i went to a hooka bar on ventura blvd. and noticed these 3 girls with ucla sweaters on.

earlier before me and my friends were complaining about not having girlfriends. to show them up, i decided id talk to a girl that i thought was really attractive once we got there.

i walk over to their couch and say "i couldnt help but notice that you ladies are wearing ucla sweaters, im transfering there this upcoming spring"

from then on we talked for a couple minutes. i realized that these girls werent my type (loud and ditzy). after those couple minutes i didnt bother getting their numbers, so instead i gave the one i thought was the best of the 3 my number. i parted ways and went to the table where my friends were.

this was saturday night. This morning i got a text message saying "it was nice meeting you john. ill be there next weekend, hopefully ill see you there" i replied with, "cool, let me know what day youll be there and ill see if i can make it."

all is well right? wrong.

the one i was somewhat interested in is 22 years old. i told her i was 20 years old, almost 21.

but in reality, im only 18 years old.

we'll see what happens. ill take my digi cam this time.

:wiggle:

me, friend1, friend2, friend3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v168/Palumb0/hooka.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v168/Palumb0/hooka_03.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v168/Palumb0/hooka_02.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v168/Palumb0/hooka_01.jpg

edit: no, these werent from saturday night, but a few weeks ago at the same place :wiggle:

You should have told them you were currently going to USC. :D

I would've never thought it was possible for you to appear more stupid than when you posted your original pictures.

I stand corrected.

I would've never thought it was possible for you to appear more stupid than when you posted your original pictures.

I stand corrected.
:roll:

I would've never thought it was possible for you to appear more stupid than when you posted your original pictures.

I stand corrected.

:bssmile:

first off........your a dumbass for lying about your age...........2nd off i hope she relizes how old you are and that you were trying to act over 21+ so you could drink with her......3rd off you and your friends look like dumbasses in those pics

Wow, awesome pics. Good luck with the girl. Just keep going with the lie. It won't matter. sarcasm

first off........your a dumbass for lying about your age...........2nd off i hope she relizes how old you are and that you were trying to act over 21+ so you could drink with her......3rd off you and your friends look like dumbasses in those pics

1. no im not a dumbass. i got to talk to women 4 years older then me and ended up with a number without even asking for it.

2. hey, if i they believed me, what do i have to lose.

3. hey, your probably a pothead anyways. (no, ive never done any drugs or smoked anything besides hooka, ty)

Wow, awesome pics. Good luck with the girl. Just keep going with the lie. It won't matter. sarcasm

im gona keep going :firedevil

ok, ive been thinking about it for the past few minutes.

im actually anxious to see how she would react. so im going to text her right now and tell her that im actually 18.

ok, ive been thinking about it for the past few minutes.

im actually anxious to see how she would react. so im going to text her right now and tell her that im actually 18.


http://www.p45.net/postcards/dumped_lge.gif

muwha. well see. i sent it 5 minutes ago, no response yet

first off........your a dumbass for lying about your age...........2nd off i hope she relizes how old you are and that you were trying to act over 21+ so you could drink with her......3rd off you and your friends look like dumbasses in those pics



Why is that dumb? I did that shit all the time when I was younger. Even when they do find out you're lying there is an off chance that they will find it cute. Or they will just tell you to fuck off. Either way, what's he got to lose?

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Exactly.

she ended up calling me a few minutes ago.

she couldnt believe it at first, but then i pounded it into her head that i was 18.

she wasnt too dissapointed it seems. she said it was nice meeting me anyways since guys that she has been meeting recently seem like perverts.

she said shell hope to see me this weekend anyways, she said she enjoyed the convo we had about school.

funny thing is, i dont wanna go to UCLA (they doint have my major), but ill be applying to USC next year.

well, i guess im not getting any. but i can always build on it =p.

y0, wiat.... s-s-so you're a virgin?!?! i can't believe it man!! this fools a virgin!

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guys.. i am NOT A VIRGIIIN! oh, you guys have your... your heads so far up your...... butts....

lol wtf, no, im not a virgin.

where did that come from

ah! i can't get '40 year old virgin' out of my head... i saw it once and was forced to see it again.... make it stop!:(

lol, it was a good movie.

id actually wanna see it again =D