Going to the Spearmint Rhino in West Palm Beach tonite. Boobies are great.




Discuss.

A lot of my female friends take their clothes off for money.

And a lot of them tend to be rather depressed.

I hear drugs are a major issue for strippers too.

One of my friends just got implants from a high C into double D territory with the idea that the increased income would cover the cost of the operation.

I figure you can write that off on your taxes as a business expense.

Man Im tryin to have a good time and not think about all the prescription drugs and cocaine said stripper may have to consume later on tonight after me and my buddies get done molesting her.


Thanks alot for giving me a conscience. Ass.

you're tight with a bunch of strippers now? hmmmmm....a man is known by the company he keeps (hey Obama, are you listening?)

guys who frequent strip bars like to finance lazy and worthless (spiritually) women....yes, some of them look hot externally, but they are dead souls

find a good woman with something to offer aside from just external beauty, which fades quickly anyhow

I've never been to a strip club in my life :P

And I have a good woman, I married her :P

If anybody has seen the movie "The Mist", I think Mrs. Carmody is like the perfect woman for Mark.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/dimension_films/stephen_king_s_the_mist/marcia_gay_harden/mist1.jpg

Revelations 15 this. God that.

P.S. I heart strippers.

you're tight with a bunch of strippers now? hmmmmm....a man is known by the company he keeps (hey Obama, are you listening?)

guys who frequent strip bars like to finance lazy and worthless (spiritually) women....yes, some of them look hot externally, but they are dead souls

find a good woman with something to offer aside from just external beauty, which fades quickly anyhow

So, when did god give you the right and ability to judge large groups of people? I personally am friends with more than a hand full of "dancers" and none of which are lazy or worthless. the fact of the matter is, is that "dancing" takes lots of effort and physical ability (hardly lazy), and obviously they show their financial worth on their garter belt. lets not forget that some of them also have other jobs. an old "stripper" friend of mine was a pca durring the day and "danced at night for the thrill. Another owns and runs a modeling company down in ATL. I've had wonderful conversations with these girls, and many other, that were far more indepth than just "how much for a table dance?", and tonight i plan on paying some of them a visit.

Some are Med school students just trying to pay their way through. :)

Some are Med school students just trying to pay their way through. :)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeQPbscJBZY

So, when did god give you the right and ability to judge large groups of people? I personally am friends with more than a hand full of "dancers" and none of which are lazy or worthless. the fact of the matter is, is that "dancing" takes lots of effort and physical ability (hardly lazy), and obviously they show their financial worth on their garter belt. lets not forget that some of them also have other jobs. an old "stripper" friend of mine was a pca durring the day and "danced at night for the thrill. Another owns and runs a modeling company down in ATL. I've had wonderful conversations with these girls, and many other, that were far more indepth than just "how much for a table dance?", and tonight i plan on paying some of them a visit.

Come on now, most of them are coked out whores. Don't dress a pig in silk here.

Strippers are a lot like cocaine...good in 'small' doses, but too much exposure to them can be a VERY bad thing.

Strippers are a lot like cocaine...good in 'small' doses, but too much exposure to them can be a VERY bad thing.


/thread.

I've never been to a strip club.

I have the internet.

but there's something unique about having a prematurely aging politically correct hooker with 3 teeth grinding against your crotch in person

but there's something unique about having a prematurely aging politically correct hooker with 3 teeth grinding against your crotch in person

I find that scary.

I mean, I don't even let my girlfriend hold my hand in public, it just... comfort zone issues.

Also, I don't want herpes by proxy.

Jesus what strip clubs do you frequent? I prefer "Gentlemans Clubs" such as the Spearmint, drink overpriced booze and smoke overpriced cigars while looking at overpriced boobies. Most of the women this club employs have been Playmates at one time.

There's this one club about 30 minutes from me, that is supposed to be really good. Hot honeys, etc... no booze, so it's perfect for turing 18. Never been there, though.

There's this one club about 30 minutes from me, that is supposed to be really good. Hot honeys, etc... no booze, so it's perfect for turing 18. Never been there, though.


Yah they call them "Juice Bars". We had one in West Palm called "The Adult Depot", right next to "The Home Depot". Needless to say it was a great place up untill Home Depot sued the living shit out of them and shut them down. I distinctly remember taking one of my buddies in and 30 seconds through the door some zombie walks up to him and says, "Hey baby would you like your penis rubbed?" REAL classy joint but fun for someone just turning 18.

There's this one club about 30 minutes from me, that is supposed to be really good. Hot honeys, etc... no booze, so it's perfect for turing 18. Never been there, though.



BEANSNAPPERS??!!

Carry on with your usual duties.

BEANSNAPPERS??!!

Is there any other?

I guess chicks from my old high school go there on amateur night.

