long story short:

he wrote me a warning for 41 in a 30... wooo... glad he didn't nail me doing 55 in a 25.

But the funny part was when he handed me the warning, he said, "If you were black, you would have a warrant." :roll:

me and my coworker were laughing so hard I couldn't even drive for like 5 minutes afterwards.

Ya know....

the last time i got pulled over it was the COP who was laughing his ass off at ME before he let me go...

(for reasons explained later) I HAD to get home in a hurry, SO, I stomped the gass comming onto rt30 here in York and I hit the rev limiter in 2nd and blew some flames..... right in front of a cop......

so... I pull over on the next street, and the friggin landing beacon light gets shined in my car and now it looks like an alien abduction scene inside the car, i can't see shit and I'm sitting in there grimacing and bouncing back and forth on each ass cheek... by this time it hurt so goddam bad i though my eyes were going to pop out...

so the cop come up to the car and says "Whats the friggin rush buddy?"

and I say... "I gotta take a SHIT and it friggin HURTS!!!! I'm two blocks from my house and my asshole KNOWS it!!"

I mean, i had sweat beading on my forehead and i must have looked like i was sitting on broken glass!!

The cop friggin LOST it, and said.. "get the hell out of here, but keep it down cause i'm gonna follow you just in case you don't make it"!

He did to!!

Nest time i get pulled over.... I'm gonna use that one again!!!

LoL "If you were black, you'd have a warrant"....

And that trick worked for me YoD, only I said "I HAVE TO PEE, NOW!!!" after doing like 80-90 in a 45.... Cop wrote "Had to pace 1/4 mile to catch up" on the ticket, so I knew I was screwed.... Looked around, and the only escape I could think of was the McDonald's down the road....

Told the nice man in blue that I was just trying to hurry my way there so I don't leak, he wrote me a ticket and followed me to the McD's to make sure I had to go (I went in anyway, even though I didn't really have to), and when the court date came around, he didn't show up....

Still have that ticket around as a keepsake, too... :D