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The giant aldabra tortoise thought to be around 250 years old has died in the Kolkata zoo of liver failure, Indian authorities said on Thursday.

The tortoise had been the pet of Robert Clive, the famous British military officer in colonial India around the middle of the 18th century, a local minister in West Bengal state said.

Local authorities say the tortoise, named “Addwaitya” meaning the “The One and Only” in Bengali, was the oldest tortoise in the world but they have not presented scientific proof to back up their claim.

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“Historical records show he was a pet of British general Robert Clive of the East India Company and had spent several years in his sprawling estate before he was brought to the zoo about 130 years ago,” West Bengal Forest Minister Jogesh Barman said.

“We have documents to prove that he was more than 150 years old, but we have pieced together other evidence like statements from authentic sources and it seems that he is more than 250 years old,” he said.

'Sad day'
The minister said details about Addwaitya’s early life showed that British sailors had brought him from the Seychelles islands and presented him to Clive, who was rising fast in the East India Company’s military hierarchy.

On Thursday, the tortoise’s enclosure wore a deserted look.

“This is a sad day for us. We will miss him very much,” a zoo keeper said.

Wild Aldabra tortoises are found in the Aldabra island in the Indian Ocean Seychelles islands. They average about 265 pounds (120 kg). It is believed that tortoises are the longest lived of all animals, with life spans often surpassing 100 years.

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Hey Grampa!!!

No, no they couldn't.

Peddle your mass opiates elsewhere.

and thats a good thing, people are finally seeing the truth

strange how the truth has become myth and myth has become truth in the eyes of many fools! whom God has blinded and condemned

Or in your case, the myth becomes truth becomes myth again to most people, but still truth to sheep like you.

"I hate because I'm bored

I say stupid things because I'm bored

I'm on the highway to hell....because I'm lazy and worthless"

- YOU

Sorry, the man from nantucket was intended for another window.

However, you're still a jackass. I generally work thirty hours a week, on top of a fifteen unit course load.

As for the Bible being the opiate of the masses, it never was. The truth is that it represents the megalomania of a group of ragged nomads, its as irrelevant as the Book of Mormon.

I thought Tortoise shells had rings like trees to count the age? Or am I thinking of a different animal? :dunno:

I think thats horse teeth. But I could be wrong.

Edit: Hence the "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" saying.

I once came across a redwood stump that was at least 18 feet across. I tried to count the rings, but there were far too many.

but dinosuars, simply larger reptiles, could not co-exist with man, as the Bible states they did

While dinosaurs fall under reptilia in the old classification system, they were far from 'simply larger reptiles'. Some were warm blooded, many were feathered.

but dinosuars, simply larger reptiles, could not co-exist with man, as the Bible states they didThe Bible does not state that dinosaurs co-existed with man.

Religious "scholars" have interpreted it to state that they did, because the discovery of the fossilized remains of species not mentioned in the Bible -- allegedly a factual record of history to the very dawn of creation -- left them no other choice. Funny how that works out.

And conveniently, the Bible is so vague that you could probably make a case for them having ridden around in San Francisco cable cars if you tried hard enough...

the six days of creation included every living creature, and trying to force fit vast imaginary epochs into the Bible is impossibleWhich, if you were a thinking individual, should tell you something about the veracity of the Bible...

I don't see Genesis 1 as vague on this issueGenesis 2:19-20

And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof.

And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field

I guess Brontosaurus must have been one of the "beasts of the field". :rolleyes:


Mark, why does it inevitably take you two or more posts to do what everyone else seems to manage in only one? No wonder you have nearly 2,500 posts in 3 months...

this argument presumes God should list every species of animal in Genesis?There you go with God again. You do understand that God didn't write the Bible, don't you? People who had no knowledge of Brontosaurus (or koalas, for that matter) did.

you obviously dismiss the creatures discussed in JobWas that still in doubt? :roll:

I don't put human limits on God!You don't even put human limits on the humans who wrote about God...

the Bible also states God will destroy the present heaven and earth and create again....will that require a few more billion years? nonsenseWhen in doubt, change the subject...

