BATMAN
08-18-2005, 10:17 AM
1. Preface ur post by saying "this is just something I noticed in all Jews/Hispanics/Blacks/Asians". I mean, if its just an observation, it can't be racist.
2. Preface ur post by saying how u have plenty of Jewish/Hispanic/Black/Asian friends, but u need to let this off ur chest.
3. Before making a blatantly racist statement, CLEARLY state that u are not a racist. This absolves u.
4. Make sure u insult that particular race's women. Do they have big butts? Hooked noses? Greasy hair? Let them know! After all, its just something u noticed.
5. ALWAYS quote statistics. Did the Vatican research board determine that 98.7% of all homosexuals are condemned to hell for all eternity? Cite it. Did a Klan survey find that Jews are 78% more likely to be cheap and smelly? Copy and paste baby!
6. Don't forget to insult that race's homeland, even if most of them have never been there. Latin America/the Middle East/Asia/Africa sure does suck, and its YOUR responsibility to let people know anonymously through the internet.
7. Be sure to describe, in detail, an incident u saw/heard about/made up in which a member of an ethnic group lived up to their stereotype. Every academic thesis needs field research before it gets published.
8. USE CAPS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS TO MAKE IT SEEM AS THOUGH YOU'RE SCREAMING!!!!!
9. Anyone who disagrees with you is obviously a limp-wristed tree-hugging slack-jawwed faggot liberal, and their opinion is automatically discounted.
2. Preface ur post by saying how u have plenty of Jewish/Hispanic/Black/Asian friends, but u need to let this off ur chest.
3. Before making a blatantly racist statement, CLEARLY state that u are not a racist. This absolves u.
4. Make sure u insult that particular race's women. Do they have big butts? Hooked noses? Greasy hair? Let them know! After all, its just something u noticed.
5. ALWAYS quote statistics. Did the Vatican research board determine that 98.7% of all homosexuals are condemned to hell for all eternity? Cite it. Did a Klan survey find that Jews are 78% more likely to be cheap and smelly? Copy and paste baby!
6. Don't forget to insult that race's homeland, even if most of them have never been there. Latin America/the Middle East/Asia/Africa sure does suck, and its YOUR responsibility to let people know anonymously through the internet.
7. Be sure to describe, in detail, an incident u saw/heard about/made up in which a member of an ethnic group lived up to their stereotype. Every academic thesis needs field research before it gets published.
8. USE CAPS AND EXCLAMATION POINTS TO MAKE IT SEEM AS THOUGH YOU'RE SCREAMING!!!!!
9. Anyone who disagrees with you is obviously a limp-wristed tree-hugging slack-jawwed faggot liberal, and their opinion is automatically discounted.