I'll be going there for at week at the end of August but I don't really know what to do (not really interested in that whole theme park thing).

ummmmmm lets see
rent a fucking boat, find a boat party, dock next to them, and get laid by perfect strangers (wear protection)

Sweat your balls off.

ummmmmm lets see
rent a fucking boat, find a boat party, dock next to them, and get laid by perfect strangers (wear protection)

Do you need a boating licence to rent a boat?

I know the boat has to be licensed but who knows. My guess is not. You can rent a Captain btw.

ah, my friends are kind of on the "cheap bastard" side of things

well, tourism is on the cheap these days. google to find and you may be surprised at costs. you'll likely end up fishing. but if you see women wave at you guys as you float past, please stop and pick them up. Thank me later.

Well, I assume you're talking about Orlando. My advice...Travel to the beaches during the day(Daytona Beach, Pebble Beach, etc.) and hit up Orlando's nightlife during the evening hours. There is a strip in Orlando lined with bars and drunken women.

And if you have the money and the means, I highly suggest driving to Miami. WELL worth the 8hr. drive....if your rich and stuff.

Daytona Beach got fucked up by some hurricane a couple of years ago... at high tide, there is no beach. The water is hitting the safety walls. It's still damn nice, I really enjoyed it during off-season. As far as shit to do there besides the beach, I found 0 things... I was extremely surprised at how dead it was commercially, I thought that it was a pretty large city before going there.

Tampa/Clearwater Beach is pretty nice... the beach that is. Tampa has the aura of a dark city to me... and there wasn't that much there to do. The housing out by clearwater is pretty cool though... and some cool cars parked in the driveways.

Orlando by far has the most things to do, but, it lacks a beach. You're 1-1:30 away from both daytona and tampa... but getting over to clearwater through tampa takes another 45 minutes itself in the traffic. Orlando is pretty heavy traffic wise too.

Most of FL locals reminds me of one big trailer park... the wealthy people live in gated communities and stay there for the most part it seems. Drunk bums make situations sketchy sometimes...


Vegas and Miami are on my list of things to do within the next year. Vegas winter trip, Miami summer trip.

Yeah, I wanted to do Vegas instead. Oh well. Maybe in the winter.

I'll be going there for at week at the end of August but I don't really know what to do (not really interested in that whole theme park thing).

Hang out with all of the guidos from New Jersey that moved there.

no thanks

Fishing, Diving, Hunting, Motorsports. Check out Shark Week on Discovery to know what to look for while down here. Oh and mini lobster season started last night at midnight.

omg! there ya go ark! get a pic of a lobster and a bun.

Most of FL locals reminds me of one big trailer park... the wealthy people live in gated communities and stay there for the most part it seems.

+1

Also check out some of their natural springs. Snorkeling with all the aqua life was awesome. http://www.floridasmart.com/sciencenature/naturalflorida/springs.htm

Miami is about a 3-4 hour drive from Orlando. There are more strip clubs in Florida than you can imagine.

Miami is about a 3-4 hour drive from Orlando. There are more strip clubs in Florida than you can imagine.

Reference trailer park comment on 1st page.

want a 100% guarantee 'lay' that is disease free, and the chicks are fit and you dont really need to be savvy on picking them up? Orlando is the hub center where the sailor chicks go to boot camp and weekly are released from 6 or more weeks of not getting laid. they go out and LOOK to get laid. jesus christ the pussy my dick enjoyed. google that and yer in. hit the clubs, the closest malls to the training center. youll even find them at disney world. You cant find a place in DisLand campus to get laid. I tried that. youll have to take them home or hotel. they have to dress in their navy whites. YA CANT MISS EM! ah good times good times.

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