Why did you kill one third of yourself as a sacrifice to yourself, to placate your wrath?

Why does a god like you, who can make the whole universe, need to inhale the smell of burnt goat? What's in it for you? Was there a critical shortage of burning goat aroma in heaven 10K years ago? (10K=10,000 in case you are retarded god)

Why would you, the creator of the entire universe, have one special tribe you appeared to and championed? It doesn't make any sense unless you are a racist Jewish god. Are you?

Lastly, one of us here would like to know how we can be sure our eyes aren't deceiving us (or any sense for that matter). Are we really anteaters? Do we really look like overlords like in Starcraft? Well, he thinks we might all be something other than what we see in the mirror. Can you help the n0oblet out? Yes, he is the only one on this forum wondering about that.

I have more, but chew on these questions for a bit. My thanks.

Did I hurt your feelings czar?

Oh hi Ark. :wave:
Whats up?

Not much, just studying.

How about you? Still polluting the medicore minds of tomorrow?

What ya studying? I'm watching the Suns.

Organizational Behaviour. It's one of those fluff management courses they make you take. I've got to write the exam tomorrow morning.

Suns won. Out of control scores.
Sounds like you are going for a degree in business operations. Good luck on test. Have a good night.

Thanks bud. You too.

Why did you kill one third of yourself as a sacrifice to yourself, to placate your wrath?

he dun care bout no mortal life y0. only the immortal soul matters. so his 1/3 ain't ded, werd?

Why does a god like you, who can make the whole universe, need to inhale the smell of burnt goat? What's in it for you? Was there a critical shortage of burning goat aroma in heaven 10K years ago? (10K=10,000 in case you are retarded god)

we smoke weed, he smokes goat? shizer

Why would you, the creator of the entire universe, have one special tribe you appeared to and championed? It doesn't make any sense unless you are a racist Jewish god. Are you?

cuz everyone on earth sucked except for this one really cool dude. so god walked with him for a while. this happened a bunch of times, until there was one really really cool dude. and god was like i guess ill watch over ur kids. and he was like, cool thanks. so the 12 kids had alot of kids and those kids had alot of kids so in the end you had the 12 tribes. and god kind of watched over them like he promised, but kind of kicked them in the ass and let them get conquered and what not when they fucked around too. the end

Lastly, one of us here would like to know how we can be sure our eyes aren't deceiving us (or any sense for that matter). Are we really anteaters? Do we really look like overlords like in Starcraft? Well, he thinks we might all be something other than what we see in the mirror. Can you help the n0oblet out? Yes, he is the only one on this forum wondering about that.

mai lyfe fo' aiur!

If you want to forgive us, why is that beyond your powers without this ridiculous blood-spectacle and the need for us to show we are prepared to lay down our logic and scepticism to embrace a myth? In what way are children helped by being told this story?

So is the moral of the story is not do the right thing? Because it is right but believe the right thing because you are told it is right, and there's glory in torture, suffering and death?

God, if you wanted man to go to heaven, why did you put man on earth in the first place? Why did you not simply put man in heaven from the beginning?

I find it hard to believe that man with all his capabilities, desires, and complexities was created merely to sit and bow and scrape and worship. That is idiotcies and worthy to only lame ass people like YZF. Certainly there is not, nor ever was, a human tyrant so vain and proud that he wanted his subjects merely to bow and scrape obsequiously and subserviently before him from dawn to dusk, let alone for all eternity. I think this is bullshit and are more reasons you are not worthy of my attention.

Seriously, I certainly can understand why Satan wanted to rebel against such a static, regimented, oppressive, boring society that you demand for us to live in. From what I have understand so far, I would have had to side with Satan in the rebellion, for although I consider myself a humble man as men go, I could not bow and scrape and sing praises all day to a being who threatened me with punishment and eternal torment if I did not.

So help me out here. I know I am not a sand wigger, that is not my fault. Give me a break and talk to me like you did moses. If YZf is your best agent to deliver your message, I will kick his ass so hard you will feel it. Don't make me put my cape on.