I hold a FAA A&P license.

I've worked Part-Time for Coca Cola for almost 11 years

I can pinch people with my toes

I once raised over $800 to get a haircut.

Maybe we should call you john edwards then! Oh wait he paid 400 for his haircut

I kissed a mud turtle and it bit me

I have never tasted root beer.

i eat my bugers!!!!!! mmmmmmmmmmmmmm... tasty!

That was kapplesauce for the record.

I am yet to eat a boogie.

Bad kapplesauce!

Some time in the future I may move to the USA :-O

I have AIDS.

My right ear is smaller than my left.

Yeah, AIDS actually had the opposite effect for me. It bolstered my immune system.

I'm only 5'6 tall

ah yes, to be in your 20s and still "immortal"

what a fleeting illusion....

immortal today, rich tomorrow

2ndgen or me?

you two are on different pages of different books

you two are on different pages of different books

who? 2ndgen and I or 2ndgen and yzf?

lolllll

you, sir

Currently, I'm in my third year of commerce, pursuing my CA designation. Next year I'll be doing an internship for the government and then I'll go back to school to finish my degree. After that, I'll have to article at a CA firm to get my required hours while studying for my CA exam. Once I've gotten that, I'd like to get into industry as opposed to working in a CA firm, however, I have been giving some thought to working in Berumda for a little while as they have the same tax laws as we do.

Here in Canada, a CA is comparable to an MBA. Industry average is said to be something like $190,000 and we are currently on the verge of one of the largest accounting booms in recent history.

That is awesome ark!

thanks, still a long way to go though

I've had suicide bombers try to blow me up, twice. The second one was looking for my truck, specifically... They both failed.


Oh, to be young and lucky...

I let my fiance cut my hair

I have a foot fetish :bigthumb:

I don't like anal.
Never been on the receiving end though:throwup: (and never will unless someone rapes me)

I got a better one, my biggest weakness is a yawn. If I see one, hear one, think of one, if anyone says the word, I read it etc I cant help but yawn. I just did about 3 times typing this out.

I love wearing all black, and have loved it since elementary school.

So, you wear black jeans?

The first time I had sex, I couldn't get it up on demand.

So, you wear black jeans?

Nope, I actually wear a different pair of Dickies every day.

The first time I had sex, I couldn't get it up on demand.

The first time I had sex I did it without a rubber. Birth control and older women FTMFW.

to avoid this turning into Sex Sharing Hour:
I'm CPR certified :yesnod:

I was CPR certified. It has lapsed.

I was a boyscout for a couple years.

I was CPR certified. It has lapsed.

Maybe Queen can give you a refresher course

Birth control and older women FTMFW.

remember the way her hair swayed in the breeze.... across the room on the wig stand

remember the way her hair swayed in the breeze.... across the room on the wig stand

hahahaha pwn3d.

I can make spit bubbles.

I made the conscious decision to not become an Eagle Scout, all I had to do was a couple hours of work and I'd have been done.

I can blow bubbles underwater . . . with my eyes.

I thought I was the only one!

Brother!?

I have blond hair!

I still have wet dreams.

I am not a homosexual.

I am not a homosexual.

State random lies is a different thread.

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I've run from the police twice. And succeeded twice.

I have a wooden leg with its own kickstand

I hate oreos.

skydiving accident? I thought you broke your back, too

actually, its called a sense of humor....it didnt happen in a skydiving accident, no. And I dont have a wooden leg either.

I have chased a mother black bear away from my house with a shotgun wearing nothing but my birthday suit and a pair of boots.

I see dead people.

I can pinch people with my toes

Me Too

Do you pick stuff up off the floor with them cause you're too lazy to bend down too? =D

Do you give footjobs Queen?

On an aircraft carrier elevator platform, the elevator free fell 20ft, launching the tow over, spilling and igniting the fuel. Trapped, I jumped over the side into the nets below.

Before I was potty trained I used to go into my closet when I had to poop

I cry at the end of Return of the Jedi
top THAT

A part of me hates my brother for being a Boston Red Sox fan.

Do you pick stuff up off the floor with them cause you're too lazy to bend down too? =D

I do it not from laziness, but from a great desire to avoid using my back to do anything :P

I do it not from laziness, but from a great desire to avoid using my back to do anything :P

I simply don't pick anything up.

But when my arms are full, I do use my toes to turn on the lights and open the doors..

...I can put my ankles to my earlobes.

hey all! new to the forums. thought this thread would be a good place to introduce myself by stating a fact. i used to collect pokemon cards whe i was younger.

I have flown combat missions in two different airplanes in the same war.

