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Cosby
10-27-2004, 11:29 PM
I've been saving ims with JXKE. Just thought I'd share a bit. Please post your's as well.


the 4' turbo the guy he knows has in his garage:

j x k e: here, same turbo that philip has, its a pic
j x k e wants to directly connect.
Osborne Style cancels request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
Osborne Style wants to directly connect.
j x k e is now directly connected.

Cosby
10-27-2004, 11:30 PM
Osborne Style: That isn't from a truck
j x k e: yeah it is.
j x k e: how do you know, are you mr know it all?
j x k e: i didnt think so
Osborne Style: b/c it is from an ocean liner
Osborne Style: You need to see a damn psychologist
Osborne Style: you are seriously screwed in the head
j x k e: you need to learn something.
j x k e: that you dont know everything.
Osborne Style: do you honestly think people believe the crap you invent?
Osborne Style: I know that is a steam liner turbo
Osborne Style: I also know it won't fit in a semi
Osborne Style: anyone with any concept of space could tell you that
j x k e: even lee's dad just said you were fuckin stupid.
j x k e: jesus christ you're dumb lol
j x k e: nah, the turbos the same size
j x k e: grow up and stop being so closeminded.
Osborne Style: lets go see it
j x k e: trust me, theres turbos for chemical mixers
j x k e: that are so fuckin big
j x k e: you could drive your car into the inlet.
j x k e: you can disbelieve all you want, but theres truth.
Osborne Style: The truth is you belong in a mental institution




Osborne Style: how about the girl in your gallery
Osborne Style: you said she was your gf
j x k e: what about her?
Osborne Style: I saw it
j x k e: yes.
j x k e: so?
j x k e: she is
Osborne Style: then you said she wasn't your gf when cam mentioned her hairy face
j x k e: thats not hair
j x k e: its a shadow
Osborne Style: right...
j x k e: if you look correctly
Osborne Style: homo
j x k e: ITS A THUMB SHADOW
j x k e: ON THE FUCKIN WALL
j x k e: FROM THE FLASH ON THE CAMERA.
Osborne Style: yeah whatever
j x k e: grow up.
Osborne Style: we posted that on another forum
j x k e: lemme guess, your mom bought your car too.
Osborne Style: it was pretty much unanimous that you're a fudge packer



j x k e: i have more money in the bank than your cars worth.
Osborne Style: lol
j x k e: i buy cheap cars for one main reason.
j x k e: so i can fix them up.
Osborne Style: lmao
j x k e: with my own hands
j x k e: unlike you
j x k e: you take your cars to a shop
Osborne Style: yeah
j x k e: just to get camber fixed.
j x k e: if you cant set camber yourself.
j x k e: then you got a problem.
Osborne Style: oh
Osborne Style: how do you do it?
j x k e: its called lift up the rear end, adjust settings and set it down, drive it, see if it helped
j x k e: if not
j x k e: TRY AGAIN
j x k e: then you learn
j x k e: what settings do what.
j x k e: just like you learned how to stop preignition by using a pyroelectric meter. Reference I made in another conversation
Osborne Style: Are you serious?
j x k e: taking your car to a shop
j x k e: to fix camber
j x k e: is almost dumb.
Osborne Style: uh, how does a meter stop preignition?
j x k e: i can see alignment.
j x k e: it shows you whats going on
j x k e: then you fix whatevers wrong
j x k e: RIGHT?
Osborne Style: doesnt the word "meter" imply it is a measuring device?
j x k e: thank you.
j x k e: IT SHOWS YOU WHATS WRONG. THEN YOU FIX WHATEVERS WRONG.
j x k e: and you learn what causes what
Osborne Style: You are quite possibly the most delusional person I've ever spoken to...
j x k e: and you fix it
j x k e: nah.
j x k e: you're just too young to understand.
Osborne Style: you don't even know what one is...
j x k e: you're 17, your mom buys your webspace
j x k e: your mom bought your car




Osborne Style: why didn't you just say your other computer?
Osborne Style: What was the relevance of linux?
j x k e: because its a linux box.
j x k e: not a "pc"
Osborne Style: um
Osborne Style: pc stands for personal computer
j x k e: its not a personal computer, its a network
Osborne Style: is it not a personal computer?
j x k e: it controls
j x k e: the
j x k e: network
Osborne Style: it does?
Osborne Style: how does it do that?
j x k e: it controls my download speed on each computer
j x k e: it controls the upload speed
Osborne Style: what is that called?
j x k e: it keeps hackers out with a firewall.
j x k e: what is what called?
Osborne Style: search search as fast as you can, if you can't find it, google can :)
j x k e: bandwith
j x k e: is
j x k e: DOWNLOAD SPEED
j x k e: UPLOAD SPEED
Osborne Style: nope, try again dumb ass
j x k e: actually
j x k e: thats what it is.
j x k e: is that it controls the bandwith.
Osborne Style: actually, no it isn't
j x k e: okay, you own illstreet right?
Osborne Style: yes
j x k e: you wont tomorrow
Osborne Style: oh no!
Osborne Style: a l337 H4X0r!!!
j x k e: what do you run, apache?
Osborne Style: I'm not too concerned
j x k e: most likely apache.
Osborne Style: you're the l337 h4x0r
Osborne Style: you tell me
Osborne Style: I'll help you out
j x k e: k gimme a few minutes.
Osborne Style: download the nmap distro
j x k e: nah i'll just do a whois
Osborne Style: uh
Osborne Style: that won't tell you what server it has running...
j x k e: actually
j x k e: tracenet wil
j x k e: will
j x k e: internic will do it also
Osborne Style: lol
Osborne Style: what in the hell is wrong with you
j x k e: absolutely nothing.
j x k e: just watch.
Osborne Style: you must live under a microwave tower
j x k e: i needed download securecrt anyway
Osborne Style: lol
j x k e: Technical Contact:
Nimreezi, Pedram ZenStyle@GMail.com
Private
Private
Private
Hollywood, FL 33021
US
754-000-0000
Osborne Style: oh NOES!!!
j x k e: Domain servers in listed order:
DNS1.HRNOC.NET 216.120.225.19
DNS2.HRNOC.NET 216.120.238.254

