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BATMAN 10-25-2007, 08:55 AM http://www.flylip.com/news/images/71-1193275862-seal-penis.jpg
That’s right Heidi. That’s not a banana in my pants. It’s all me.
Seal and Heidi Klum made a rare joint appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show where Heidi said the first thing she noticed about Seal was his big package. People says,
“I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow,” Klum tells Oprah Winfrey on her show’s Superstar Couples episode set to air Thursday.
Wow, as in Seal was wearing bicycle shorts.
“And I pretty much saw everything,” says Klum. “The whole package.”
This pretty much disproves those feel good shows where women say size doesn’t matter. It matters. Well, it matters if you want to bang a model like Heidi Klum.
This just goes to prove the point if you’re hung like a horse it doesn’t matter if your face looks like it caught on fire and someone put it out with track spikes–you can still bang supermodels. Of course that’s reason #23 why I wear a tube sock in my pants. On a side note, for those of you interested in purchasing bicycle shorts, I hear Richard Simmons, Eddie Van Halen, and the lead singer from Poison are having garage sales this weekend.
2ndGen.Rocket 10-25-2007, 09:35 AM Being a famous songwriter doesn't exactly hurt either. It's not like girls see a big dick and just become insatiable.
vrooom305 10-25-2007, 09:40 AM I'm calling shenanigans!
and this thread is useless without pics...of Heidi I mean.
BATMAN 10-25-2007, 10:20 AM Being a famous songwriter doesn't exactly hurt either. It's not like girls see a big dick and just become insatiable.
Amazing... the first reply is from (size) Queen.
Seal is a has been and Heidi can do alot better than that in the looks dept and still maintain or improve on her selection of donkey dongs.....
2ndGen.Rocket 10-25-2007, 12:40 PM You guys have a whacked view of reality.
BATMAN 10-25-2007, 01:03 PM oh?
explain.
let's start with ur view of what u look for in a guy.
Vert8813B 10-25-2007, 01:19 PM That is 2ndGen isn't it?
2ndGen.Rocket 10-25-2007, 02:19 PM Hm.
2ndGen.Rocket 10-25-2007, 03:07 PM oh?
explain.
let's start with ur view of what u look for in a guy.
Ok, you are right.
big dick, preferrably of the black variety, money, nice car, high paying job, etc. Not necessarily in that order.
BATMAN 10-25-2007, 04:44 PM http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b147/ChrisMcGTO04/hotdoghallway.gif
RyanFlemington 10-25-2007, 08:09 PM godly reply
wotnartd 10-25-2007, 08:13 PM Bah!
Most chicks are just hurtin for a squirtin.
Lay some pipe and they shut up.
wotnartd 10-25-2007, 08:13 PM Bah!
Most chicks are just hurtin for a squirtin.
Lay some pipe and they shut up.
DloveN 10-25-2007, 08:13 PM Whats up with the skin under his eyes?
Queen 10-25-2007, 08:58 PM Queen, why are you such a whore?
BATMAN 10-26-2007, 09:41 AM Flavio Briatore (born April 12, 1950) is an Italian businessman and managing director of the Renault Formula One team.
Briatore was involved in the bankruptcy of Paramatti, and eventually convicted on various counts of fraud in Bergamo and Milan to 4 years and 6 months of prison. To avoid imprisonment, he fled to Saint Thomas in the Virgin Islands, where he kept close relations to Benetton and opened some Benetton stores.
In the late 1990s, Briatore gained notoriety among European tabloids for his romantic relationships with supermodels such as Naomi Campbell, Adriana Volpe http://www.barefoot-girls.net/main/thepose/Adriana-Volpe01.jpg , and Heidi Klum http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/D20050222/1871_729758857_flavio1_H124949_L.jpg . Klum gave birth to Briatore's only child, a daughter named Helene "Leni" Klum, on 4 May 2004.
According to the Italian gossip media, Briatore is engaged to marry the 27-year-old 'Wonderbra' model Elisabetta Gregoraci. http://www.livingsense.info/auto/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/eg-02.jpg
Because of his lavish lifestyle, he is frequently called "Flava-Flav" on SPEED Channel by their F1 announcers.
Fat or not, he is a God compared to anyone on this forum because he is rich, manages a F1 team, and tapped Supermodels in his ripe old age......
Queen 10-26-2007, 10:31 AM nice to know I can attain TFL god status if I fuck the right people
Say No To Pistons 10-26-2007, 12:10 PM Whats up with the skin under his eyes?
Nothing some bondo can't fix.
wotnartd 10-26-2007, 12:58 PM nice to know I can attain TFL god status if I fuck the right people
Or have enough money, big enough pecker, more cars, etc...
BATMAN 10-26-2007, 01:06 PM it'll buff right out......
Queen 10-26-2007, 01:12 PM Or have enough money, big enough pecker, more cars, etc...
I can handle the money and extravagant cars, but I'm out of luck in the pecker dept. :(
aznpoopy 10-26-2007, 01:19 PM you know what this means
this means an asian man will never tag a supermodel EVER
except for me of course
wotnartd 10-26-2007, 04:27 PM Vitamin GHB, gets'em every time.
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