vrooom305
07-23-2005, 01:38 PM
just a reminder of what the story was about...:roll:
While masturbating the other night....
...best sign I've ever gotten to clean my room...
So I got "Fluffy the One Lipped Vagina" (have no idea where the title came from) in the DVD player and am going at it. Before I finnish I realize that I had not arranged something to aim at/in to keep things clean...but there's an old bag across the room, in which I had brought home two bottles of V8 splash for vodka mixing (promptly tossing on the floor upon emptying). So I wait til the last second before I try to lunge across the room to make it to the bag so as not to make a mess. Upon standing I step on an empty V8 splash bottle and my left leg promptly leaves the area. I'm sent, twisted and obviously hurt, back into the wall where I bang my head on a piece of thread bar I had hanging up for some unknown reason. My head is aching...my left ankle is quite twisted and is hurting a great deal...it's amazing that during the mishap I mahaged to hang onto "myself" and not lose concentration on the task at hand...set back a bit but still going. I push off the wall and start hobbling towards the empty paper bag once again...and, once again, I manage to step on the SAME V8 Splash bottle, only this time my leg zips back behind me and I land nose first on the other V8 Splash bottle which sent a nice array of blood and snot in various directions. I then jizzed all over myself.
I think god wants me to stop masturbating...
While masturbating the other night....
...best sign I've ever gotten to clean my room...
So I got "Fluffy the One Lipped Vagina" (have no idea where the title came from) in the DVD player and am going at it. Before I finnish I realize that I had not arranged something to aim at/in to keep things clean...but there's an old bag across the room, in which I had brought home two bottles of V8 splash for vodka mixing (promptly tossing on the floor upon emptying). So I wait til the last second before I try to lunge across the room to make it to the bag so as not to make a mess. Upon standing I step on an empty V8 splash bottle and my left leg promptly leaves the area. I'm sent, twisted and obviously hurt, back into the wall where I bang my head on a piece of thread bar I had hanging up for some unknown reason. My head is aching...my left ankle is quite twisted and is hurting a great deal...it's amazing that during the mishap I mahaged to hang onto "myself" and not lose concentration on the task at hand...set back a bit but still going. I push off the wall and start hobbling towards the empty paper bag once again...and, once again, I manage to step on the SAME V8 Splash bottle, only this time my leg zips back behind me and I land nose first on the other V8 Splash bottle which sent a nice array of blood and snot in various directions. I then jizzed all over myself.
I think god wants me to stop masturbating...