yeah.

just felt like starting the tradition of post whore threads.

whore away my fellow members.

im whoring away!

wewt!

I'm a whorin it up too!!

I'm locking this thread.













































Just kidding!

Sup sup Supper!!

Now we actually get post credit when we post whore!! We really ARE whores now!!!!! AAAAAHHH! :rofl:

Sup sup Supper!!
hey hey.


any new sexcapades you want to share?

Why of course I do. You know me and my sick fuck ways :D Shall I go ahead? Or lay low a lil and let everyone get accustomed to me?

^^^oh no, you should be yourself right away.

in this thread at least, let loose and feel at home.

I would suggest not swamping STB with your stories though, not for a few weeks anyway.

wow i can whore and it counts

I was diagnosed with ADHD which apparently stands for Attention Defi--hey my cat just fell off the couch.

I was diagnosed with ADHD which apparently stands for Attention Deficit Hey my cat just fell off the couch.
:roll:

:swords:

whoot whoot whoot whoot whoot whoot. i have a gumby action figuree! >:O

Ok. Well this actually happened 3 weekends ago. I haven't had ass since. . . . . that's what I get for hookin up with someone I went to school with. Anyhow, I met up with her at Plush (an 18-30 year old club here in town) and bought her a few drinks, the usual.

Anyhow, after chit chatting we hit the floor and danced a little bit. I leaned over and told her is she really wanted to dance, we can go back to her place. So we get back to her place and I tell her to take a shower because she needed one. She didn't take to well to that comment to light, but ablidged anyway. While she was in the shower, I popped 2 ultracets (back pain medicaine that makes me trip balls). Anyhow, by the time she's done, it feels like I smoked like 2 pounds of weed. My head is spinnin, ears poppin, and in general i feel good.

So we start makin out and shit, and she asks if i'm kinky. Im like. . . wtf? Me, girl you just don't know. So after 20 minutes or so of goin down on her 69 style, she pulled out her ace in her sleeve. The ultimate in male humiliation.

She stuck a butt plug in my ass :( Not just any buttplug, this motherfucker had a black pony tail on the end, so it was even more degrading. However, after having this 4 inch thing shoved in my ass, I reflected on how other women must have felt. Soooooo. . . I went ahead with it, and fucked her as she petted the hair from the plug. It felt like totally weird. Well, after I was done, and came in her mouth and did the usual swap (I ended up swallowing it this time), we pulled the plug out.

I did not take any sort of enema. I was not expecting to have my anal virginity taken that night. When she pulled that fucker out (she was smiling, and said I was the only guy that "let" her do it) lots of shit followed it. By lots i mean. . . . she had a lot of cleaning up to do from the suction it caused. I was like Gawd Damn. . . . when did I last have corn?!?!?! She of course passed out after I said that, and I ran out the door, sort of crying because someone went down a wrong way street :(


I guess she told a few people, bc when I went to Plush last weekend, everyone i personally knew looked at me with an odd face. . . . .


I would suggest not swamping STB with your stories though, not for a few weeks anyway.

I never have enough to swamp the STB area. I only get these escapades like once a month. Sometimes bi-monthly. I just never tell people about them, because it makes me look like a freak. ;)

Alright, here's mine... Why? Why not.

I used to live in this apartment complex with my buddy Jimmy... This was in Encino, in SoCal. There were a ton of buildings with 6 apartments each in them in the complex, about 40 buildings total, and in the center was an Olympic sized swimming pool. I used to lay out every day after work during the summer, because I was only working part time... So, everyday, I saw this little blonde in a black bikini... I don't know about you guys, but I think a girl has to have a KILLER body to wear a black bikini... This girl's body was HOT. So, we made eye contact over a couple of days, and finally I introduced myself... We were kinda fooling around in the pool, and she invited me up to her apartment that night to watch a movie... So, I go over... It turns out her apartment was on the third floor of a building that overlooked the pool. So we're up there watching "Jerry Maguire" and she makes herself nice and comfortable resting against me... So, we're right at the "Who's your motherfucker, Jerry?" part ("You're my motherfucker! I love the black man!"), and she turns around, puts her tongue down my throat, and it's on...