God always acts swiftly, suddenly, and leaves you no question of His power...Well, except for the last couple thousand years, when it seems he's suddenly gone missing...

evolution, in terms of origins, is simply a veiled form of atheism, the impossible equation of nobody x nothing = the universe, regardless of timeNothing divided by nothing, carry the nothing = you're an idiot, any way you look at it...

your opinion is simply wrongIf my opinion is simply wrong, why doesn't the Bible contain a modern "God breathed" map of the Earth showing the present location of the continents and removing all doubt about Pangea and millions of years of evolution? Surely they must have known where all the continents lay, especially considering that the Earth is supposedly only 6,000 years old, and Noah knew not only where to find all the species he saved from the flood, but where to put them back again afterward so that they'd flourish... :rolleyes:

Well, except for the dinosaurs, which he apparently fucked up, but we can't all be perfect.

the simple passage of time explains nothing, and certainly cannot account for such formations as Grand CanyonSure it can. It's called erosion...

Well, except for the last couple thousand years, when it seems he's suddenly gone missing...


Can you claim you've really sought Him? :)

If you search . . .

Oh, quit hating/judging Jim.
Love your neighbor.

Humbly pray for him, witness to him as an example of the love and the light that was shown to you.


:)

this guy HATES what you believe, he thinks you are a simple minded person, far beneath his pompous "intelligence" (which will be proven to be folly), he ATTACKS the Word of God, he MOCKS the truth

to be honest, the best prayer for Jim is that God would spare him from hell by bringing extreme pain and difficulty into his life, so that he would be humbled....that is my prayer for Jim....I certainly don't pray for a life of ease and blessing for him, he has that, and curses God!

To which I can only reply with the following--

MATTHEW 5:43-48

43"You have heard that it was said, 'Love your neighbor[h] and hate your enemy.' 44But I tell you: Love your enemies[i] and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes his sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous. 46If you love those who love you, what reward will you get? Are not even the tax collectors doing that? 47And if you greet only your brothers, what are you doing more than others? Do not even pagans do that? 48Be perfect, therefore, as your heavenly Father is perfect.

Mark--time and again, I have shown you things like this. GOD'S INSTRUCTION IS CLEAR ON THIS POINT, yet you still refuse to accept it. And as justification, you use the way Jim has treated you, but as we see here, you are WRONG. God did not make this vague, and that was done on purpose. So the question stands--how much longer are you going to be this hypocrite? Why do you refuse to practice what you preach?

Oh, one more thing--don't go complaining to tofu or anyone else because someone does not respect or believe you. The belief is one issue, and only God can decide how to best use the faithful to reach those who do not believe. BUT THE RESPECT THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE FROM ANYONE HERE IS YOUR OWN FAULT. Many of us have different beliefs, but no one else goes around threatening people, wishing bad upon them, etc etc etc the way you do even to this day. If you WANT respect, then TRY GIVING SOME. You get what you give sometimes....and even when you have promised to knock it off in the past, you could not keep it together for even a day or two....so that one is totally on you. Tofu got it right, even according to God's Word, and you giv him grief because of it! AND YOU TALK TO OTHERS ABOUT THEIR PRIDE??

EDIT--why the hell do you take so much joy from the concept of someone suffering in the first place?

funny--you compare Jim to Nebuchadnezzar, but in the end, doesn't Nebuchadnezzar find God's favor? HMMM.....

Point is, we ALL have our issues, and NONE OF US have the right to try to judge others the way you do. You read a post on a fucking internet forum and think that you are suddenly entitled to determine the entire course of a stranger's existence?! THIS IS NOTHING BUT PRIDE AND ARROGANCE ON YOUR PART.

I can accept criticism from tofu, because I know he is the genuine article

you, on the other hand, are a complete joke in every possible way....my respect for you is less than zero, you're a pervert, a fraud, and a slanderer who talks out of both sides of his mouth, and talks about my sins from two years ago in every post

your sins pile up to the moon, jonnie, GET LOST, I WILL NOT HEAR ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY, YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME

Which sins are those? Was it the death threats, which happened on the other forum? What about lst year when you tried to lie to your prayer group buddies about making those threats? Or perhaps it was even the comments you made when you wish death or illness upon others, WHICH YOU DID JUST THE OTHER DAY? Or maybe we can talk about your bragging and boasting, which you do EVERY DAY? How about you tell me again how much you can bench--it's only bee ONE DAY since the last time you bragged about that!

The point here? IT IS SIMPLE--YOU ARE SO FULL OF SIN IT AINT FUNNY. We all are, but YOU ARE THE WORST OF THE LOT. No one else here has gone anywhere near as far as you do, and you do it on a regular basis! And here you are again--casting judgment on me because of an INTERNET FORUM? All I do is comment on your actual actions, and relate what the Bible says about them. YOU, on the other hand, LIE about your actions to try to cover up that sin(a no-no), and then you wish pain, suffering, and death upon anyone who doesnt kiss your ass and bow down to the great and all-knowing Marky...