Osborne Style: you ARE a h4x0r
Osborne Style: oh my!!!
Osborne Style: you found public information in just 10 minutes
j x k e: now for ip lookup.
Osborne Style: you moron
Osborne Style: the name server is right there
j x k e: nah thats for your provider
Osborne Style: the ip is resolved from it
j x k e: not your site.
j x k e: trust me its in florida
j x k e: i just did a trace to it
Osborne Style: lmao
j x k e: your actual server wouldnt be in the same place as the person you buy the nic from.
j x k e: trust me, .tk is in hawaii
j x k e: my server was in cali.
Osborne Style: it is evident you know just as much about computers as cars...
j x k e: nah just watch kid
j x k e: hostrocket web

j x k e: 21 corporate drive - suite 203
j x k e: clifton park, NY
j x k e: 12065
j x k e: technical contact
j x k e: reyes, jon
j x k e: techphone 1-518-371-3421
Osborne Style: oh my gosh
j x k e: john*
j x k e: your server is nowhere near florida.

deep6
10-27-2004, 11:49 PM
I have a turbo bigger than Cypress Creek

Don't you dare say otherwise b/c you know it's true

Cosby
10-27-2004, 11:53 PM
Osborne Style: it is the administrative contact
j x k e: i just fuckin pinged back results
j x k e: lol
Osborne Style: wow?
j x k e: your servers in NY
j x k e: the whois for your name
j x k e: is in florida
Osborne Style: a ping won't tell you that



j x k e: and guess what it comes with
j x k e: A SECOND CRX PARTS CAR
j x k e: now go find an rx7 deal like that.
j x k e: since rx7s tend to blow up alot.
Osborne Style: wow...
Osborne Style: buy one get one free deal...
Osborne Style: high quality there




j x k e: it'll be a pretty sweet classic car.
j x k e: and since i went to r.d. anderson for collision repair
j x k e: IT WONT BE SO HARD TO REPAIR THAT FENDER.
j x k e: IF NOT, MAKE ANOTHER FROM FIBERGLASS.
j x k e: go find me a person around here that does thier own fiberglass work on thier cars
Osborne Style: I'm going to make a website just to track all of the bull you say
Osborne Style: I'm going to file it by subject




j x k e: HOK is the way to go.
j x k e: and paint it yourself.
j x k e: i hardly know anyone that can do that.
j x k e: i think, lee, his dad and a few others know how to paint thier own cars.
j x k e: call bullshit all you want mister kid.
j x k e: you dont know jack.
j x k e: youve been had.
j x k e: and i will be contacting your admin, on your site.
Osborne Style: ok
j x k e: and how you use it to talk shit about other people.
j x k e: real good stuff for kids to see there.
Osborne Style: yeah
j x k e: the porn i posted seems a little out of line now that i see how old you kids are.
j x k e: anyways, im gonna go play san andreas.
j x k e: have fun being a jackass.
Osborne Style: go play in the street instead





Osborne Style: admin@illstreet.com
Osborne Style: that is the admin's email address
j x k e: might wanna ask your mom to buy your car an alarm.
j x k e: l8r.
j x k e direct connection is closed.
Osborne Style: my car already has an alarm
Osborne Style: idiot
j x k e: might wanna go get a clifford alarm.
j x k e: l8r.
j x k e is away at 11:49:01 PM.
Osborne Style: I'm guessing you'd be about as successful stealing my car as you were at hacking illstreet

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Auto response from j x k e: san andreas bitch
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j x k e: im not hacking illstreet
j x k e returned at 11:49:53 PM.
j x k e: im taking illstreet offline.
Osborne Style: oh
j x k e: thx. im out.
Osborne Style: my mistake
Osborne Style: well as successful as that then
j x k e: i havent started yet
j x k e: i will have been started when i pick up the phone in the morning



Osborne Style: who ya gonna call?
j x k e: your provider.
j x k e: in FLORIDA
Osborne Style: I thought we established that was my administrative contact?
j x k e: admin/ provider
j x k e: the provider has admin rights to your server
j x k e: go figure.
Osborne Style: You have no concept of how any of this works...