We go into her room, and she puts on Madonna's "Erotica" CD. We start going at it hot and heavy, and wow, she is a moaner and a screamer... I mean, loud as shit... So, I bend her over doggy style, and I am slapping that ass... And I say to her "Who's your motherfucker??" And she screams "You're my motherfucker! You're my motherfucker!" So, for the rest of the night, we are going at it... It's all good.

So, I go back to my place in the morning, and there's my buddy Jimmy and his girlfriend, Jen. He goes "Dude, you gotta hear this. Last night, we were coming back from the movies, and we walked by the pool. There were 15 people standing around this building at the corner, and we're like, "What the hell is going on?" So we walk over to check it out, and there is this chick on the top floor getting slammed, moaning and screaming, and then she starts going "You're my motherfucker! You're my motherfucker!" just like from Jerry Maguire." So I say, "Yeah dude, that was me." Jen says "Yeah, right." And so I tell them, "Well, remember that blonde from the pool?" and they go, "Ohhhhh."

So she (the blonde) goes away to Vegas for July 4th weekend, and I am laying out by the pool on the 7th or 8th... I am sleeping, but I can tell someone is looking at me. So I open my eyes, look over to my right, and there she is, all dewey-eyed. She's laying on her side, resting her head on her hand, and we start chatting. The way her head is sitting makes her head look weird, so I say "Hey, your wig is on crooked." She says "What?" I say again, "Your wig is on crooked." She goes, "What the hell are you talking about?" And I say again, "Your wig.. It's on crooked." I'm just being a smart-ass, trying to make her laugh... She looks me in the eye and says, "I didn't know how to tell you." then adjusts it. Turns out she had some rare disorder that makes her hair kinda patchy, and she wore a fucking wig. She goes, "That's why I was glad you didn't yank my hair while you were fucking me." I felt like such an asshole. So, I make the mistake of telling that story to Jimmy, who tells everyone we know...

I come home from work a couple days later, and there is a message on my machine from my friend Brian... "Hey Maguire, too bad that chick wigged out on you."

oh yeah! now my post count is increasing with every whoreing

dude... what the fuck?

if someone stuck a butt plug in me i think i would kick the crap out of them TKD style, even if it was a hot girl.

and you swallowed your own cum? BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAF!!!!!!!!! >_<

and then you pooped on the floor??? zomgWTFbqq!!!!

you made out with her boyfriend???

dude... what the fuck?

if someone stuck a butt plug in me i think i would kick the crap out of them TKD style, even if it was a hot girl.

and you swallowed your own cum? BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAF!!!!!!!!! >_<



Yea, the plug felt weird. I didn't enjoy it, but I was like hey, if she's gettin off on it, i'll take one for her. She was bangable, but no hot by far.

As for swallowing my own cum . . . . well . . . . hey, it can happen. .. MC WOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLLD :D

I did not take any sort of enema. I was not expecting to have my anal virginity taken that night. When she pulled that fucker out (she was smiling, and said I was the only guy that "let" her do it) lots of shit followed it. By lots i mean. . . . she had a lot of cleaning up to do from the suction it caused. I was like Gawd Damn. . . . when did I last have corn?!?!?! She of course passed out after I said that, and I ran out the door, sort of crying because someone went down a wrong way street :(
oh... :roll: oh god... it hurts to laugh so hard... that was awesome.

thats still a great story

Ok. Well this actually happened 3 weekends ago. I haven't had ass since. . . . . that's what I get for hookin up with someone I went to school with. Anyhow, I met up with her at Plush (an 18-30 year old club here in town) and bought her a few drinks, the usual.

Anyhow, after chit chatting we hit the floor and danced a little bit. I leaned over and told her is she really wanted to dance, we can go back to her place. So we get back to her place and I tell her to take a shower because she needed one. She didn't take to well to that comment to light, but ablidged anyway. While she was in the shower, I popped 2 ultracets (back pain medicaine that makes me trip balls). Anyhow, by the time she's done, it feels like I smoked like 2 pounds of weed. My head is spinnin, ears poppin, and in general i feel good.

So we start makin out and shit, and she asks if i'm kinky. Im like. . . wtf? Me, girl you just don't know. So after 20 minutes or so of goin down on her 69 style, she pulled out her ace in her sleeve. The ultimate in male humiliation.