Something else--you said that you can take criticism from tofu--THEN WHY DIDNT YOU TAKE IT WHEN HE GAVE IT? WHY DID YOU MAKE EXCUSES TO JUSTIFY YOUR SIN INSTEAD OF ACKNOWLEDGING WHAT HE SAID TO YOU AS GOD'S WORD? you DID NOT take his criticism--you read it and then made an EXCUSE as to why you were supposedly justified in committing that sin! THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. Go learn it.

your sins pile up to the moon, jonnie, GET LOST, I WILL NOT HEAR ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY, YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME

Well now, let me see....I dont threaten peoples lives. I dont wish illness, suffering or death upon anyone. I don't act in such a hypocritical way as you do. I don't lie my ass off when confronted with my actions, like you do. The list goes on and on, Mark, so if my sins pile to the moon, how long ago did you find URANUS?

I apologize if my wording was off. Saying "like so many, Jim will . . . " as a declaration is a judgement call. Also, calling people derogitory names (check other threads) isnt cool. It is not love, it is the opposite. Please consider your thoughts and actions.

this guy HATES what you believe, he thinks you are a simple minded person, far beneath his pompous "intelligence" (which will be proven to be folly), he ATTACKS the Word of God, he MOCKS the truth

to be honest, the best prayer for Jim is that God would spare him from hell by bringing extreme pain and difficulty into his life, so that he would be humbled....that is my prayer for Jim....I certainly don't pray for a life of ease and blessing for him, he has that, and curses God!


Well, he doesnt know any better :) I was once there! "the worst of sinners!" and God found a way to show even me the light without difficulty or pain. (The difficulty and pain came later, when I told my (Jewish) family what I belived)


_God_ knows The Way that would be just right, (even if we do not) He knows ways that we could never hope to fathom in this life...

Awesome stuff!

I can accept criticism from tofu, because I know he is the genuine article

you, on the other hand, are a complete joke in every possible way....my respect for you is less than zero, you're a pervert, a fraud, and a slanderer who talks out of both sides of his mouth, and talks about my sins from two years ago in every post

your sins pile up to the moon, jonnie, GET LOST, I WILL NOT HEAR ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY, YOU ARE WASTING YOUR TIME


Did God not use the sinful Babylonians to rebuke His children time and time again? :) Let me also encourage you, to forgive, and not to keep such a record of wrongs against your neighbor.

If they stone you, would you let that sin be held it against them? No? Then why hold such small matters in hand? Let us forgive them as our Father openly forgives us. :)

I am nothing without God.

funny--you compare Jim to Nebuchadnezzar, but in the end, doesn't Nebuchadnezzar find God's favor? HMMM...


zzzzzing!

Mark................. do u like me?

Can you claim you've really sought Him? :)I've been to church with people of several different faiths. Obviously, it didn't "take".

I've never been looking because there's nothing fundamentally missing in my life and I've never found anything that I couldn't handle myself without the help of "divine guidance".

I don't hate JimNo, you just keep saying that you hope I get cancer so that I'm humbled. I can see how people could get confused.

and I was not "judging" either, I get so tired of hearing that mindless/ubiquitous comment!You continually judge people. You simply choose to ignore (or lie about) the fact that you do it.

Jim's continuous exaltation of himself on these forums for years reminds me of NebuchadnezzarSo what does your own continuous exaltation remind you of? Oh, that's right, you don't toot your own horn unless you're attacked first... :rolleyes:

Also, calling people derogitory names (check other threads) isnt cool. It is not love, it is the opposite. Please consider your thoughts and actions.He is considering his thoughts and actions. He's literally hoping for the tribulation so that everyone who disagrees with him will (apparently) be cast into hell ("proven wrong", as he'd put it... maybe they'll get cancer too).

Mark's "message" has nothing to do with love. It's based totally on revenge.