j x k e: i have tons of concept
j x k e: ive had three web domains in my life.
Osborne Style: a domain name is completely seperate from the server
j x k e: i know the concept trust me.
Osborne Style: THREE?!?!?!?!
j x k e: yes, im taking illstreet offline.
Osborne Style: OH MY GOSH!!
j x k e: which means
j x k e: you will be buying a new nic.
Osborne Style: a new network interface card?
j x k e: internic
j x k e: you retard.
j x k e: what the www. is.
Osborne Style: lol
Osborne Style: an internic
j x k e: www.illstreet.com - will be gone.
Osborne Style: internic was a tld managing organization that has since been decentralized
j x k e: your server in other words will be still there.
j x k e: you just have to buy a new name. :-)
Osborne Style: oh I see
Osborne Style: maybe you should read ICANN's policy



Osborne Style: okay, let me clarify this once again...
Osborne Style: Pedram is an agent of illstreet
j x k e: id just delete all the html files, and class files for your forum.
Osborne Style: html and class files?
j x k e: but a much easier way
Osborne Style: I dont have any html files
j x k e: uh
j x k e: actually
j x k e: you do
Osborne Style: uh actually, you're an idiot
Osborne Style: it is all php
j x k e: okay what do you call the file that holds your main page.
j x k e: php.
j x k e: hypertext
Osborne Style: php hypertext huh?
j x k e: what is html
j x k e: hypertext.
j x k e: pre hypertext. is php
Osborne Style: html is a flat non-parsed file by default...

blah blah blah ... more of him trying to convince me he knows about computers..


Osborne Style: You realize I've been doing this professionally for years right?
j x k e: aight im gonna show you something
j x k e: that ive been working on for the past three days
j x k e: http://www.geocities.com/jakeybear2003/home.html
j x k e: tell me how to get that to come up in a fixed window
j x k e: just had to upload that for ya on yahoo.
j x k e: cmon tell me what script to use to get that to come up in a fixed window

More of me trying to figure out what the hell he meant


j x k e: okay, i click the splash button on my main page
j x k e: and it links to that page i sent you
Osborne Style: ok
j x k e: i want the black window to show up by itself
j x k e: after i click the splash logo
Osborne Style: target="_blank" ....

/\ extremely basic concept lol


j x k e: ive got it right here in front of me.
j x k e: its php.
Osborne Style: it isn't php
j x k e: its php you add to the link from the splash logo
Osborne Style: geocities doesnt support php
Osborne Style: also, any scripting you'd use would be client-side
j x k e: like coffeecup scripting
Osborne Style: I swear you eat paint chips
j x k e is away at 12:15:39 AM.
j x k e signed off at 12:16:23 AM.

ChevyMuscle
10-28-2004, 12:08 AM
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
that dude's a complete freaking MORON!!!
he shoulda just quit while he was a head, that turbo would be bigger than the engine in a semi, and way too big to fit inside the thing. but then he went on to talk about computers, and he just proved beyond any reasonable or unreasonable doubt that he has NO FREAKIN IDEA WHAT HE IS DOING!!! or talkin about rather... ah i say you ban him just for bein a dumb fudge packer :rolleyes:

Stegall
10-28-2004, 12:10 AM
i have fish smarter then jetski

Stegall
10-28-2004, 12:12 AM
my fav part


j x k e: and i will be contacting your admin, on your site.
Osborne Style: ok

suddendly osbornes computer chimes* youv'e got mail ! "

Cosby
10-28-2004, 12:42 AM
I don't know if I included it but he is .net certified too ;)

Aspen_2.5RS
10-28-2004, 12:44 AM
Usually I take people's word for stuff, but there are a lot of inconsistencies in the stories I've been told. I like to give someone the benefit of the doubt, but when someone tells one lie it's hard to trust them on anything else they say. The * are where there are inconsistencies, other than the f-bomb edited. So, here's my contribution:

10/24/04

CamZello: I saw you go by again later in the neon..........why didn't you bring the t-bird out?
j x k e: cuz i went home after pickin her up, they got out late, this girl crystal that works there, walked out on them so they got held up, so she's fired now and my gf's gotta work for her tomorrow 11 - 7
j x k e: she wanted to see how good the car would pickup
CamZello: looked like she was with you when I saw you
j x k e: yeah she was
j x k e: they didnt get out till 10:45
j x k e: cuz of that dumb bitch crystal
j x k e: i was sitting in the ross parking lot for an hour
j x k e: computer had a virus when i came home, it made a loud ass beep so i just now finished reformatting
CamZello: oh ok...........hatch was looking for you
j x k e: yeah i seen a couple out
j x k e: hopefully, i'll be out in a lude next friday
CamZello: why not the t-bird, should be faster, shouldn't it?
j x k e: the guys got a guy coming to look at it in the morning, doesnt know if its gonna be sold or not tho.
j x k e: eh, IF i get it, im gonna wanna drive it
j x k e: cuz i gotta drop a crate motor in it
CamZello: hell, at least race this hatch one time
j x k e: its on autotrader
CamZello: so you're still going to keep the t-bird?
j x k e: yeah my moms driving it at the moment, she bought a volvo from a dealership
j x k e: and well
j x k e: theres a wire wrapped around the steering column
j x k e: inside the engine bay
j x k e: and it was split, and i went to pull it out and it burnt something up
j x k e: wont even turn over now
j x k e: had a relay type deal attached to it, then to the battery
j x k e: i think it was to the disk changer, or something inside the dash
CamZello: shouldn't make it not turn over
j x k e: i saw smoke after the split wire hit metal
j x k e: i couldnt tell where it came from
j x k e: i noticed the steering was getting tough to turn
j x k e: like a week ago, then the car started sputtering so we bought spark plug wires and plugs
j x k e: set us back 150 bucks for both
j x k e: so i saw the wire when i was pulling off the cover
j x k e: i could never imagine spark plug wires costing 109 bucks
j x k e: but the guy at advance said he owns a mercedes and they were almost 300 bucks for his car
CamZello: rip off

