we are led to believe that adam and eve populated the earth (don't get me started on retardation as a result of in breeding) but go wiped out the entire world with his flood the only survivours being noah, his wife, and 2 of every animal...................is that right???????

a total of 6 people came off that ark including a shit load of creatures. lots of fucking of both parties to get where we are today, huh? at least one of them carried the gay gene. which is why we have so many gays today.

we are led to believe that adam and eve populated the earth (don't get me started on retardation as a result of in breeding) but go wiped out the entire world with his flood the only survivours being noah, his wife, and 2 of every animal...................is that right???????

WIth the literal interpretation of Genesis, which YZF is so ademant about, I would think this would be a logical thought path. I am sure YZF will explain genetic degredation and how Adam and Eve are "pure." :rolleyes:

eight people survived the flood, Noah, his wife, his three sons, and their wives....the entire earth was repopulated by those people, according to the scriptures


that explains the large sum of villiage idiots in this world...... starting with the mid-east and the red-neck states.....

that explains the large sum of villiage idiots in this world...... starting with the mid-east and the red-neck states.....

And if the Ark is ever found in Ararat, what will you say?

well i live in Ararat and there aint no ark here :p

:O she might be holy...

So 6 people re-populated to a billion Asians and 5 billion more blacks, whites... etc? They also managed to collect and breed successfully all the flora and fauna that we have today, not to mention all the extinct ones?

Dysfunction in the first family...

"Awe Daaad. I already fucked Mom last week. How come I always get stuck with her every Repopulate The Earth Orgy Sin-day? No fair!
I swear, soon I'm gonna have to tie a plank from the Ark to my ass to keep from falling in!"

"Father always chooses our tight little sister. For God's sake, it's not like he built that damned thing all by himself!"


-And the subsequent birthings...

"Oh goody, another baby sister! I can hardly wait the whole 11 years!"


Oh, I could go on, but it's all just too absurd.

Interesting read so Darwin's a racist. However when the groups were spit up across the world how come all did not remain Christians? Seems like it would of been easier then. Also when it talks about changes in skin colour and the environment could it not be said that people "evolved" different levels of melanin to suit there environment?


I meant that all the plants and animals were saved, bred and repopulated the earth.

true, scientific evolution has nothing to do with origins, as much as modern day atheists would like you to believe

so to be an atheist to have to believe in darwins theory that is a load of shit

It certainly does seem that the religious types think that "our" Jesus is Darwin.

So you are willing to admit species can evolve and change within its own species but that it cannot evolve into more?