"it will such a great day to see someone like you with cancer, near death, with all pride removed"
http://www.theforumlounge.com/showpost.php?p=71648&postcount=33

"and I'll do the same....jackass

more liver cancer to you"
http://www.theforumlounge.com/showpost.php?p=76429&postcount=152

"yeah, that's you Jimbo....point you're little cancer infested finger at me and 10,000 point back at you....jerk"
http://www.theforumlounge.com/showpost.php?p=76478&postcount=631

"the Law was established long before you or any of your drunken buddies were born, and it will continue long after you are dead (likely of liver cancer)"
http://www.theforumlounge.com/showpost.php?p=77365&postcount=36

"just shut it jonnie....cancer is lying dormant, waiting to claim your life"
http://www.theforumlounge.com/showpost.php?p=77723&postcount=1005

"you'e gonna get cancer and die young, you KNOW that, right?"
http://www.theforumlounge.com/showpost.php?p=79328&postcount=73

"you're such an asshole Jim....may you die soon of cancer"
http://www.theforumlounge.com/showpost.php?p=83334&postcount=10

Are you starting to see a pattern emerge?

yeah, that is eight posts out of 2300+ plusThat you even posted something like that once shows a serious lack of class or control.

see a pattern? nope....I get angry at timesYes, we're all quite familiar with your anger management problem.

I don't wish hell on anyone

they will be damned, and that is ultimately justiceI know you don't remember what you've said from one post to the next, but to contradict yourself within the same post is pretty sad.

no contradiction...do I damn anyone? who am I? I don't make any decisions about anyone's fateSo whose interpretation was it that it's "ultimately justice" for these people that, according to your own words, will be damned?

wrong

it's based on a love for the truth a intense hatred for lies/errorYou don't love the truth. You love anything that you think makes you better than anyone else.

I don't hate Jim

You just wish cancer upon him for no reason?

I've been to church with people of several different faiths. Obviously, it didn't "take".

I've never been looking because there's nothing fundamentally missing in my life and I've never found anything that I couldn't handle myself without the help of "divine guidance".

Yeh, I felt somewhat similar not too long ago, maybe a bit worse :)

I will be honest, I even hated "church." and I even hated Christians. In fact, I hated most people and had a major superiority complex going.

Though I was encouraged by a man I thought was a bit crazy, to read The Bible for at least cultural references. I just sat down and read a good translation of it, cover to cover, and I tell you, my eyes were opened. I was seriously changed. Now I guess I am the crazy one :)

So . . .

if you haven’t done so already, I encourage you to read a good translation (Such as the ALT, ESV, NKJV (Recommended), LITV, etc, and even to a lesser extent the NIV, avoid things like the GNB at all costs)

It's cool stuff, even if you just enjoy it from a "Mythology" or "Cultural" perspective.

Just take it as a friend reccomending a Good Book ;)

"wishing" a fate upon someone is completely different from recognizing the inevitable.When it's only your opinion that it's inevitable, that's a judgment on your part.

I'm competitive, you betNo you're not, or you wouldn't be trying to be "competitive" here (with shameless and pointless bragging?).

Go compete in a triathalon or something, SuperMark. Prove yourself in the real world for a change. Let us know how your superior bowstaff fighting skills serve you.

it was not about boasting or talking about myself or anything like that, that stuff came much later:roll:

and was always used in a defensive context:roll: :roll: :roll:

in reply to the endless 'you're weak, you can't think for yourself' bullshit that comes whenever liberals are confronted with Biblical truth.Or someone incapable of defending themselves without quoting an ICR or AIG link for support...

they cannot respond to it, so they resort to personal slander....same old predictable theme played out hundreds of timesYeah, yeah, yeah... we'll all be proven wrong in the end. :rolleyes:

Jim has a hard time getting past Genesis 6

:)

Now you're just displaying hatred....even when no comment is made towards you, you still get in the way of someone trying to pass God's Word along! Do you even realize that that's what tofu is doing here? Do you also realize that your uncalled-for comments are getting in the way of that? Each time you get in the way of God's work, what does that make you? Is your pride that important that you cannot even just shut up long enough for someone else to pick up where you fail? Or is it just that you are so convinced that you have the right to judge like this, even though you really don't?

Like jim, hate him, I couldn't really care less, but how dare you even think of sitting there and calling yourself one of the few "real true Christians" as you have so many times, and then let your pride so selfishly get in the way of someone else trying to do the work you have vowed to do, but refuse to carry out? Even if you think he is a lost cause--CANT YOU JUST SHUT UP and let someone else try where you won't? After all, We all cannot be reached in the same way by the same person, can we? your pride is going to even lower levels now, Mark--the moment you intentionally let it come between God's message and those who should hear it. Think about that before you reply with another ridiculous self-serving comment.