CamZello: I hate to say it, but you've lost any kind of credibility now and won't have any on illstreet unless you get that t-bird running and race
j x k e: it runs
j x k e: my moms just using it
j x k e: plus the gas gauge is off and i dont wanna run the gas mileage off balance, till ricks auto shop fixes their f***up
j x k e: personally, ive worked on that car more than ive drove it
CamZello: well, I'm just saying one night, bring it out and race
j x k e: so i sent it to ricks for a new fuel pump and after that it started the gas gauge shit
j x k e: and check this
j x k e: they didnt even hook up the pipe that sends gas to the gas tank
j x k e: so i went to fill up and spilled 5 bucks of gas on the ground
j x k e: i wont take another car there.
j x k e: they're gonna fix my gas gauge and im done with them
j x k e: thats why i was kinda sketchy on racing friday also
CamZello: yeah, well just throw some gas in it, be sure it's enough, come out and race to clear your name..........everyone out there wanted to see it
CamZello: what's your last name?
j x k e: V i l l i n e s
j x k e: alot of people know me
j x k e: from dorman
CamZello: that where you went to highschool?
j x k e: yeah the old dorman
j x k e: graduated 2001
j x k e: yeah i thought that was you behind me going down blackstock from the fog lights
j x k e: havent seen another car with them
CamZello: other wrxs out there have them
j x k e: yeah thats what i was thinking at first, but then i saw the shape
j x k e: and i kinda thought to myself, no one has a modded out subaru wagon out there
j x k e: cept you
CamZello: yeah
j x k e: that little neon will pick up and move
j x k e: i wanted her to get a srt 4
j x k e: but, its not my money lol
CamZello: should have raced someone in it........is it brand new?
j x k e: yep
j x k e: 2004
j x k e: her family got a hookup, cuz its thier third car from spartanburg dodge
j x k e: her dads got a gas guzzling hemi ram, and her moms got a dodge van
j x k e: only paying 9k for it
CamZello: and you were beating on it already? not even broken in?
j x k e: lol
j x k e: i broke it in
j x k e: it had 19k miles on it
CamZello: well that's not new then
j x k e: well
j x k e: basically
j x k e: smells new, some guy from that store drove it for a while
j x k e: no scratches or dents
CamZello: yeah
j x k e: its about new tho since its 2004
j x k e: somebody just drove the hell out of it
CamZello: yeah, well, all I can say is you want to save face, bring the t-bird out and race
j x k e: heh i dont even see the big deal about that tbird
j x k e: its big heavy and takes a turbo to get it up to speed
j x k e: id rather come out with something that'll move
CamZello: well, no one has ever seen a turbo'd t-bird of that year around, so everyone wants to see it run
j x k e: eh yeah true
j x k e: i was out friday tho
CamZello: you said it would keep up with that supra.........just bring it out
j x k e: i almost wrecked into a damn pontiac
CamZello: yeah, but you didn't come when you said you would
j x k e: broken down on ezell
j x k e: yeah i posted that i wouldnt come out if tibby didnt reply
j x k e: even though i didnt really challenge him to race the tbird
j x k e: lee wanted to race him in the supra
CamZello: but you also put down the hatch and he wanted to run you
j x k e: outside of papas nook
j x k e: ive owned a hatch
CamZello: makes you look bad when you don't come out
j x k e: i know how they are.
CamZello: well, shouldn't be a problem then
CamZello: do it, you can say you beat him, and then it's over
j x k e: i dont really see any threat, my stock prelude was faster than my hatch
j x k e: my hatch had 2.25 inch pipes, venom fuel rail, dc sport headers, port and polish, basically to the max
j x k e: it was 1.6 sohc also
j x k e: it was slow to me
CamZello: well, prove your point and be done with it
j x k e: my del sol was slower than grass growing.
j x k e: with the same engine
j x k e: what color is his hatch
CamZello: teal green
j x k e: theres a guy in a green one around here that keeps trying to race me
j x k e: and ive laid him down about 4 times
j x k e: his girlfriend works at ross also
CamZello: that's not him
j x k e: oh
j x k e: i hate that kid
j x k e: he broke up with his girl
j x k e: then took roses up there
j x k e: and placed them all over the parking lot leading to her car
j x k e: she got pissed and beat the hell out of him in the parking lot
CamZello: ha
j x k e: i wish i wouldve had my camera that night
j x k e: and some popcorn to go along with it
j x k e: but yeah, the tbirds here, i gotta go monday to ricks to get this gas gauge fixed, i'll probably bring it out next weekend, probably saturday if i got the lude running, i wanna bring it out friday to see what it'll do
j x k e: i'll come up and hang with you guys
CamZello: alright, I will hold you to it
j x k e: i got one question tho.
j x k e: do cops mess with you guys over there
j x k e: cuz i was gonna stop by
j x k e: by i seen 3 cops
j x k e: but*
j x k e: after i picked my gf up
j x k e: one at hardees one pulling out down by Rhodes
CamZello: nope, I think they might have run them off when we were out .......usually they don't bother us, Just part in the lot behind firestone
j x k e: and another coming down.
CamZello: park*
j x k e: oh aight
j x k e: ive never had a ticket
j x k e: i dont need one
j x k e: lol
CamZello: by law they have to give you a warning first before they can ticket you
CamZello: if they tell you twice, then you get a ticket
j x k e: my friend philip got busted the first time
j x k e: he went to jail that night also
CamZello: well he got raped b/c I took mine to court and it's the law
CamZello: they have to warn you first
j x k e: he used to be out and race all the time, but he's in the air force now
j x k e: he's over in japan right now, he called me about a month ago, do you know how much skylines run THERE.
CamZello: they are cheap
j x k e: he said he's seen 3 there for about 3 k a piece
CamZello: everything is cheap over there
j x k e: yeah and they're like super cars here
j x k e: going for like 10 k just for a wrecked one.