A guy I work with here tells me of this place in Iowa called the Lumber Yard

T-shirts Have a big beaver on the front of them and say

'the lumberyard, where real men go to get wood'

you're tight with a bunch of strippers now? hmmmmm....a man is known by the company he keeps (hey Obama, are you listening?)

guys who frequent strip bars like to finance lazy and worthless (spiritually) women....yes, some of them look hot externally, but they are dead souls



Judge not lest ye be judged.

you're tight with a bunch of strippers now? hmmmmm....a man is known by the company he keeps (hey Obama, are you listening?)

guys who frequent strip bars like to finance lazy and worthless (spiritually) women....yes, some of them look hot externally, but they are dead souls

find a good woman with something to offer aside from just external beauty, which fades quickly anyhow

Man this made me laugh....YZF, the 40 yr old virgin, telling people how to find there right women...LOL

skidMArk, when you have a real girlfriend, one that isn't hooked up to the air compressor, maybe I'll take you seriously. Until then, when you know the REAL truth about women, would I or anyone else take you seriously with women advise.

BTW, that reminds me of a joke...and so take your own advise.

Make sure you marry an ugly women there YZF (like you could find a pretty one who would like you), because when she runs off with that fat ass harley biker and gets pregnant...who cares, she was ugly.

A guy I work with here tells me of this place in Iowa called the Lumber Yard

T-shirts Have a big beaver on the front of them and say

'the lumberyard, where real men go to get wood'

Thats is so gay...why would any man other than a fag want wood?

You have a girlfriend?

you're the one who doesn't have a girlfirend right now, shithead

LOL, I've had the same girlfriend for over a year and a half... And she is a babe, nice petite 5'2", barely 110, and a true blue California girl. Shit I just got back from LA with her family all last week, nice time on the beach.... lol you FAIL there skidMarked.

I have no clue what delusion ramblings you have in your head...go get some serious medical help there skidmarked.

And you 'girlfriend'....a year out of the box and she hasn't popped yet? Thats some strong vinyl with your needle dick. Let me guess, you're still dating the 'chick' thats young enough to be your daughter....have you ever checked to make sure she isn't a dude?

You have a girlfriend?

yea I raise the BS flag on that one....unless you can tell use the dudes name.

http://www.absolutad.com/gallery/originals_bullshit1_ranndino.jpg

LOL, I've had the same girlfriend for over a year and a half... And she is a babe, nice petite 5'2", barely 110, and a true blue California girl.

Yet we'll never see a picture of this alleged girl.

You'll never get a pic.....not with your sick perverse mind there YZF

You'll never get a pic.....not with your sick perverse mind there YZF

Of course not, because she's not nearly as good looking as you described. This is something that everyone does. You tell people how fucking incredible some chick is that you banged/dated/hooked-up with when you know that they will never, ever see her. The fact that you're on here praising her for her looks while refusing to back it up is a pretty good indication that she's on the homely side.

ark. come on man quit being a hypocrite. Everytime I say a statement like that, you would chime in and say...are you sure? maybe it is true. Have you seen her? maybe your chair isnt real.

ark. come on man quit being a hypocrite. Everytime I say a statement like that, you would chime in and say...are you sure? maybe it is true. Have you seen her? maybe your chair isnt real.

Think about it. Why wouldn't someone post their own picture on here? Answer: because they either don't have any pictures of themselves or they feel insecure about the way that they look. The exact same thing applies to someone that you are dating. You don't post their picture because you are either embarrassed by their appearance or you don't have any pictures of them. This whole "you have a perverse mind, I don't want to subject her digital replication to your thoughts," is just a weak cover.

Of course not, because she's not nearly as good looking as you described.

Yea right, shes incredibly good looking, and I wouldn't even dare putting her in the spotlight, not with YZF and his f'up sense of morality....anyway I would ask her first, and I'm sure she would say no with this forum.

Face it, skidMarked has no problem calling people names, taping family pictures to his toilet, calling peoples kid 'illegitimate', and such. I may crack a joke or two, But with skidMark its different, something is broken with him and evil inside. We all know that.

Think about it. Why wouldn't someone post their own picture on here? Answer: because they either don't have any pictures of themselves or they feel insecure about the way that they look. The exact same thing applies to someone that you are dating. You don't post their picture because you are either embarrassed by their appearance or you don't have any pictures of them. This whole "you have a perverse mind, I don't want to subject her digital replication to your thoughts," is just a weak cover.

BS, its called respect, thats why I wouldn't post a picture of her. Learn it and maybe you'll get a girlfriend.

As for my picture, that sounds as gay as skidMarked wanting one. Anyway there are plenty of pictures of me on the net.

BS, its called respect, thats why I wouldn't post a picture. Learn it and maybe you'll get a girlfriend.

As for my picture, that sounds as gay as skidMarked wanting one. Anyway there are plenty of pictures of me on the net.

