This really hot chick has been coming on my lot all day.

The first time she came in and said she wanted a lexus, I showed her the three we have and she drove a '97 LX-450, She came back and said she'll take it, and started loading all the shit from her honda into it. I thought it was strange but didn't say anything. I stood around smoking a cigarette untill she finished and she jumped in the lexus and started to drive off. i stoped her and said she needed to pay for the car before she left.

So I get her inside and she says she has a pre approved loan through a local bank. I call the bank and they say they've never heared of her. I tell her that and she says she'll be back with a check from the bank. (wtf?) so she leaves for like 15 minuts and comes back and says "what;d they say" I say who and she says "the church" then explaines that one of the strange churches in town is buying her a car. She has me call the church, and they say "OMG don't sell her anything, she isn't well and we've been trying to help her" and that's all they would tell me.

So I make something up and tell her the church didn't get approved for a loan. So she pulls out the biggest staks of business cards I've ever seen. They are all cards from banks, but they're from tellers and such, not loan officers. she tells me that "she is approved for by all these people and to just call them and they'll settle up with me" and she tries to get the keys for the lexus and leave. I told her no, that she had to go to the bank and get me a check.

So she leaves and I'm not shitting you, while I've been writing this she came back in screaming about how the bank wont give her a check, and that she needs tha car now!. I told her no and she stormed out cussing about how this is fucked up.

So here I am with a lexus full of some hot crazy bitches stuff (car seats and all) and I don't know what the fuck to do if she comes back. I think I might call the cops.

What a looooong post. but this is what I'm doing today.

--Alex

PIIDB, then claim that she's crazy and it never happened.


Seriously though, get a nice bulletproof vest, she's coming back with a rifle.

She kept saying really strange stuff to me while I was showing her cars. Like "do you like this car? I wanna make shure I have a car that men like for when i find someone to marry me" This bitch is HOT WTF? But she is by far the biggest psycho I've ever delt with. She pays no attention to me when I talke about paying and just tries to get in all my cars and leave.

Seriously though, get a nice bulletproof vest, she's coming back with a rifle.
Yeah, duck-n-cover, Alex. She sounds absolutely insane. Dial 9-1 and wait for her to arrive.

PIIDB, then claim that she's crazy and it never happened.


Seriously though, get a nice bulletproof vest, she's coming back with a rifle.

If she wasn't good looking I would have kicked her ass out long ago. Her church just called me back and asked how she took the news? I said she's not understanding that she can't have the car. And they said "She didn't freak out on you did she" I said she seemed angry last time and they said "just be calm and compasionat and explain that it's not going to happen today if she comes back again"

OMFG this just keeps getting weirder.

Woah, I might be in the bulletproof vest camp. Call the church and see if you need to be worried for your safety. You might also see if you can get the church to come pick up her stuff.

That's a good idea.

Any update?

Any update?


i think she came in and fucked him up :wiggle:

She pays no attention to me when I talk about paying and just tries to get in all my cars and leave.
Sounds like a typical woman to me.:D

So, what happened Alex? ......you still alive?

he forgot his vest...... REST IN PEACE ALEX!!!

i can tell you right now why she is crazy boys

She came back and said she'll take it, and started loading all the shit from her honda into it.

He must be talking to her right now...

LMAO, some guy came and got all the shit from the Lexus. He said he was her dad.

I talked to her on the phone and she said she was gonna come back down and get the car in her name instead of the church(she was awfully sweet this time instead of angry). For like twenty minuts I explained that she has to get financed through a bank and all she keps saying was to have the stickers off the car and better speakers installed (she thinks one is blown) when she got there and to call someone at the bank and let them know she'd go talk to them tomarrow.

She has zero understanding of what's going on, and I don't know what to do about it. The last thing she said was "just put the car in my name and I'll come pick it up in the morning but I need it by ten at the latest"


What the fuck? it's like everybody in this bitches life knows she's fucking crazy, yet they just let her wonder around town.

Her supposed dad didn't say shit to me, and the people from the church just told me to be nice to her.

This is the strangest day I've had in a while. If she comes back tomarrow I'm calling the cops.

i bet ya shes being stalked by the "daddy" and she is freaking out because he is following her around and she knows about it.
thats why she needs a diffrrent car, something totally diffrent. going from a honda to a lexus seems like an unpredicable jump.

or shes just fucking nuts.

She is with out a doubt the crazyist person I've ever dealt with.

wow, this could get interesting :)

have it ready by 9 so youll have time to PIIDB. take some pics! damnit! TAKE PICS!! AHHH!

I'll try to remember a camera tomarow.

