Regarding two things that the kids watch:

Teletubbies and Scooby-Doo.

Now, I say that any male named "Tinky Winky" that carries a red purse is fucking gay. My girlfriend claims no.


Also, I pointed out that on every episode of Scooby-Doo, Fred and Daphne always took off, sometimes with Velma, most times without. I said that it's obvious that Fred was tappin' dat ass, and occasionally they threw Velma a bone and let her eat Daphne out, as she (Velma) is obviously a lesbian. My girlfriend thinks that's ridiculous, and that they were off "solving the mystery."

Discuss.

Also, I pointed out that on every episode of Scooby-Doo, Fred and Daphne always took off, sometimes with Velma, most times without. I said that it's obvious that Fred was tappin' dat ass, and occasionally they threw Velma a bone and let her eat Daphne out, as she (Velma) is obviously a lesbian. My girlfriend thinks that's ridiculous, and that they were off "solving the mystery."
Without a doubt, Fred was hittin' that. Shaggy and Scooby did all the work while Fred and Daphne smashed in the Mystery Machine.

I'd fuckin' hit it:

http://www.warnerbros.fr/movies/scoobydoo/thegang/img/daphne/daphne8.jpg

What are you talking about? Velma was the only one who was trying to slove the mystery. Fred and daphine were in a corner banging away, shaggy and scooby were eating what they called "scooby snacks" and getting high off acid and what not. The only reason Velma was doing all the work was because she wasn't getting any action from any one since she was a dyke and daphine wouldn't touch her with a 20 foot pole.

lol, I like Shadow7's theory the best.... :D

Well, my friend had this idea about how scrapy came along which I thought was kind of intresting. According to him one day scooby while high as fuck ending up boning velma some where around the middle of the 3rd season. Velma later on gave birth to a talking crime solving puppy two seasons later. You couldn't tell she was pregnent because she always wore that stupid orange sweater that always made her look fat. They only called him scooby's nephew because scooby refused to pay child support and would never admit that he'd every bump uglies with velma. And of course no one believed velma because shes an ugly dyke who no one likes or would ever touch.