"wishing" a fate upon someone is completely different from recognizing the inevitable....most people don't want anything to do with God or His authority, they will find out the hard way



I'm competitive, you bet, but that is not my motive for posting here, and it never was

the first time I posted anything of a religious nature on any forum was in response to the thread by malachi151 on rx7club regarding the evil of all religion, shortly after 9/11, and, corollary to that, our debate on evolution/origins

that shows you my motive, it was not about boasting or talking about myself or anything like that, that stuff came much later, and was always used in a defensive context, in reply to the endless 'you're weak, you can't think for yourself' bullshit that comes whenever liberals are confronted with Biblical truth....they cannot respond to it, so they resort to personal slander....same old predictable theme played out hundreds of times

That is not why you post? Then tell me--why, in the other forum, did the mods have to recreate the entire DoO because you were banned dozens upon dozens of times and still kept going back? IT WAS NOT BECAUSE YOU WERE COMPETITIVE? Or are we suddenly supposed to believe that you are a changed man? highly unlikely, Mark--the only thing you do not do anymore is threaten to kill people, and it was not that long ago when you still were pulling that one too....you still resort to all your usual tricks.

that shows you my motive...

WRONG--that showed your motive FOR THAT THREAD. The moment you change your actions to something else, your motive is not the same all the time. you may have had that as your original intention, but YOU AND YOU ALONE are responsible for where you took it. Even now, I am not here cursing all over the place at you--but I can. you know it....because you have seen it. I am in charge of how I post--just like you. And when you boast, brag, threaten harm or death, wish harm or death on others, and brag about how others will burn in the fire while you won't....YOU ARE NOT SPEAKING THE WAY GOD INTENDED. It is that simple. So forget your motive for that one thread--because ever since then, Marky has had a slightly different agenda....I will give you a little hint--it begins with a P and ends with RIDE....:)

$5 says it takes the stuttering fuck another couple posts to complete his point...

No, because you're incapable of completing a response in a single post, and then you inevitably end up making multiple follow-up posts as you ponderously think of something else to say...

You do it all the time. It's like watching grass grow.

Jon, for once on this forum can you post on the topic insteead of your vitriol toward me? it really gets old

Tell you what--I am far less insulting than you are in here. Even to you, I am far less insulting. So when YOU learn to stop the things YOU DO that got really old before this forum even existed, maybe others will think that you actually mean what you claim to. until then, I will borrow a phrase from you--

"I don't hate you, I just refuse to tolerate error and lies..."

Touche....

and how is saying Jim can't get past Genesis 6 "displaying hatred"?? it's the truth!

When you post things like this, it makes me seriously wonder if you have actually ever even tried to reach out to someone in person....If people all could get past Genesis 6, THEY WOULD NOT BE CALLED LOST BY GOD, WOULD THEY? Your job, since you call yourself Christian, is to HELP THEM TO UNDERSTAND GOD'S WORD--but ratehr than try that, you would much ratehr mock them and act like you wear this badge of superiority when you don't. HUMBLE, Mark, remember? HUMBLE. Not boasting or arrogance, HUMILITY.

It is displaying hatred because you have already declared Jim a permanent loss--as well as telling me the same thing, havent you? So what would the harm be in SHUTTING UP while someone else takes a shot to at least plant the seed? Times like these make me question even your Bible knowledge, Mark, do you know why? Take Saul, for example. Saul was far worse than Jim, myself, or the rest of the gang here--because he was out there rounding up the disciples and taking joy when they were arrested, beaten and killed. AND EVEN THEN, God sent the faithful--Ananias--to him to show him The Way! But you would rather mock him than realize this. Also, whenever others who have tried the polite approach have posted to us, you have instantly jumped in and said "don't waste your time--this one hates everything that you hold important...."

do you deny it? Do I need to pull out one of the threads from just a few months ago in this forum to back me up? you remember--the infamous faggot-bashing from you? The point is simple--WHO ARE YOU TO DECLARE ANYONE BEYOND GOD? yet that is exactly what you try to do, isnt it? So like I said, like him or hate him--that's on you, but at least be right with God enough to SHUT UP and let someone else try to plant a seed that you flush down the toilet with no sense of urgency whatsoever. Many who convert to following God do so after several incidents in their life, along with a seed that was once planted. They then decide that there must be something better, so they go back to that seed and start digging a little. IF YOU DO NOT ALLOW THE SEED TO BE PLANTED, when that time comes, they will dig elsewhere, and not into God's Word. So take your pride and bend over with it at least long enough to let someone who truly cares take a shot at it--hey, you might even learn something about how it's meant to be done! IF you can put down your pride, that is.

