My bitch neighbor is always parking directly in front of my door, when we have at least 6 spaces in front of the building. We don't have assigned parking, and apparently she does it out of spite.

I need to concoct something to piss her off. Ideas?

take a valve core remover, use it for its designed purpose on atleast two tires. put the valve stem caps back on and watch the tow truck come the next morning. while her car is gone, park your car there and watch her reaction when she gets back.

take a valve core remover, use it for its designed purpose on atleast two tires. put the valve stem caps back on and watch the tow truck come the next morning. while her car is gone, park your car there and watch her reaction when she gets back.

I like that idea :D. I'm sure you guys here are pretty creative, so the more the better. This has been happening for the past month and i'm a bit pissed about it.

Now that I think about it, that'll be a bit too suspicious. I need something a little more...sneaky

park your car really close to her driver side door. if you have a buddy, park his car really close to her passenger side door.

laugh when she can't get in her car.

also, have a cam ready if she tries to key your car. take her to small claims and get a new paint job.

poison her fuel system.... with little bands of sand at a time

park your car really close to her driver side door. if you have a buddy, park his car really close to her passenger side door.

laugh when she can't get in her car.

also, have a cam ready if she tries to key your car. take her to small claims and get a new paint job.


i love it.:boobies:

For a better idea, here's some pics. My cars = the Cavalier and the Explorer. My apartment is the one closest to the right(not viewable in these pics). Her apartment (the bitch neighbor) is the apartment on the end.

I'm thinking about going to move my cavalier really really close to her car (the Forenza), which is currently in my space

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pour brake fluid on the hood of her car!

first of all, don't do anything she can come back at you for.

Don't remove the valve cores, don't key her car, don't do brake fluid, blah blah blah.


I suggest cutting some wood blocks 1/8" longer then the distance from the ground to the bottom of her axles. Jack her car up, put blocks under axles, ball joints, whatever. Laugh when she comes out and revs the engine a lot trying to move and can't figure it out.

Have some way to remove the blocks quick like while she calls tow truck, or just leave them there.

first of all, don't do anything she can come back at you for.

Don't remove the valve cores, don't key her car, don't do brake fluid, blah blah blah.


I suggest cutting some wood blocks 1/8" longer then the distance from the ground to the bottom of her axles. Jack her car up, put blocks under axles, ball joints, whatever. Laugh when she comes out and revs the engine a lot trying to move and can't figure it out.

Have some way to remove the blocks quick like while she calls tow truck, or just leave them there.

oh c'mon, you think that'll work in terms of "coming back" at him, over the valve core idea? the bitch will just think her tires got flat cause of a nail or something.

although you have a great idea, he has a 78% chance at getting caught, compared to my mere 34%...:hide:

Have you tried...talking to her?
If that fails get some car paint, like window paint, washes off, no harm done.

Write something on her windshield, it can be anything really, that's not the point.

The next part is sick, but I think the payoff would be worth it.

Take a crap, and get some of the crap on some toilet paper.

Smash the crap with the windshield wiper so its not very visible.

Imagine the look on her face when she uses her wiper fluid and wipers to remove the car paint, only to have a mixture of windshield wiper fluid and human shit smeared all over her windshield and car.

Seriously, I dont even know how i'd go about getting that off without puking.

Do what we do when someone parks infront of our house and wont move. Boot it(you probably dont have a way though) or put a cup full of tacs there.

although you have a great idea, he has a 78% chance at getting caught, compared to my mere 34%...:hide:
we used to do the blocks idea back in high school. But that was usually when you didn't care if the car sat there for a week or two while they tried to figure out why it wouldn't move.

Another fun one was the pickups with the transfer case shift lever, you would kick that into nuetral when they weren't paying attention. We do this one every chance we get when working on ski areas.

If she doesn't have keyless entry, jam her door locks with toothpicks.

Yeh, try talking to her first :)

My bitch neighbor is always parking directly in front of my door, when we have at least 6 spaces in front of the building. We don't have assigned parking, and apparently she does it out of spite.

I need to concoct something to piss her off. Ideas?

I can’t believe nobody brought up the fact that you are being a little bitch.


Here’s an idea for you.


Why don’t take that tampon out of your ass and get over it?

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/martyr52/stewie-flickoffbig.gif

get spray pant and paint the parking spot with one of thise giant handicap wheel chair dudes. she'll have to park in another spot and if she does cover the blue handicap paint with black paint and park your car there.

I can’t believe nobody brought up the fact that you are being a little bitch.


Here’s an idea for you.


Why don’t take that tampon out of your ass and get over it?

You don't know the half of it, so you calling me a "bitch" is a moot point. Since nobody brought it up, apparently that's not the case, except with you So with that being said, here's an idea for you. :D




















STFU :)




















:rolleyes:

Why don’t take that tampon out of your ass and get over it?
On the topic of tampons...
www.obtampons.com has a free trial while supplies last. Just FYI.

I believe the person you are looking for is known as 'lemonade' he can be found at the rxclub. if the price is right he'll set her car on fire...

On the topic of tampons...
www.obtampons.com has a free trial while supplies last. Just FYI.

and how the hell do you know about that trial?

I believe the person you are looking for is known as 'lemonade' he can be found at the rxclub. if the price is right he'll set her car on fire...



I may need to hit 'lemonade' up for a arson hookup :)

The bitch moved her shit this morning. I'm a little less pissed because now i have my space back. I think I may spray paint her hubcaps pink, that'd be funny.

sorry but are you handicapped??? if walking abit going to kill you, you fat fuck

I enjoy the parking infraction stickers cops stick to your window.

sorry but are you handicapped??? if walking abit going to kill you, you fat fuck

Yep, i'm a disgusting blob at 400lbs and i'm 5'5. Both my legs are broken, so I drive a manual with my hands to depress the clutch, steer with my mouth, and change gears with my elbow.....













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:rolleyes:
STFU

so then why are you complaining about having to walk

Pour out a coke in the spot where she steps out each day.

so then why are you complaining about having to walk
Since you don't understand English, here's some Chinese...

Wai Yu Tai Ping Dum Fuk :D

I never said anything about walking, nor did I imply that I didn't want to walk. :rolleyes:

i vote for making her car look like this when she's away:

http://www.theargonauts.com/argonauts/dennis_scott/tourpictures/0310_australia/images/35_large.jpg

^ id rock that like a jamacan