She stuck a butt plug in my ass :( Not just any buttplug, this motherfucker had a black pony tail on the end, so it was even more degrading. However, after having this 4 inch thing shoved in my ass, I reflected on how other women must have felt. Soooooo. . . I went ahead with it, and fucked her as she petted the hair from the plug. It felt like totally weird. Well, after I was done, and came in her mouth and did the usual swap (I ended up swallowing it this time), we pulled the plug out.

I did not take any sort of enema. I was not expecting to have my anal virginity taken that night. When she pulled that fucker out (she was smiling, and said I was the only guy that "let" her do it) lots of shit followed it. By lots i mean. . . . she had a lot of cleaning up to do from the suction it caused. I was like Gawd Damn. . . . when did I last have corn?!?!?! She of course passed out after I said that, and I ran out the door, sort of crying because someone went down a wrong way street :(


I guess she told a few people, bc when I went to Plush last weekend, everyone i personally knew looked at me with an odd face. . . . .




I never have enough to swamp the STB area. I only get these escapades like once a month. Sometimes bi-monthly. I just never tell people about them, because it makes me look like a freak. ;)

Repost.

Repost.
REPENISHAT!

repost? que? this only happened to me once in my life, and I haven't posted it anywhere. Or maybe I did post it on the other fourm. It was 3 weeks ago. :confused:

repost? que? this only happened to me once in my life, and I haven't posted it anywhere. Or maybe I did post it on the other fourm. It was 3 weeks ago. :confused:


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Belgian roffles! :roll: :lmfao:

heh.


okay. lets stop whoring about whoring.

if you catch my drift.

lets talk aboot sometin else.

Sigh, im post whoring but not meaning too. Just posting away, it feels good to post and not worry if it was my last post. lol

whats with all the sighs FTC?

you missin the old Lounge or something?

whats with all the sighs FTC?

you missin the old Lounge or something?


Not at all actually. Sigh of relief :wiggle:

wewt!

Sigh, im post whoring but not meaning too. Just posting away, it feels good to post and not worry if it was my last post. lol

Just for that, I'm banning you.

Just for that, I'm banning you.

:rofl:


You love me too much to do that...






right? :angel: :hide:

Well, it's good to have 2 weeks straight without any hurricanes :) I'm not bitching bc living here is a choice, im just breathing a sigh of relief like FTC.

i love living in an area that doesn't have tornadoes, doesn't have hurricanes, doesn't have earthquakes, rarely - if ever - floods, all we have to deal with are white out blizzards.

i got the tornadoes covered!!!! Woot YAY for TEXAS

heh.


okay. lets stop whoring about whoring.

if you catch my drift.

lets talk aboot sometin else.
holly crap suppah!!! you had less post counts then me last night!!!
you are i a fucking roll.....I better get some more beer 4 tonite ....I'll be checking your NEKID PICTARS Thread!!! :yumyum: :rock: :wackit: :3some:

Alright, here's mine... Why? Why not.

I used to live in this apartment complex with my buddy Jimmy... This was in Encino, in SoCal. There were a ton of buildings with 6 apartments each in them in the complex, about 40 buildings total, and in the center was an Olympic sized swimming pool. I used to lay out every day after work during the summer, because I was only working part time... So, everyday, I saw this little blonde in a black bikini... I don't know about you guys, but I think a girl has to have a KILLER body to wear a black bikini... This girl's body was HOT. So, we made eye contact over a couple of days, and finally I introduced myself... We were kinda fooling around in the pool, and she invited me up to her apartment that night to watch a movie... So, I go over... It turns out her apartment was on the third floor of a building that overlooked the pool. So we're up there watching "Jerry Maguire" and she makes herself nice and comfortable resting against me... So, we're right at the "Who's your motherfucker, Jerry?" part ("You're my motherfucker! I love the black man!"), and she turns around, puts her tongue down my throat, and it's on...

We go into her room, and she puts on Madonna's "Erotica" CD. We start going at it hot and heavy, and wow, she is a moaner and a screamer... I mean, loud as shit... So, I bend her over doggy style, and I am slapping that ass... And I say to her "Who's your motherfucker??" And she screams "You're my motherfucker! You're my motherfucker!" So, for the rest of the night, we are going at it... It's all good.