:roll:

I would use that one too if I was embarressed to post her pic. Respect huh? And the reason that you don't post your pic is...? Seriously though, you're dating a girl, you go on about her looks, how she shaves her pussy, how she's a freak in bed, and then you want to trump some bullshit respect card? Yeah, okay there buddy. Don't worry about posting her pic though, I think I found one for ya

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/uglygirl.jpg

Think about it. Why wouldn't someone post their own picture on here? Answer: because they either don't have any pictures of themselves or they feel insecure about the way that they look. The exact same thing applies to someone that you are dating. You don't post their picture because you are either embarrassed by their appearance or you don't have any pictures of them. This whole "you have a perverse mind, I don't want to subject her digital replication to your thoughts," is just a weak cover.

ha! Whatever Mr Convenience. youve never accepted the same reasonable explaination from me. gtfo
If the roles were reversed, youd come up with a zillion mind boggling ways on how pep95 could be right.

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/uglygirl.jpg

Dude is this you dressed up as a girl? Kind of looks like you. WTF???? Don't bend over in front of skidMArk.

ha! Whatever Mr Convenience. youve never accepted the same reasonable explaination from me. gtfo
If the roles were reversed, youd come up with a zillion mind boggling ways on how pep95 could be right.

That's just my way. Tell me you disagree with me though?

Dude is this you dressed up as a girl? Kind of looks like you. WTF???? Don't bend over in front of skidMArk.

lol

what is this, you're rubber, I'm glue? Grow a pair. Pussy.

That's just my way. Tell me you disagree with me though?

lol You know I can't :asshole:

so let me get this straight - he doesn't want to post his gf because he's afraid YZF is going to SEE her?

What do you think he's going to do, photoshop someone shitting on her? Oh, I forgot, that's YOUR forte

so let me get this straight - he doesn't want to post his gf because he's afraid YZF is going to SEE her?


Nah, he's afraid that everyone will see her. That's what scares him.

What do you think he's going to do, photoshop someone shitting on her? Oh, I forgot, that's YOUR forte



LoooooL!


Post your fucking pic whitepus.

so let me get this straight - he doesn't want to post his gf because he's afraid YZF is going to SEE her?

What do you think he's going to do, photoshop someone shitting on her? Oh, I forgot, that's YOUR forte

Hey aren't you one of the chicks from "2 girls 1 cup" ?

Fine you want a picture of a chick, I'll give you one.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q255/95whitepep/Image2-1.jpg

HEY READ IT...HEY READ IT
If that doesn't scream attention whore I don't know what does.

Damn and you almost gave an upskirt roast beef moment there too.

Since nobody is showing pictures of their girlfriends, I won't either. Instead, I bestow upon you:

http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o304/wotnartd/internets/100784L.jpg

The coveted Member's Only jacket.

Hey aren't you one of the chicks from "2 girls 1 cup" ?

Fine you want a picture of a chick, I'll give you one.

http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q255/95whitepep/Image2-1.jpg

HEY READ IT...HEY READ IT
If that doesn't scream attention whore I don't know what does.

Damn and you almost gave an upskirt roast beef moment there too.

LOL. Wait though, explain that pic a little better...

the story: he's asshurt that even the morons around here see right through his little story and realize that he is a wholly pussified laughingstock of a "grown man," so he's trying to take the attention off of this [quite obvious] fact by posting a picture of me

quite a brilliant fucking plan, really.. almost as smart as the "omg yzf might see my girlfriend" excuse

it's really, really humorous to me that he spends most of his days chasing yzf around talking shit, yet he has the capacity to defend himself of a 6 year old girl

the story: ......blah blah blah

Thanks for proving my point about posting pics, with that type of response.

LOL???? thats all you have?

Funny you would think that after over a year you would have more than just a Saturday night date with your 'girlfriend'.... What you only get to see her once a week? Pathetic, truly pathetic. Almost to the point that I still raise the BS flag that you had a date let alone a real 'girlfriend'

Tell ya what Yzf why don't you post a pic of you and your 'girlfriend', since you find this so amusing....

^ looooooool

the story: he's asshurt that even the morons around here see right through his little story and realize that he is a wholly pussified laughingstock of a "grown man," so he's trying to take the attention off of this [quite obvious] fact by posting a picture of me


Please, I'm bloody brilliant. Ya'll know that.

Don't pull a whitepep and get butthurt over things that weren't even necessarily directed at you!!!

have we ever had a "post your SO" thread on here?

Don't pull a whitepep and get butthurt over things that weren't even necessarily directed at you!!!

lol, my bad.

have we ever had a "post your SO" thread on here?

There was one on the 7club a while back, though never one on here (that I am aware of).

there was a "post pics of people you fucked" or something thread.

Remember? 2ndgen posted a pic of a porn star or some shit and said it was his girlfriend. Lmfao, that was some funny shit.

lol, I want to make one, but I'm not sure there are enough of you assholes a. with gfs and b. willing to post them for a thread like that to survive on here

there might be like four people on here who'd post.

I couldn't contribute at the moment.

k we're going for it:
http://www.theforumlounge.com/post-your-significant-t10985.html?t=10985

With all kidding aside Queen, that is a great picture of you.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=butthurt

Ive read this thread and not only do I feel a drop in IQ points but I wonder to myself, "Why is this not in Smacktalk?"