The more I think about this chick the creepier she seems. She stares right at your eyes when talking and speaks really slow and about random things.

I still can't believe the is allowed to drive around town. esspecially with a kid in the back.

have it ready by 9 so youll have time to PIIDB.


I kinda want too. But that wouldn't be very sporting I suppose.

Just throw some lexus badges on some old POS and tell her its free... if you get to PIIDB :D

She's gone off her meds. Stay away! BTW, if she's an adult and she's not considered a danger to herself or others then there isn't much that can be done to keep her off the streets. Just warn your coworkers and don't give her your real name.

Just throw some lexus badges on some old POS and tell her its free... if you get to PIIDB :D
Genius!

Genius indeed.

The church lady did say that she hadn't been taking her medicine (as contrived as that sounds)

I'd swear someone was fucking with me if this wasn't so elaborate.

Might I be punked?

Could be. It wouldn't be terribly hard. Only the person at the number you called and the guy playing her dad would have to be in on it. Done anything to a friend/coworker lately to entice revenge?

Naw,

Last week I called a guy at the ford dealer and told him I was comming in to pay cash for a new miata but i wouldn't be there untill 8:30 (they close at 7) just fucking around.

But there is no way they would know it was me.

She sounds like she has bi-polar disorder and has gone off her med's. My daughters birth mom has this problem. She is perfectly normal and functional while on her meds but as soon as she go's off the meds watch out the crazy train is pulling into town to stay.

The church lady did say that she hadn't been taking her medicine (as contrived as that sounds)

What did I say!?

ok..w/e you do, REMEMBER TO TAKE PICS! dont let us down! also some naked pics if you get to PIIDB.

I love crazy customers. They can turn any boring work day into a life of excitment. You sir are lucky.

I usually just go in to a new/used dealer and test drive a vehicle to see if I would be interested in buying one from an individual.

Crazy people off their medication are dangerous, My wife found this crazy guy in our back yard talking to our cat. When she called out what the fuck are you doing he replied something about trying to figure out if he and the cat were going to hunt birds since they were good to eat. She immediately called the cops and they took his ass away. According to her the cops were like what fuck do they do with him and how did he get into the back yard.

Thats a really messed up story. it sounds like either a prank or someone that needs to be locked up for a while and treated. update if anything happens. better yet post her number and we can all tell her we are car dealers that want to sell her cars.

OK,

This bitch was waiting on my lot at 8:00 this morning.
Today she want's a mitsu. montero. She said she was ready to go and asked why the stickers were still on it. I explained that I didn't know she wanted the Mitsu. She acted really impatiant and frustrated when I told her she had to fill out a credit app. in her name and I had to fax it to the bank. (it took me like 20 minuts to get through to her on this one) So she filled out the app. and for employment, she wrote that she voulintered at a church as a book keeper/dancer and wrote she made 10,000 a month with a question mark after it! She said she couldn't prove that income with paystubs because the church just gives her whatever cash they have left over every month. (what ever the fuck that means)

I told her she needed to find a family member to co-sign and she stormed out cussing.
This was about the first hour of my day and I expect the rest will be just like yesterday.

She is also dressed TOTALLY different today. She's wearing a "castro" style military hat and cloths she must have made herselfe out of pieces of other cloths.



I can't figure out how to go about taking a pic of this bitch.

Just call Five-Oh.

Tell hher your photograph all your clients for the purpose of winning a drawing if you pull her pic out of a barrel or something.

If she finds a co-signer, I'm gonna rip her off.

If she doesn't, I'm calling the cops.

dude, PLEASE get a picture. This story is GREAT. So much suspense :)

she voulintered at a church as a book keeper/dancer



So wait. . .. .churches have $10,000.00 a month dancers now!?!?!? I think I have to go to church this Sunday. . . .

I guess, She also wrote that she was a volunteer. She's an incoherant psycho.

I will do my best to sneek a picture when she comes back.

I think I should also let you know that you shouldn't sell anything to her. There is a good chance she is doing all of this to make you and the other people there think she is crazy. At this point you've given her LOTS of evidence to use to disaffirm the contract and screw you over. The thing is, she can sell off the car and lose the money and since she is crazy you have to give her the money back that she gave you and she doesn't have any legal obligation to you other than to give back what she still has. I'd be careful ripping her off, she may be scamming you.

I can't figure out how to go about taking a pic of this bitch.

Tell her its part of the credit app.-to prove her identity.

Interesting,
I won't sell her anything unless the co-signer is of sound mind.

I never thought about that. Thanks.

I have a copy of her DL, but no scanner.

lmao... this shit is classic.

It's starting to get frustrating. But I guess it's something to do.