I have chased a mother black bear away from my house with a shotgun wearing nothing but my birthday suit and a pair of boots.
This is 100% True, I have seen the Pics. Although the bear probably ran out of fear of disease due to no visible genitals.

I compete In dB Drag here and once recived 6th at the National Car Audio Finals 06' Kleve, Germany

I have flown combat missions in two different airplanes in the same war.

what aircraft?

C-21 (Lear-35 in AF colors) and an E-8 (Boeing 707 w/ a bunch of recon equipment)

hey all! new to the forums. thought this thread would be a good place to introduce myself by stating a fact. i used to collect pokemon cards whe i was younger.

Giggity

I compete In dB Drag here and once recived 6th at the National Car Audio Finals 06' Kleve, Germany

Still live in Germany? You are welcome to crash at my pad if you ever want to go party in Paris.

Still live in Germany? You are welcome to crash at my pad if you ever want to go party in Paris.
You can't lure me in with your Game Cube and Axe body spray. No bro rape for me thx. LOL J/k

C-21 (Lear-35 in AF colors) and an E-8 (Boeing 707 w/ a bunch of recon equipment)

combat missions in a C-21? I can see combat missions in a J-STARS, but in a -21?

I would rather date someone 10 years older than me someone my own age.

You can't lure me in with your Game Cube and Axe body spray. No bro rape for me thx. LOL J/k


Damn, you saw right through me. I would stay at my french friend Julie's place. Partying with the French is not as fun because I have to try to not be the loud American.

combat missions in a C-21? I can see combat missions in a J-STARS, but in a -21?

Anytime you cross into the Iraq FIR, it is considered a combat mission. As rediculous as this sounds, there are several foreign combat variants of the -21 (ejection seats and missiles). The wing is actually from a Swiss fighter plane, and was a very fun plane to fly.

ah, gotcha

I have flown on the Lear 35 before, just not in AF colors. I heard that the AF is retiring some of these before their time due to $$$$ issues with trying to stretch their budget. It's supposed to be a fantastic plane to fly....I know the CT ANG just traded in their Warthogs for -21s, and I dont think they are very happy about it.

Let's see... Random fact...

I am 6'3", but my wingspan is 6'8".

Let's see... Random fact...

I am 6'3", but my wingspan is 6'8".

Nice to meet you Lurch!

When I was four I nearly bit my tongue completely off.

I tried to kill myself three times as a toddler - by drowning, electrocution, and jumping :D

I tried to kill myself three times as a toddler - by drowning, electrocution, and jumping :D

and now you're resolved to dying slowly at TFL

self-destruction, that is the plan

I've never smoked weed.

me either! :grouphug:

You didn't miss anything noteworthy.

I had dual citizenship 'till I was 18. (US/Irish)

I'm also part of the never smoked weed group. At times I feel like I am the only one.

I tried it twice, and coughed it up twice.

I am also a member of the never smoked weed group.

Never smoked here either.

PS. I collect Pez dispensers.

I'm addicted to pornography and masturbation/sex (whichever I can get more readily and cheaper).

wtf. How can you never have smoked marijuana?

Maybe they are good people and don't give into peer pressure?

yea, just never wanted to :dunno:

ill bring some on the next company picnic

Alcohol pwn3s pot as a social drug.

I also noticed that there is a larger per capita amount of people who have never smoked weed on the internet than there seems to be in real life. And I believe this is because 99% of you are so lame you were never offered any. keep telling yourselves you're virgins by choice too while your at it.

eh i say you have to at least try it 1x.

no thanks
and maybe I've avoided it because I've hung out with too many stoners?

maybe. i want to try some salivia.

no thanks
and maybe I've avoided it because I've hung out with too many stoners?



You 1%er you :peace:

maybe. i want to try some salivia.

/laff

Maybe they are good people and don't give into peer pressure?

This is TFL dude.

I like the smell of gasoline

I'm also part of the never smoked weed group. At times I feel like I am the only one.
:werd: I've never done any illegal drugs even though a few of my friends are the biggest druggies ever. I just leave the house when the bong/pipe/flavoroftheday comes out.

For the first time in my life I'm faced with a life changing decision, and I am doing everything I can to avoid making that decision.

I never smoked weed either....the closest I came was second hand high at a Rush concert. And I gotta be honest, maybe its different with a contact high but this was not anything special. It didnt do anything to make me want to smoke some myself. I dont see the attraction.

Never smoked either, been offered plenty of times though. I especially hate the people who, where upon discovering that you've never smoked before, make it their life mission to get you to smoke and hound you incessantly.

Never smoked either, been offered plenty of times though. I especially hate the people who, where upon discovering that you've never smoked before, make it their life mission to get you to smoke and hound you incessantly.