CamZello: I'd suggest posting in that thread, and let everyone know you plan on coming out next weekend
j x k e: i will after i get firefox up
j x k e: and sp2 downloaded
j x k e: too many popups
CamZello: yahoo popup blocker works fine for me
j x k e: i dont have to take my gf out back and forth to work anymore
j x k e: so i can have more time to go out and play
CamZello: alright
j x k e: do you know anybody that would sell cam/pulley kits for older hondas
j x k e: im wanting to do all the mods to the engine before i drop it in
CamZello: I don't know anything about hondas really
j x k e: its a rarity to find parts for them
j x k e: but theres a guy on cardomain, has the same year lude
j x k e: he's pushing alot of hp just N/A
j x k e: but he autox's
j x k e: its white, with black rota rims, if you decide to take a look
j x k e: or it might be 86

Cosby
10-28-2004, 12:52 AM
Ported and Polished TO THE MAX. God knows Honda parts are hard to find... sarcasm

Aspen_2.5RS
10-28-2004, 12:55 AM
j x k e: its that time of the year for cars to start running like trash
CamZello: not really, getting colder, makes mine run better
j x k e: http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/454156
j x k e: thats about the best looking older lude on cardomain
j x k e: thats how i found about illstreet, was from preludepower.com
j x k e: preludedude from illstreet was on preludepower also
CamZello: oh ok
j x k e: i was looking for people around spartanburg
j x k e: im not big on just coming out and getting out of my car and saying hey to everyone around here
j x k e: got people that like to just start mouthing off cuz they feel threatened
CamZello: well, just pull in with someone else...now you've seen me you can just walk up
j x k e: i got chased around spartanburg when i first moved here
j x k e: when i had my supercharged escort
j x k e: i raced a guy from taco bell, he had a yellow civic
j x k e: i beat him, then him and his friends chased me around half the night
j x k e: they followed me all the way to my house
j x k e: then a week later my windshield was busted, stereo was stolen, rims were stolen, radiator, the supports, all my hoses, spark plug wires, super charger, all my gauges and the only thing they left was the motor and my seats
CamZello: what year was it?
j x k e: 94 gt royal blue
j x k e: this was in dec. of 2002
j x k e: then an old lady pulled out in front of me and totaled the car
CamZello: oh
j x k e: ive had, id say 6 cars since then
j x k e: paying for a new windshield, hoses, wires, everything i needed, then my insurance shooting up after the wreck, set my bank account back a few 0's
j x k e: hopefully my insurance is gonna go back down next year
j x k e: i think its 3 years or 5 years im not too sure
CamZello: what kind of supercharger was on the escort?
j x k e: you had to ask me that lol
j x k e: i dont even know to tell you the truth, i found it in helms junkyard
j x k e: he wanted 200 for it
j x k e: seal was weak, so i got a replacement for it
CamZello: how'd it bolt up?
j x k e: perfect
j x k e: it came off another gt escort
j x k e: 1.8 liter dohc mazda engine basically
j x k e: www.erdt.com
CamZello: so it was off an already supercharged escort gt in the junkyard?
j x k e: yeah
j x k e: it was wrecked
j x k e: i pulled more parts off it, the cv joints, axles, clear corners from a mercury, windshield wiper holders
j x k e: have you seen a purple escort around
CamZello: no
j x k e: big wing, fart pipes, lowered
j x k e: black guy drives it
CamZello: well a pinkish one
j x k e: thats it
j x k e: 4 door
CamZello: yeah
j x k e: yeah me and him used to talk on escort power
j x k e: www.escortpower.net*
j x k e: i raced a guy in a bright orange older model civic with it
j x k e: it held its ground
j x k e: same civic that was for sale at TLC a long time ago
j x k e: i got laughed at cuz it was an escort, but im sure people have said stuff about your wagon
CamZello: yeah, sometimes
j x k e: sounds mean tho
CamZello: we took it to the scales tonight and weighed it
j x k e: how much?
j x k e: i noticed you werent parked in the same place when i came by
j x k e: the second time
CamZello: 3040 with me in it..........so like 2892 without me in it
j x k e: you ran it on the 1/8th?
CamZello: yeah
j x k e: whats it run
CamZello: 8.82
j x k e: not too bad
j x k e: nos'd up talons will do around there
j x k e: with turbo
j x k e: and im sure you're not even running that.
j x k e: or are you?
CamZello: nah, no nitrous
CamZello: stock boost too
j x k e: stock boost is what 6?
CamZello: 14.5 roughly
j x k e: most stock boost ive seen is 6 on most cars
j x k e: i havent been around any subarus tho
CamZello: evo runs ~19
j x k e: cept for a legacy piece of junk
j x k e: that my friend kevan has