I still can not believe this chick is allowed to roam around town.

lets hope you break 1000 posts before she kills you ;)

Done.

What's my prize?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/DCMann2/theprize.jpg

^^ :rofl:

KEEP UPDATING!!! this is the most interesting thing ive had all week. Get the picture.

She just called me and said "did you still want me to pick up that car, because I'm not bussy right now" (WTF) I told her once again that she had to find a way to pay for it. then she asked if she could just use it for a while because her dad will not co-sign. I said no.

She said she'd stop by after a while and hung up.

Speak of the devil here she is

She just called me and said "did you still want me to pick up that car, because I'm not bussy right now" (WTF) I told her once again that she had to find a way to pay for it. then she asked if she could just use it for a while because her dad will not co-sign. I said no.

She said she'd stop by after a while and hung up.

Speak of the devil here she is

LOL, keep us posted man, this shit is funny, yet sad at the same time.

Don't you have a sales manager there or something that can just not let this girl in?

You have her phone #? Post it.

yeah do that, i'll call her and ask if she wants to be married soon

She just dropped off the application. No co-signer.
She thinks she gets something like 10k a month from the church but she's not shure. All she knows is that she's blessed.

She also gets $300 a month from a guy named larry. and another $300 a month from what appears to be a six digit number...........

I'm the only salesman working today, so I have to deal with her.

I don't know if I feel bad enough to not want you to fuck with her or not, king.

If I post her number, I'd need a solom swear to not mention anything about the car lot, buying cars or anything I've mentioned in this thread.

She just dropped off the application. No co-signer.
She thinks she gets something like 10k a month from the church but she's not shure. All she knows is that she's blessed.

She also gets $300 a month from a guy named larry. and another $300 a month from what appears to be a six digit number...........

I'm the only salesman working today, so I have to deal with her.

I don't know if I feel bad enough to not want you to fuck with her or not, king.

If I post her number, I'd need a solom swear to not mention anything about the car lot, buying cars or anything I've mentioned in this thread.

PM it to me and her name. I swear I won't mention anything and get you into shit, I will however fuck with her hardcore and record it.

Record it?

Record it?

Oh, hell yes!

She also gets $300 a month from a guy named larry. and another $300 a month from what appears to be a six digit number...........




That's really fucking funny.

That's really fucking funny.


That's what I thought.

King, and 2GR if you want, I'll PM you her name and number but don't call her untill later (after I'm closed) and remember, speak not of anything in this thread and nothing of car sales.

I don't want the slightest chance of her linking you to me.

LoL, how the hell did I miss this thread? :rofl:

She just came back, dressed normaly this time.

I told her that there was no way I could get her financed with no provable income. She said "alright fuck you guys then, I'll go see so and so at another dealer" and stormed out.

I called the other dealer to warn them and they said she'd been bothering them all week.

I may have seen the last of her and I didn't get a photo opp.

We shall see.

shit.... i really wanted to see this bitch

the ending of this story sucks. i figured she would of took a baseball bat to the cars on the lot or something intersting like that.

I called the other dealer to warn them and they said she'd been bothering them all week.

I may have seen the last of her and I didn't get a photo opp.
She'll be back....

I don't know if it's the end yet.

Zeros' gonna call her and fuck with her head later, so that should be interesting.

Yup, I'm going to iprelay the shit out of her to piss her off.

I'll actually verbally call her too.. I wanna screw with her head.

make sure you record it

make sure you record it

I need to go buy that cable.

pranks.theforumlounge.com ?????????????

speak not of anything in this thread and nothing of car sales.Okee doke, Yoda. :D

HAHa

I noticed that coming out a little weird while I was typing.

Okee doke, Yoda. :D

:lmfao:

Im sure you can figure out something with parts from radio shack. You can record with a computer modem if you call from a home phone

Im sure you can figure out something with parts from radio shack. You can record with a computer modem if you call from a home phone

Don't have a home phone.... I'll try to buy that cord I found that day.. that'd be whats up.

cmon you fucker! take a pic! say you need it for something....damnit you butthole!

Pay attention.

NO! pics now now now!

Bump for some action.

This bitch is out of my life ind into kings.

phone her on speakerphone. and have your computer mic close by

cmon you fucker! take a pic! say you need it for something....damnit you butthole!

Someone has been watching Beavis and Butthead reruns. Good work!

Someone has been watching Beavis and Butthead reruns. Good work!
well...ive never watched beavis and butthead before...

Ever since I got that DVR thing I've been watching more Beavis and Butthead than ever.

haha, same! I didn't even tell it to record, my TiVo just knew I would like it and recorded it as a suggestion.