the bible, the origin is two words : Bar Abbas.

Bar Abbas actually means 'son of the father'; or basically another way of saying 'the son of god'.

so the crowd had the choice of crucifying jesus; *or* the son of god. what does it mean? that's open to interpretation.

do you know i smell like sex now?

hitler liked juice