i have 2 fcs, and i know this guy cause he went to my school. i took a shop class with him and he his final grade was 30%. he was dumb. he tried tighting bolts by turning them left. and suggested to lower the car you just simply remove the springs.

so this fag has a saturn wagon that hes pimpin out for madd tyght steet cred.

my fcs are project cars, and one of which is going through a TII build up. he started asking me dumb questions about the 7... soon after he started talkin about how hott his saturn is, and how when he gets a turbo for it hes gonna have close to 200 horse. after that he had the balls to say it could beat my rx 7 hands down, then started to say how they are shit! :firedevil

my favorite line from the convo was

saturn fag: i just got my lowering springs put on, and when i picked it up the shop guy said how low my car was illeagle and when i left the cops pulled me over for having such a low car. so they made me go back to the shop and have them lift it back to stock right height.

me: so what did they do with your lowering springs?

saturnfag: i still have them on, they just made it higher.

i just dug up a picture of this fags car

http://img360.imageshack.us/img360/7809/saturnfag0kk.th.jpg

hmph.

lowered Saturn wagon-----that shit is tight. Is he sittin' on dubs?

Its mAd jdM tyt3 y0! but would be even tyt3r wit some NAWS.

So line it up and shut him up.

just tell him your fc came stock with 200 horse.....then slap him with da DICK!! :ar:

Time to open a can...

http://www.negative-g.com/downhill/images/111403whoopass.jpg

tell him about the roller rockers and cam u plan on putting in that 13b.:teeth:

Tell him his car is made of plastic.

or better yet... just say "You drive a saturn" and walk away.