HOLY SHIT! My kid just opened up a banana and inside it was a rather large spider curled up in a ball. i brought the banana from a market down the road. the banana had a sticker on it saying loofaruoy africa. i am keeping the spider in a glass. it is black with rather large fangs. i cant keep the spider forever because it will die. i will probably release it in the livingroom tonight and it will hide under the sofa. does anyone have any ideas what this spider could be? and will it be ok too release in my living room?

take a picture of it.

also, I would throw out the banana

It's probably just a Wolf Spider. You should be ok. I dare you 500 bucks to dry it up and smoke it though.

When I get film I will take picture. however, I love insects. I can`t keep it in a glass. it doesnt deserve this. it will die and i will feel guilt. Shit, I released trapped mpuse before. That is why I have cats. If there is a jesus, he may not forget my sins! i dont think it will do any damage to anyone or thing as this must be common with loofaruoy bananas or bananas imported from africa.
Has anyone else ever had a spider in a banana? If so did you eat the banana? I did and i dont think this will cause any ill side affects. Any suggestions as to what i should do with the spider will be very much appreciated.

My cousin Frank ate a spider banana before, I think his name is Mama Shabbooboo now...

Any relation to the old wrestler Papa Shungo?

If there is a jesus, he may not forget my sins!

yzf?

i held the spider when it crawled onto my hand from the banana. and it didnt bite me. Infact i felt its warmth! And it was scared. this creature cant die.
When the spider is spread out is about the size of my hand. do you have any ideas what species of spider this may be?

I see this ending badly.

Any suggestions as to what i should do with the spider will be very much appreciated.

Carb cleaner, apply liberally

the size of your hand? Jesus christ, you have tiny hands or that is a huge fucking spider.

i call b.s., a hand sized spider in a banana. but if it is real make sure you release it outside or if you really think its an african spider, then take it to the zoo. maybe they will put it on display and feed it till it gets as big as your head,lol.

+1 for you smoking it tho

loofaruoy africa

loofaruoy

yourafool

trolled?

IM BORED!

1. Spiders aren't insects they're arachnids
2. you didn't feel its warmth cause they're cold blooded cause they're arachnids.

thanks Bill Nye

I've got some of those nanners and the label is spelled loofaeruoy. dummy

spiders are overrated

So are newbs that post worthless bullshit to get their fucking post count up so they can look at the bewbs........

:bubbrubb:

pics?

Dude...why the hell would you release a "hand sized" spider into your living room?? I mean okay, you like spiders and jive shit like that... but still? Would you want it crawling around on you or your kids at night?

Wow........You guys are about as observant as a quadriplegic, deaf-mute retard.

theyre newbs is all

ic wut u did there.

Wow........You guys are about as observant as a quadriplegic, deaf-mute retard.

why would a paralyzed person be less observant? Oh wait, because they can't look around corners and stuff, right?

The sense of touch is a keen observation tool...You should try touching bewbs more often then you could observe something fantastic........in your pants.

The sense of touch is a keen observation tool...You should try touching bewbs more often then you could observe something fantastic........in your pants.

touche sir