http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1061808/Speeding-drivers-cause-3-car-accidents-figures-reveal.html?ITO=1490

This needs to stop :P

Speeders FTW

Its all fun and games until you run over some innocent kid...

















Then...It is Epic Friggin' Win!

Wonder which would win in a fight:

A ZX-10R at 100+ MPH or a Cow on the road.

Cows get out from the fences on occasion.

Maybe i should print this out and send it to my insurance company so they'd stop raping me for my motorcycle coverage.

Cows get out from the fences on occasion.

I made a stampede of cows with my FB. They broke a fence. I ran away.

I made a stampede of cows with my FB. They broke a fence. I ran away.

They just wanted to put 3 feet of cow cock in your butt IMHO.

Then they ran the wrong way.

They wanted your 3 feet of Dave cock?

definitely the cow....they are big...fortunately they are fenced in, this ain't Ireland

Or Canada. Up in the mountains they are free to roam and just have texas gates to keep them in.

They just wanted to put 3 feet of cow cock in your butt IMHO.

Cows have cocks?

lol, looks like someone failed science class, huh? :D

Cows = Moo Moos with tits (udders)

Bulls = Moo Moos with dicks

Yeah, but almost every crash there is someone's gotta say "speed was a factor"

No shit, how do you get in a crash with a two non moving objects?

lol, looks like someone failed science class, huh? :D

Cows = Moo Moos with tits (udders)

Bulls = Moo Moos with dicks

Right. And Cows normally don't charge at people. Bulls do. Someone failed common sense class. :owned:

Right. And Cows normally don't charge at people. Bulls do. Someone failed common sense class. :owned:

Actually, its not that uncommon...
This woman was beaten by a cow: http://www.vg.no/bilder/bildarkiv/1121336038.54971.jpg
Cow schools bear: http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D92KU2282&show_article=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8HvjchxBVA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31TdotkdEBg

Right. And Cows normally don't charge at people. Bulls do. Someone failed common sense class. :owned:

Normally? No, probably not. But it does happen.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=73288&in_page_id=34

The officer, who is now recovering at home, said the attack happened when he put his golden retriever Zak on a lead after going into the animals' field. 'Suddenly, one cow started mooing and then others began running towards me.

'Then I felt this cow butt me hard in the back,' he added.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i107/lup4nth3th1rd/l_947b64885e61d8610c50cd0b95f51f69.jpg

Normally? No, probably not. But it does happen.

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=73288&in_page_id=34



http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i107/lup4nth3th1rd/l_947b64885e61d8610c50cd0b95f51f69.jpg

This is America. UK Cows drive on the opposite site of the road and are pissed off as a result.

According to the computer, my average speed on the trip to Hilton Head this weekend was 80. That includes sitting in traffic in Atlanta, and stopping for gas. Do the math. I love to drive fast, and don't typically go under 90 on the highway. I also feel that I drive much more safely than everyone else, I am constantly aware of my surroundings and what I am doing.