CamZello: is that a pic of your gf in your illstreet gallery?*
j x k e: yeah
j x k e: older pic
j x k e: didnt even notice that i put that in, i forgot it was the same numbers as the gokart pic
CamZello: oh ok
j x k e: oh yeah, i thought you were gonna sell the wagon
j x k e: back a few months ago
CamZello: I was, but I put another tranny in it, so it's a lot more fun to drive again
j x k e: theres an impreza for sale on autotrader for 1000 bucks
j x k e: its junky as hell
j x k e: i think its a 95
CamZello: same year as mine............my paint is crap, but my money is in the drivetrain mostly
j x k e: paint looks pretty good at night
CamZello: with a coat of dirt
j x k e: lol custom paint job as my friends call it
j x k e: i constantly complain about their dirty ass cars
j x k e: i cant stand to see a dirty car
j x k e: i used to hang out at my stepdads paint shop in pelzer, so i got a temper with dirty ass cars

j x k e: i usually try to keep my cars lowkey so i dont get pulled for being too obvious that im out racing
j x k e: i used to go from petsmart to 221 to race
j x k e: but now they got all that construction work goin on
j x k e: then Lynna raced me in her integ, she's friends with lee's gf kim
j x k e: and i came around the exit at kmart and almost wrecked
CamZello: how'd you do against Lynna? and what were you in?
j x k e: old lude
j x k e: she beat me by half a car length from a 30 mph roll
j x k e: i was on the left side so i had to jump over really quick thats what almost made me wreck
j x k e: i think she wanted to keep going
j x k e: she's got a badass car now
CamZello: same car?
j x k e: i think it was still in the stages of her building it back then
j x k e: silver integ
CamZello: was the prelude turbo then?
j x k e: nooo, that was like a year before
CamZello: oh ok
j x k e: i only had the turbo on there for about 2 months
j x k e: then that underdrive pulley went
j x k e: and bent the shaft.
CamZello: actually I think it was less than 2 months.........b/c on 2/13/04 you posted it was bone stock........and on 3/18/04 you posted it had blown up*
j x k e: i thought it was around 2 months, maybe not
CamZello: I'm just going by old post dates
j x k e: it got towed outta here in july.
j x k e: it was dead for about 2 months before the cops came out here
j x k e: and told me i couldnt have an untagged car in my yard
j x k e: that it had to be either in a garage, or tagged.
j x k e: i think my neighbors complained about it sitting in the yard
j x k e: i was running nos there for a while just enough to keep the turbo cool, cuz it was majorly heating up the down pipe so much it was flexing out of shape
j x k e: bottle didnt last very long
j x k e: i still got that bottle, i need to sell it off
j x k e: im sure someone will want it
CamZello: yeah, I'm sure
j x k e: nice meeting you
j x k e: i'll be out next weekend

2nd convo 10/25/04
CamZello: hey
j x k e: hey
CamZello: I think something is wrong with my monitor
j x k e: why?
CamZello: some pictures just don't seem clear, makes me think I'm seeing things........I was looking through illstreet galleries today
CamZello: and I noticed something..........is that picture of your gf photochopped? maybe it's my monitor
j x k e: it wasnt my gf, it was that stacy bitches picture, and it was the same file name as the gokart pictures. like i told you last night*
CamZello: oh, I thought you said it was your gf
CamZello: she have a goatee?
j x k e: eww taht bitch does look like she has a goatee
CamZello: ha ha
j x k e signed off at 11:16:42 PM.

3rd Convo 10/26/04
j x k e: pssh no replies to my turbo question
CamZello: why not take the one off the thunderbird and stick on it
j x k e: too big
j x k e: plus id have to get a new pipe welded
CamZello: you used it on other prelude
j x k e: i need something with little creep and faster spools
j x k e: tbirds 3 second spool
j x k e: i lost to a 3000gt last night cuz of it
j x k e: by the time i spooled he was already gone
j x k e: cuz i need something decent for a honda
j x k e: and that thing is too big to fit between the radiator and the engine
CamZello: that is a tiny turbo
j x k e: its bigger than the supra turbo
j x k e: by 3 inches
j x k e: well more like 2.5 inches
j x k e: plus im trying to build a turbo setup for a d16, dohc 88 integra engine
j x k e: to go in a 86 crx si
CamZello: I see
j x k e: easiest swap to do
j x k e: drop and wire the harness.
j x k e: hook up the fuel lines, and all the other hoses, and you're set.
j x k e: the guys on redpepperracing state that the ct20 is decent
j x k e: but they recommend a turbo from a 1jz engine
j x k e: im just wondering if theres something better.
CamZello: If it's taking you 3 seconds to spool that turbo on a 3.8 V-6, you better check your piping, you have a severe boost leak
j x k e: its small so its restrictive
j x k e: the piping*
CamZello: that wouldn't cause slow spooling
j x k e: the elbow? thats the usual cause of slow spooling
j x k e: my elbows nowhere near what it needs to be
CamZello: a 3.8L would be on boost at idle practically with that small of a turbo
j x k e: i'll show you this weekend
j x k e: doesnt boost till i floor it
j x k e: im thinkin of selling it to the guy my mom bought it from, he's been offering for a while, plus im about to buy a project car and i dont need it anymore
j x k e: its a hard choice, ive looked at all the cars, they're in great condition.
j x k e is idle at 5:17:02 PM.
j x k e is no longer idle at 5:21:15 PM.
j x k e: with downpipes its restrictive isnt it?
CamZello: with a downpipe yes, but that should not be causing the spool to slow like that
j x k e: im reading on supraforums right now, that they sell a elbow and a bigger downpipe for faster spools
j x k e: its probably an electrical issue
j x k e: im not even worried about that car any more.
j x k e: like they say about the ford symbol
j x k e: at least they circled the problem.