So, I go back to my place in the morning, and there's my buddy Jimmy and his girlfriend, Jen. He goes "Dude, you gotta hear this. Last night, we were coming back from the movies, and we walked by the pool. There were 15 people standing around this building at the corner, and we're like, "What the hell is going on?" So we walk over to check it out, and there is this chick on the top floor getting slammed, moaning and screaming, and then she starts going "You're my motherfucker! You're my motherfucker!" just like from Jerry Maguire." So I say, "Yeah dude, that was me." Jen says "Yeah, right." And so I tell them, "Well, remember that blonde from the pool?" and they go, "Ohhhhh."

So she (the blonde) goes away to Vegas for July 4th weekend, and I am laying out by the pool on the 7th or 8th... I am sleeping, but I can tell someone is looking at me. So I open my eyes, look over to my right, and there she is, all dewey-eyed. She's laying on her side, resting her head on her hand, and we start chatting. The way her head is sitting makes her head look weird, so I say "Hey, your wig is on crooked." She says "What?" I say again, "Your wig is on crooked." She goes, "What the hell are you talking about?" And I say again, "Your wig.. It's on crooked." I'm just being a smart-ass, trying to make her laugh... She looks me in the eye and says, "I didn't know how to tell you." then adjusts it. Turns out she had some rare disorder that makes her hair kinda patchy, and she wore a fucking wig. She goes, "That's why I was glad you didn't yank my hair while you were fucking me." I felt like such an asshole. So, I make the mistake of telling that story to Jimmy, who tells everyone we know...

I come home from work a couple days later, and there is a message on my machine from my friend Brian... "Hey Maguire, too bad that chick wigged out on you."



REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehe official leg humper #3 checking in!!!

I'll be checking your NEKID PICTARS Thread!!! :yumyum: :rock: :wackit: :3some:
:(

:(

that thread is dead.

I got banned from photobucket and my account and all the images were deleted.

As soon as I can find a new image hosting place I'll be starting that thread over with a vengance.

man sup you were the king of pron!!!! why didnt you save all that shit on your hard drive!!!!!

oh the porn is safe.

all 12 gigs of it. But the rest of those images... oh well, I was getting bored with the whole funny image thing anyway.

whattup niggas?!?!?!??!?!!!!1111

RedR1

I found what you need to get yourself for christmas next year:

new toy for RedR1 (http://www.huse.com/cgi-bin/SoftCart.exe/scstore/p-21895_anal_Screwdriver.htm?E+scstore)

Are you saying he's anal?

I guess you could draw that refrence.

It was more going off of his post on page one here of the buttplug incident.

that story disturbed me greatly

Is it weird that everybody is talking about butt plugs and I look at FD3SBoost location and it says "behind you"............

Hahahahahahahaha!

You guys are FUCKED up.

and your point is... ?

No point, just an observation.

No point, just an observation.
:werd:

good observation then. :D

RedR1

I found what you need to get yourself for christmas next year:

new toy for RedR1 (http://www.huse.com/cgi-bin/SoftCart.exe/scstore/p-21895_anal_Screwdriver.htm?E+scstore)

Damn, admins at work own3d me when I clicked that link:



Christopher,
It has come to our attention that you have been attempting to access too many non-work related sites, which our filters have blocked. Please limit your website access to professional sites only.

Sincerest Regards

My response:

I am terribly sorry. A mouse ran across my keyboard. He does this daily. I will make sure it does not happen again though

Hahaha, I keep on clicking on the links at work, from the other forum and this one. . . . Hahaha.

On behalf of post whores everywhere, I would like to humbly request to the moderators that the minimum length of a post be reduced back to 1 character. Why? So we can do a

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type of thing once again, of course!


Plzkthxbye??? :wiggle:

Is it weird that everybody is talking about butt plugs and I look at FD3SBoost location and it says "behind you"............

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v217/DarkAngelKamui/One%20Liners%20Part%20Deux/aly.jpg

Damn, admins at work own3d me when I clicked that link:



My response:



Hahaha, I keep on clicking on the links at work, from the other forum and this one. . . . Hahaha.
:roll:

I'm glad I could provide a bit-O entertainment this mornin for you.

:roll:

I'm glad I could provide a bit-O entertainment this mornin for you.


I needed it too. I got to work at 7:30 and was in a meeting until 10:30. Blah, but when I got back, I starting laughing my ass off as soon as i got the admins' email :rofl:

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