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Join in on this Discussion and see the pictures. Click here-> : So-called "professional" drivers are the biggest idiots and a-holes on the road.


EdwardNorth
08-26-2005, 10:00 AM
Disclaimer: I know there are many good professional drivers out there, so if you're one of them, this rant isn't about you.


So I was driving my FD to work this morning and just pulled out of my neighborhood onto the main road, 1 lane each way, 35 mph speed limit. I pulled out after this either SBC or Edison work-truck passed by, and was behind him. He starts slowing down, going about 25-30, and then after a minute turns on his signal to make a right turn into a parking lot, and slows down to about 15-20. I have legal passing so I start to go around him as he starts his turnoff, but all of the sudden he turns right back onto the road, accelerates, and kills the signal. I should have just kept going and passed him but I just slowed down and got back behind him.

Well he's still going really slow and starts riding his brakes again, so I say screw it and go to pass him for real since I'm still in a passing zone. This scumbag motherfucker all of the sudden starts to turn LEFT in front of me into a driveway, no turn signal, nothing. I had to downshift, swerve into the dirt shoulder, and floor it to get around him in time! Then this inbred piece of shit has the nerve to start yelling something out his window at ME?! I didn't even get a chance to flip the guy the bird or anything.


This is just one example of the absolute fucking IDIOTS I see driving for a living, whether they're actual truck drivers, or just drive around in a work van/truck. These so-called "professional" drivers are the most arrogant and incompetent asswipes I've ever seen. Just a few examples of the shit I've seen from "professional drivers"--

- Big rig was approacing stopped traffic in a traffic jam, wasn't paying attention and SLAMMED into the back of a stopped car, totalling it.
- Big rig swerved into my lane when I was right next to him and would have rammed me, had I not caught it immediately and swerved into the next lane. Again, this assclown wasn't paying attention to the fact he was catching up to slower traffic in front of him and didn't bother to look before swerving.
- Half of the assholes that drive trucks for a living don't give two shits about holding up people on the freeways. I can't tell you how many times on my various road-trips across the country I've seen trucks just cruising in the passing lane, at 5-10 UNDER the limit, right next to a truck in the right lane. And when they go to pass?! It could be a downgrade yet these asshole truckers take 5+ minutes to complete a pass.
- Idiots driving these utility/work trucks (as mentioned in my story above) have no clue what they're doing, or where they're going, and 9 times out of 10 are also talking on the damn CELL PHONE *WHILE* they're trying to figure out where they are. Hence shit happens like in my story above.

There are so many discourteous, arrogant assholes on the roads, but no one group of drivers comes close to "professionals". You'd think there would be alot stricter requirements to license people to drive for a living, and the caliber of driver would be much higher, but instead you get the most incompetent and arrogant assholes on the face of the earth.

I'm sick of dealing with these fuckers. I hope they all die of Ghonnorea and rot in hell.

sir rupert hobo
08-26-2005, 11:42 AM
I hope they all die of Ghonnorea and rot in hell.


would you like a cookie son?
:angel:

sir rupert hobo
08-26-2005, 11:43 AM
would you like a cookie son?
:angel:


yuuuuuumayy :yumyum:

what do ya know? they're little footballs!

sir rupert hobo
08-26-2005, 11:44 AM
yuuuuuumayy :yumyum:

what do ya know? they're little footballs!


laces out!:)

Supper
08-26-2005, 11:44 AM
hmm...

we call them thar dipshits "Cab Lizards" around these parts. And you're just realizing they exist? Damn, must live a sheltered life.



and Hobo, you confuse me :scratch:

sir rupert hobo
08-26-2005, 11:47 AM
and Hobo, you confuse me :scratch:

i'm sorry, can you speak into my GOOD ear? iiiii thought i heard you call me hobo..

EdwardNorth
08-26-2005, 11:58 AM
I was wondering who was gonna take my "Ace Ventura" reference and run with it... :D :wiggle:

Hades12
08-26-2005, 11:58 AM
For some reason I feel like I have seen this before.

Say No To Pistons
08-26-2005, 11:59 AM
heh. you should see drivers here in nyc...omg...i have to face this crappy place every single day. cant wait till i move out.

EdwardNorth
08-26-2005, 12:06 PM
For some reason I feel like I have seen this before.


Yeah, I figured I'd post it on "both of the lounges"... :)

That way ALL of my homies can see it! :rasta:

Say No To Pistons
08-26-2005, 12:14 PM
have any tried one of those police sirens with bright flashing light on their cars?

maniacmikey
08-26-2005, 07:00 PM
As a "professional driver" I can let you in on a little secret. We do this shit on purpose.It is the only fun we have in an otherwise boring day.You see an asshole behind the wheel we see some one we want to bring down to our level. :wiggle:

King
08-26-2005, 07:07 PM
I was driving on the interstate one night around 11 pm or so... Not much traffic at all, I ran up on a tractor and trailer accidentally having my brights on, I go to pass him.. he throws on his BRIGHT ass light that's aimed directly back at me...looked like a spotlight or some sort of off-road light he had. I couldn't see anything, and basically had to hope I could say in the road...

I controlled my road-rage, and just thought of calling the state police and reporting him for drinking and driving...but... I turned the other cheek..suprisingly.

EdwardNorth
08-26-2005, 10:47 PM
As a "professional driver" I can let you in on a little secret. We do this shit on purpose.It is the only fun we have in an otherwise boring day.You see an asshole behind the wheel we see some one we want to bring down to our level. :wiggle:

Yeah? Well thanks for proving my point. Don't be surprised though if you fuck with the wrong person one day and get your ass handed to you.

Savington
08-26-2005, 11:55 PM
Edward, I have three words for you:

Armed And Dangerous.

:)

EdwardNorth
08-27-2005, 12:27 AM
Edward, I have three words for you:

Armed And Dangerous.

:)


Again, reference my previous post. Truckers aren't the only ones packing heat out there, grasshopper.

a2z
08-27-2005, 05:49 AM
The funny thing is most people dont see that thier driving habits around big trucks is the cause of most wrecks. The bigest problem that I see almost every day is ass wipes hanging out in my blind spots. Then there are the fuck tards who think that a turn signal means to pass me on that side. Sorry about the rant but assholes who think its all the other drivers fault just pisses me off.

maniacmikey
08-27-2005, 04:07 PM
Yeah? Well thanks for proving my point. Don't be surprised though if you fuck with the wrong person one day and get your ass handed to you.

See there you go right on down to my level.

Ultralights
08-27-2005, 07:25 PM
dont you love it though, when making a turn, you block 2 lanes, and some dick goes up the inside, dispite the sign on the trailer, and indicator, and stop beside you as you make the turn, i love watching the trailer, all 20 tonnes of it ride up over the hood! flattening it to about 3 inches high! and the look on their faces when the police tell them its their fault! owned!


another thing i think is funny and have seen a few times, driving down the middle lane, as you do, nice and straight, and watch some idiot in the lane beside you panic and loose control, and end up going under the trailer! for some reaon a lot of people cant drive a 5 ft wide car down a 8 ft wide lane without hitting something...

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