Nobody seems too touchy on this forum so lets share some offensive jokes.

Any race, any joke bring it on.


I'll start things off.............


Q.Why don't black people take asprin?





A. They are to proud to pick the cotton out of the bottle first :rolleyes:





Make me laugh.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a large pizza?










The pizza will feed a family of four.

You blew that joke, the ending is actually because its to remind them that they were cotton pickers before drug addicts. And bring it on lets hear what some god ones. o yeah dont forgot the cho momma jokes lol!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?




A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Ahahahahahah Jacque Custodian ahahahah




What do black people and sperm have in common?



















Only one in twenty million work.

how did copper wire get invented?

















Two jews fighting over a penny.

Why don't black people dream?


We shot the last one that had a dream.

Actually, I don't take Aspirin because I could die from it... But funny nonetheless... :rofl:



"How to be a perfect Asian parent"

Be a little more lenient on the 7PM curfew.

Don't ask where the other point went when your child comes home with a 99 course grade on his/her report card.

Don't "ai-ya" loudly at your kid's dress habits. Don't blatantly hint about the merits of Hah-phoo (Harvard), Yale-uh (Yale), Stan-phoo (Stanford), and Emeh-I-Tee (MIT).

Don't reveal all the intimate details of your kid's life to the entire Asian community.

Don't ask your child, "What are you going to do with you life" if he/she majors in a non-science field.

Don't give your son a bowl haircut or your daughter two acres of bangs.

Don't try to set your kid up on a date in anticipation of their poor taste or inept social skills.

Incorporate other phrases besides "Did you study yet?" into your daily conversations with your children.

Don't ask all your kid's friends over the age of 21 if they have a boy/girlfriend yet.

Are there any white jokes? I don't think I've ever heared one.

can someone explain to me the cracker comments?

Here's a rugged one.




Q. How long does it take a black chick to take a shit?























A. Nine months.

Why is the Afghan air force so easy to train?



You only have to teach them how to take off!

I'm not sure if this racist joke thread is a good idea.

It might scare off the people that are on this forum that don't understand us......

Perhaps we should make jokes about our own race instead of others.

^LOL


Why did the Mexican guy slide down the banister rail




















because he ran out of toilet paper.

what did Jesus tell the black people before he died?





don't do anything till I get back

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What do you call an Indian without a Casino?




-A Mexican



What do you call a little mexican?




-A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay.




-What do you call two blacks at a lunch?
Friends hanging out.

What do you call two whites at a lunch?
Fucking queers.

What do you call two mexicans at a lunch?
Friends hanging out.

:batman:
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Yeah, you may have a point there, BATMAN.... lol, I could see this thread getting ugly FAST.... :rofl:


Whats faster that a black boy running?

- His big brother in front of him.

BATMANs goin' soft on us.

naw, just considerate of others.

There are a few girls that have been on this forum before we swung by.

We like to keep the girls around...... ;)

Oh yeah, forgot about that... :D

Neither of you are gonna have sex with the two girls we already scared off ya know.

Oh, I know that...

But I know at least one of us is more inclined to try anyway... :D

what did Jesus tell the black people before he died?


don't do anything till I get back


:rofl: :rofl:

How do you keep an Asian from drowning?

Take your foot off his head

(changed the race for you Batty).

How do you keep 5 Asians from rapign a white chick?

Throw em a basketball.

I'll stop now, since this thread seemed to slow down some. . . .

You hear about the new Jewish tire?

It stops on a dime... Then picks it up.


Why do black families keep roosters in their backyards?

To teach the kids how to walk.

What's the only positive thing about black people?







HIV.

TOM posted my most favorite racist joke ever on the other board.

What do you call 3 mexicans, 1 chinese guy, and 4 black guys standing in a line?

a lawn sprinkler.

Spic Spic Spic - Chink - Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga :rofl:

Did you hear about the terrible automobile accident last night? A redneck family on vacation lost all of their children. The pickup truck they were riding in ran off the road into a lake and sank to the bottom. The parents got out of the cab OK but all the kids in the back drowned; they couldn't get the tailgate open.

A Polish man was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories. A week later the Pole complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results.

"Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked.

"What do you think I've been doing," the Pole said, "Shoving them up my ass?"

what do you call 1,000,000 dead Jews?
a GOOD start

what do you call a white guy with one black guy?
a lawyer

what do you call a white guy with two black guys?
a referee

what do you call a white guy with three black guys?
a victim

what do you call a white guy with five black guys?
a coach

what do you call a white guy with fifteen black guys?
a quarter back

what do you call a white guy with fifty black guys?
a warden

what do you a person who is both filipino and white?
Haolipino (Jalapeneo)

what do you call a filipino walking a dog?
a vegetarian

How does every black joke start?




*looks to the left, looks to the right*

:D

:looks left and right:


what's the difference between black people and tires?




















Tires don't sing when you put chains on them...........




:runs and hides: