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BATMAN 10-05-2005, 11:36 PM The alligator has some foreign competition at the top of the Everglades food chain, and the results of the struggle are horror-movie messy.
A 13-foot Burmese python recently burst after it apparently tried to swallow a live, six-foot alligator whole, authorities said.
The incident has heightened biologists’ fears that the nonnative snakes could threaten a host of other animal species in the Everglades.
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“It means nothing in the Everglades is safe from pythons, a top-down predator,” said Frank Mazzotti, a University of Florida wildlife professor.
Over the years, many pythons have been abandoned in the Everglades by pet owners.
The gory evidence of the latest gator-python encounter — the fourth documented in the past three years — was discovered and photographed last week by a helicopter pilot and wildlife researcher.
The snake was found with the gator’s hindquarters protruding from its midsection. Mazzotti said the alligator may have clawed at the python’s stomach as the snake tried to digest it.
In previous incidents, the alligator won or the battle was an apparent draw.
“There had been some hope that alligators can control Burmese pythons,” Mazzotti said. “This indicates to me it’s going to be an even draw. Sometimes alligators are going to win and sometimes the python will win.”
It is unknown how many pythons are competing with the thousands of alligators in the Everglades, but at least 150 have been captured in the past two years, said Joe Wasilewski, a wildlife biologist and crocodile tracker.
Pythons could threaten many smaller species that conservationists are trying to protect, including other reptiles, otters, squirrels, woodstorks and sparrows, Mazzotti said.
Wasilewski said a 10- or 20-foot python also could pose a risk to an unwary human, especially a child. He added, however, “I don’t think this is an imminent threat. This is not a ‘Be afraid, be very afraid’ situation.”
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AmishBoy 10-05-2005, 11:48 PM Damn that is funny. I would say that is a double pwned.
Hey maybe we could go shoot some pythons eating some squirrels.
Palumbo 10-06-2005, 01:22 AM poor python. thats gotta hurt
r0t0r-rooter 10-06-2005, 01:52 AM I used to have a 6' burmese python. It was a cool pet, but feeding it guinea pigs & quail every week or so got pretty expensive ($6-7/each).
Palumbo 10-06-2005, 02:30 AM did you shove an alligator down its mouth when you got bored with the guy?
That's pretty amazing. The passion of the flesh creates untold suffering, once again..... damn reptiles.
BATMAN 10-06-2005, 09:17 AM Python: Fuck u Mr. alligator
Gator: No. Fuck u (from the inside out)
BATMAN 10-06-2005, 09:25 AM BTW, that's a male alligator.
Is twig and berries are hanging out, probably from being squeezed out thanks to the python.........
BATMAN 10-06-2005, 09:28 AM he probably had his gator prick rub the walls of the python stomach and it must have felt like female gator-gina (cloaca, that 3-in-one hole where they shit, fuck and piss outta the same orfice), had a gator-gasm and twitched hard enough so that his hang-nail snagged the python's belly-gina.
SpartanTS 10-06-2005, 10:00 AM Double pwned, but that Python must have been pretty damn hungry to try and eat an entire alligator. I'm sure it would have been months before he ate again.
I wonder, when the Python wins, how does it move? It's like towing a boat with a passenger car.
Alex-7 10-06-2005, 10:28 AM he probably had his gator prick rub the walls of the python stomach and it must have felt like female gator-gina (cloaca, that 3-in-one hole where they shit, fuck and piss outta the same orfice), had a gator-gasm and twitched hard enough so that his hang-nail snagged the python's belly-gina.
WOW!
Another astounding speculation.
AmishBoy 10-06-2005, 12:42 PM Double pwned, but that Python must have been pretty damn hungry to try and eat an entire alligator. I'm sure it would have been months before he ate again.
Maybe it was self defense.
BATMAN 10-06-2005, 02:26 PM maybe the gator let a massive fart out his cloaca (dickasshole) that exceeded the threshold......... hence a popped baloonis snakecus.........
meddle 10-06-2005, 02:41 PM he probably had his gator prick rub the walls of the python stomach and it must have felt like female gator-gina (cloaca, that 3-in-one hole where they shit, fuck and piss outta the same orfice), had a gator-gasm and twitched hard enough so that his hang-nail snagged the python's belly-gina.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
Say No To Pistons 10-06-2005, 05:59 PM heart burn? take Tums!
r0t0r-rooter 10-06-2005, 07:44 PM Now that I think about it, that "wildlife professor" is an idiot. For my snake to eat a simple guinea pig, it would take ~ 30 min. It has to slowly inch it's lips farther around the animal, & then 'pull' it down the throat. While it's doing that, the snake is totally defenseless (it's teeth are angled inward, so it can't back-track).
There's no way a snake would eat an animal while it's still alive.
btw, after it eats a huge meal, a snake usually looks for a safe & warm place to hide out. It's not very mobile, and if there is no surrounding heat it can't properly digest the prey. If it can't digest fast enough, the food rots in the snake's stomach & kills it.
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