Cam

91lx
10-28-2004, 01:32 AM
My fav quote:
was running nos there for a while just enough to keep the turbo cool, cuz it was majorly heating up the down pipe so much it was flexing out of shape

Cosby
10-28-2004, 01:41 AM
Since he deleted the pic of his hairy gf:

91lx
10-28-2004, 01:45 AM
best post ever ???

preludedude
10-28-2004, 01:45 AM
reminds me of a billy goat..or either shes the troll waiting under the bridge...:)

Mark
95SE

jxke
10-28-2004, 02:49 AM
hey cosborne, SUCK MY DICK CMON SUCK IT. fuckin lil 17 year old kid. better get to bed before mommy gets mad.

hey faggot, here you go.

91supraTURBO
Junior Member

Registered: Sep 2004
Location: Spartanburg
Posts: 11
Interesting outside-forum question...
I was reading something from another forum, that my friend post on. And he was asking in concern about putting a turbo on a d16 dohc, with a compression ratio of 8.7:1. As far as both of us, and a few mechanics i know, having lower compression on the motor is usually better than high compression when adding a turbo.

On the forum, they say that compression isnt a factor when adding a turbo.

Now either im wrong, or they are misinformed, or we are all just in needing of a lesson. Which is why i came here. I figured if anyone could help, id find it here.

So any advice...?



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Corazy
Member

Registered: May 2004
Location: O.C. Cali
Posts: 64
definitly need low compression rate with a turbo.



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10-28-2004 02:11 AM

next time, think before you speak. you're only 17, what do you know about cars?

deep6
10-28-2004, 02:57 AM
stupid 17 yr old chris

jeez

:D

jxke
10-28-2004, 03:01 AM
obviously, you're all underage kids, and you dont know jack shit about anything. especially mr stang, alot of play in a turbo is bad, sorry, running low oil pressure also means burning up a turbo, you're fucking stupid also.
you mr preludedude, need to stfu, you bought an automatic prelude, how much more do i have to say about you?.
cosborne, your mom paid for your car, you call me poor, but yet you buy parts from junkyards, REAL GOOD ONE DUMBASS.
i think most of you on this site, just like everyone else i know thats read this, ARE FUCKING DUMBASSES. grow the fuck up. thats not my gf's pic either cosborne, wanna see some real pics, go here. http://www.ratemybody.com/profile.aspx?id=tabbygirl
*edit* had to fix the link*
also on facethejury: PlayGrrlPixi
dont believe me, go up to Ross saturday and ask her who she has been going out with for a year and 3 months.
anyways. i got one last thing to say, you're all fuckin dumb.
westgate kids are moronic.

jxke
10-28-2004, 03:05 AM
cmon post back, im interested in what you have to say. outside sources say mr cosbornes wrong again.
WOOOOOOO THIS IS FUN.

deep6
10-28-2004, 03:10 AM
You Went To School At Westgate You Fuckin Dummy

jxke
10-28-2004, 03:13 AM
im from virginia you retard.
i havent been here that long, since like 98
dont believe that, call 411, ask for the number for Alan Villines, in glen allen virginia, and you can ask my dad :)

deep6
10-28-2004, 03:17 AM
j x k e: alot of people know me
j x k e: from dorman
j x k e: graduated 2001


pwnt you
gg

Cosby
10-28-2004, 03:18 AM
I didn't say "compression isnt a factor when adding a turbo". I said compression isn't a factor when picking a turbo. Big difference. As usual with you, I'm not wrong. Every post of yours is filled to the brim with inaccuracies or lies.

By the way, I would have stuck with the mustache girl....

Cosby
10-28-2004, 03:22 AM
JXKE's away message:

playing more san andreas, im hooked.
then going to bed gotta get up in the morning to go to the dmv to do paperwork.
then to start the migration from tigerville to startex, to start stripping the car to the frame and cleaning it, and painting, rewiring everything, taking apart the engine to see if everythings in good order, then metal headgasket install, then painting the block and head and then dropping it back in for now, until i get the cash for the d16/turbo swap.