EDIT--for once? I HAVE done that, several times--and you waste no time in insulting or cursing back even when I give you none of that! So again, you have no point....because no matter how someone posts to you, the reply is along the same lines....

$5 says it takes the stuttering fuck another couple posts to complete his point...


to be fair, this post does nothing.

ha

well, yeah I usually add to my thoughts/posts, it's kind of like a train wreck

:)


We finally agree on something then....train wreck....:dunno:

Jimlab 08!

thanks for the post, Jon

have a nice day

:)

youre welcome and a nice day to you too...

hey, dont you have to work in the am?

Funny, most people would probably opt to spend Friday night with their ULTRA HOT girlfriend instead of going to the gym to admire themselves in a mirror.

You must have an absolutely marvelous relationship. No wonder you're still dating at age 40... :bigthumb:

Wow, how terribly romantic. She must have exceptionally low expectations. No wonder she's dating you. :bigthumb:

what the hell does all this have to do with an old, dead turtle?

what the hell does all this have to do with an old, dead turtle?The same thing that Mark's Bible nonsense has to do with any thread outside the Christian forum... absolutely nothing.

It started around post #3...
http://www.theforumlounge.com/showpost.php?p=83785&postcount=3

Mark's girlfriend is a 250 year old dead tortoise, perhaps??

Relax, guys, I hear she makes great soup....

I thought Mark's "ultra hot" girlfriend preferred a 250-year old dead tortoise to Mark. :dunno:

she would if she knew what her "man" was really about....you can count on that much.

The same thing that Mark's Bible nonsense has to do with any thread outside the Christian forum... absolutely nothing.

It started around post #3...
http://www.theforumlounge.com/showpost.php?p=83785&postcount=3

you know, i don't really mind spreading religion, but forcing it using death threats and egotistical standpoints is a bit over the line. i mean, if someone doesn't want to be a christian, or a muslim, or a jew, or a taoist, or a whatthefuckever, don't try to convert him by insulting his intelligence. you're only going to piss him off. which is probably why he doesn't have very many friends on here.

y-a-w-n, these forums really are mindless
But you just can't help yourself from posting here.:rolleyes: I said it once and I'll say it again...you don't like it here, GTFO. I doubt anyone will lose sleep over it.

posts like that are exactly why I stay

I like to stick the knife in and turn it
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a393/momo215/youlooser.jpg

no one is "forced" to read anything on this forum, that is such a lame comment, another one I've heard about 1,000 times

yeah...about that.

did you ever think that maybe we don't come here to listen to your arrogant and self-serving views? that maybe we came to 'shoot the breeze,' as the name of the forum clearly suggests?

sure, we aren't forced to read it, but when you flood EVERY DAMN THREAD with your twisted, perverted views, we certainly catch an earful.

food for thought.

y-a-w-n, these forums really are mindlessSays the guy with ~2,400 mindless posts since December...

posts like that are exactly why I stay

I like to stick the knife in and turn itI think you meant to say "I like to make a bigger ass of myself whenever possible."

So in other words, you know full well that you're not liked, respected, or even wanted, but you like to ruin the forum experience for everyone else. How very Christian of you.

yeah, at least i have some friends on here. unlike a certain person...

hey, it's better than none at all. =D

Am I teh mikes friend back in the RL.

posts like that are exactly why I stay

I like to stick the knife in and turn it

Exactly, and when God tells you in the Bible to move on, you choose your own motives instead. Thanks for proving the point for me. God NEVER told the faithful to "stick the knife in and turn it" until you have beaten a dead horse beyond decomposition. In fact, God instructed the faithful to try every house in a town, and if no one there accepted their teaching, SHAKE THE DUST OFF YOUR FEET AS YOU LEAVE. More proof that you are here beating the dead horse like an idiot for your own motives, not for His. But that's ok--I already know you won't listen to me saying it--hell, you did no teven listen when tofu corrected your methods--and you actually talk about him like you respect him. Well, you cannot respect someone that much when it's only your soul on the line and you are so prideful that you cannot even spare half a minute to listen to real constructive criticism....so maybe you do not respect him at all....

i was referring to you.

i have lots of friends aside from internet chat buddies.

obviously; after all, since you have the power to damn everyone on here to hell, why not make random generalizations while you're at it?

Don't feed the troll, MiniMike.

You guys are all my friends

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MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!1!!!1 !ONEZZZZZ!!!!!!!1

yes, they're too scared to challenge your biblical wit.