I typically do this to people who don't drink. I must know why. I ask if it makes them sick like it does to some of my Asian friends, or if maybe they're a recovering alcoholic. Or if maybe their dad was an alcoholic and abused them, or if maybe they're religious. If they don't answer yes to any of these, there really is no reasonable answer so I stay away from them. There's some really wrong with them.

I typically do this to people who don't drink. I must know why. I ask if it makes them sick like it does to some of my Asian friends, or if maybe they're a recovering alcoholic. Or if maybe their dad was an alcoholic and abused them, or if maybe they're religious. If they don't answer yes to any of these, there really is no reasonable answer so I stay away from them. There's some really wrong with them.

Maybe they don't like drinking?

Never trust a man that cannot chug an entire beer. That rule may be waived if he can do a shot of anything short of everclear without a chaser.

Maybe they don't like drinking?

That is the catagory I fit in. Beer is rather dull to me. I do like reasonable amounts of the hard stuff though.

You're a drunk Jason.

I have actually never once been drunk.

Liar! I haven't been 'drunk' lately. I plan on going out tomorrow night for the first time in awhile though (Yes, I am a loser with no life who stays home on Fridays to drink with friends and play video games). Maybe tomorrow I will get drunk. Going to a concert FTW!

what concert?

Chevelle & Sick Puppies.

hmmm, I'm a fan of chevelle, never heard of sick puppies though

They are originally from Australia. Chick in the band=band is good.

Fact of the day: My sig is currently the funniest fucking thing on Earth to me

i am not seeing the funny.

hmmm, I'm a fan of chevelle, never heard of sick puppies though

the free hug youtube?? the sound track on it is the sick puppies

Fact of the day: My sig is currently the funniest fucking thing on Earth to me

Nice chop, Queen. On your way to find a mate?

i once was projectile vomiting and diarrhea shitting in the same instant

I'm a very lonely person in my mind.

Wtf?

i once was projectile vomiting and diarrhea shitting in the same instant

looool

thats pretty funny

I designed and landscaped my front yard to become a showcase.

i once was projectile vomiting and diarrhea shitting in the same instant

That makes the two of us.

i like my car

i like my car

I would like it if the newbs would post something worth a shit while they're on their quest for pronz...

I'm drunk right now.

I have one: I have 27 teeth in my jaw.

I'm a gear whore.

I actually:

-Agree with 90% of YZF-R1's non religious posts

-kinda like skydivers T-bird

when i learn't german at school i could translate it into english quiet well but i can't speak it at all

learn't



:bigthumb:

That isnt a word?

Only in british penal colonies.

Does it matter? She has boobs

Does it matter? She has kids

Fixxxed.

That's the only I believe about her profile.

Funny how you're so easily won over by her avatar.

are you saying you believe Misty is flat chested like Queen?

I'm saying I have a suspicion you think her avatar is a pic of her.

I'm willing to paypal misty $20 to post a valid pic of herself.

ummmm her avatar is not of a mother, slick. But I agree, its time to post pic or gtfo.

um the only pics i have on hand were taken at my wedding

i can post on of them

Post one.

actually i just found this taken after i had my second baby
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/Rosst_bucket/Random/Family005.jpg

Thanks. I'm gonna need one with you holding up a piece of paper that has TFL written on it before I caqn pay you though.......

i don't want your money lol

Damn this weak dollar!

lol i agree mine isn't that far off your now if you were offering pounds might be a different story lol

better look out for that baby......

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/Alex-7/zsdflkgjr5ei90s-.jpg

Damn this weak dollar!

It's very sad. I was at a bar last night and the girl I was with had a $9 bottle of coke. A pint of beer was over $16. We had one drink and left.

actually i just found this taken after i had my second baby
http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w46/Rosst_bucket/Random/Family005.jpg

Impressive. You can spell like crap anytime here. (I'm worse)

It was knot I who reported in the Hoppy Easter thread. I think an investigation is needed. Only I have the authority to report.

nt

Way to post in the wrong thread Czar.......

































Reported.

pretty babies, Misty,, i can't find introductions, i ate an ant by accident one time, saw a dead porpoise on the beach last month and i see live people, and i like to laugh at what you say.

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/Alex-7/xfghrterrty.jpg

I held a taco eating record for a short time back in '06


http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/Alex-7/CIMG0177.jpg

Grant Willis 'toco'...that stamped it right there.

yeah, I didn't stand a chance.

i only have 9 toes.

i only have 9 toes.

Hey, stuff like this require pics.

haha, i get asked that a lot... here ya go

haha, i get asked that a lot... here ya go

You're the coolest member of this board.

I am considered "gifted".

I am considered "gifted".

You're considered "special."