My work does a monthly business review, and our meeting was this morning.

I walked into the conference room, sat down and announced "Grabs cock and popcorn".

Why were they all looking at me so strangely?

"In the time it takes you to clean out your desk, you could be saving money by switching to Geico"

ha!^

LeeeRRRRroooooyyyyyy

who the fuck is Leroy, and why are we saving him? and on that note, who the fuck is Pedro, and why do people have shirts that say "Vote for Pedro?"

who the fuck is Leroy, and why are we saving him? and on that note, who the fuck is Pedro, and why do people have shirts that say "Vote for Pedro?"


1. leroy jenkins
A now popular (April/May 2005) mantra used by people online. Usually before running into a large crowd of enemies in Online Role Playing Games.
Named after a vidoe made in World of Warcraft where a guy runs into a huge crowd of creatures yelling "Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins!"
(referring to odds of beating creatures)
1st Guy: Well that's a lot better than we usually do.
Leroy Jenkins: Alright, times up, let's do this. Leeeeeeeeeeeeeroy JJJjjjjjenkinsss.
....<entire group is killed by the creatures>...
2nd Guy: Leroy, you are just stupid.
Leroy: Least I ain't chicken.





1. Pedro
A student that just moved to PHS from Mexico. He later becomes Napolean Dynamite's best friend, gets rejected by Summer Weatley, and goes to the school dance with his friend Deb. At the dance, he decides that he wants to fun for student body president. With the help of Napolean, he wins and defeats evil Summer.
Pedro- "Do you think anyone will vote for me"
Napolean- "Heck YES! I would."

Pedro- "I dont have much to say...If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true. thank you"
Napolean- (dances and wears a Vote for Pedro T-shirt. Hes frikin awesome!)

^^ Awesome bro, thanks! :bigthumb:

I have a phone conference in 13 minutes... Should I grab cock and popcorn? I currently have Beef with Broccoli and some Golden Chicken Fingers.

I think you should put on your wizzard hat and Robe.

beef with broccoli.. I'm so jealous :(

i still think queen has a penis, and not the kind you put in your drawer either.

i still think queen has a penis, and not the kind you put in your drawer either.
I generally keep mine in my drawers (during working hours at least)
I'm afraid to ask, but where do you keep yours? :scratch:

I generally keep mine in my drawers (during working hours at least)
I'm afraid to ask, but where do you keep yours? :scratch:

i was referring to a fake penis, like dildo because girls usually keep them in their drawer with their panties or what not.

im probably digging myself deeper..

I generally keep mine in my drawers (during working hours at least)
I'm afraid to ask, but where do you keep yours? :scratch:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

zomg t3h funny level up!!!

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