CRXs don't have a frame and for having more money in his bank account than my car is worth, it sure is strange that he can't afford a d16.

jxke
10-28-2004, 03:25 AM
its called inheritance you stupid cunt must be 21 (in which i am) monthly withdrawal - 500 bucks a month. thats how my grandpa stated it in his will, thats how its gotta be, if i could, id go take it all out. 500 of it is going into buying this car :) go figure., reason being, i just turned 21 on the 12th.
next month will be 500 more.
crx's dont have a frame? what are you, some kinda moron? what do you think all the BODY PARTS OF THE CAR CONNECT TO? THIN AIR?
of course its called a unibody, BUT WHAT IS THE BODY, THE FUCKING FRAME. which means, I WILL BE TAKING OFF THE FENDERS, THE head/TAIL LIGHTS, THE HATCH, THE HOOD, THE FRONT BUMPER, THE DOORS, THUS LEAVING THE "FRAME" ANYTHING THATS REMOVABLE WILL COME OFF. now shut the fuck up kid.

jxke
10-28-2004, 03:28 AM
yes i graduated 2001 lol, i came there in 98 YOU STUPID DIPSHIT. god damn you're fuckin moronic.
i didnt learn anything at dorman, the teaching level was middle school level compared to virginia schools. so what did i do, i slept, i had no challenge.
4 YEARS OF HIGH SCHOOL. THATS IT. dormans fuckin stupid. i got kicked out numerous times cuz of the redneck ass principal mr owings.
kinda like you guys, cant accept change. so you stick to one story.

jxke
10-28-2004, 03:31 AM
im done arguing with you kids, firestone will be off limits to you after friday.
might wanna close your hoods this time, something hot might fly in.

Cosby
10-28-2004, 03:45 AM
It is pretty evident you didn't learn anything at Dorman.

1 entry found for unibody.
Main Entry: unibody
Definition: of a vehicle, a one-piece frame AND body structure

What sort of hot thing is going to fly in my engine bay? Are you going to throw an engine in there? Cause' those are pretty hot. I doubt any of us will have our hoods popped anyway, our cars don't break down and have to go to some shop to get new parts.

I don't know that I'd go threatening people here. It will surely get around.

jxke
10-28-2004, 04:02 AM
hey cozzy, put a sock in it, no one care what you think.

Cosby
10-28-2004, 04:03 AM
You lied again... you're still arguing with kids. Lots of people care what I think. You apparently care what I think.

jxke
10-28-2004, 04:19 AM
didnt i tell you to shut up? i thought so.

HTM Impreza WRX
10-28-2004, 04:23 AM
dude...you should really quit before you look dumber than you are. Chris might know more about cars/engines than anyone i know....hell, i know quite a bit myself...and he's leaps and bounds ahead of me.


btw, for you just turning 21...you're still a fucking idiot.

oh, and you're grandfather is an idiot

deep6
10-28-2004, 04:24 AM
tell the admin to stfu

nice

jxke
10-28-2004, 04:36 AM
i got one simple question, whats the point of you kids building high horsepower cars? when you dont do anything but talk shit and hang out at firestone.
let me guess, was it the fast and the furious? if so.
lil bitches, you're all worse than a group of girls hanging out in the mall.
and thats right deep6.
the admin needs to shut the fuck up.
he's got a shitty site, the most members online were 46 at one time, which was LAST YEAR. its obvious that this sites fuckin dumb.
hell the parts on here are even over priced. good shot there.

rxtasy
10-28-2004, 07:08 AM
on a more serious note:

jxke, just how much are you expecting to get from this inheritance? have you planed how you'll invest it to set yourself up financially later in life?

all this attitude and disrespect u have here, can't believe you haven't been banned yet.

still never found out what this sc gone turbo t-bird does in the 1\8 mile.

Stegall
10-28-2004, 09:16 AM
are you aware prelude dude just did his own 5 speed swap ?

Stegall
10-28-2004, 09:19 AM
3 pages in less then 12 hours. lmao looser

SpartanTS
10-28-2004, 09:40 AM
on a more serious note:

jxke, just how much are you expecting to get from this inheritance? have you planed how you'll invest it to set yourself up financially later in life?

all this attitude and disrespect u have here, can't believe you haven't been banned yet.

still never found out what this sc gone turbo t-bird does in the 1\8 mile.

I'm surely hope he has something serious done to this 87 Prelude that we can actually see this time. They were light, but with the stock motor, they do high 16's at best.

Personally, if it were my money, I would have went with the B16 because it's nearly a direct drop in, with the exception of some wiring issues that can be taken care of fairly easily. And if you're getting $500 a month, hell I would have went ahead and got a car payment. Better than spending $500 a month in parts.

Unless he's building a 13 second car, I don't see the purpose of buying shitboxes every 2 months. It just doesn't make any sense.

BTW, why are you calling everyone kids? We're all about the same age and older than you

Stegall
10-28-2004, 09:57 AM
well we know why hes such a E thug now....



JXKE's away message:

playing more san andreas, im hooked.

*other pointless shit was deleted*



he spends all his time violent playing video games,and is able to hide behind the TV and be a badass... well when he gets to the computer his brain fools him into thinking he's still a bad ass. haha

ChevyMuscle
10-28-2004, 09:59 AM
i'll never understand "building" a 13 sec car... or drag racing imports, unless u put a buttload of money, but if he really knows what he's talking about, he'd just buy the block to the daggum engine now, fix it right, then next month buy heads (or is there just one?) and so on until he's got one kicka$$ engine build. if he's got so much money, it should be easy. and IMO if he's not saving that money, he's a complete idiot, cause granpa didnt leave u money to waste on a car that you will never get the money back out of.

SpartanTS
10-28-2004, 10:17 AM
i'll never understand "building" a 13 sec car... or drag racing imports, unless u put a buttload of money, but if he really knows what he's talking about, he'd just buy the block to the daggum engine now, fix it right, then next month buy heads (or is there just one?) and so on until he's got one kicka$$ engine build. if he's got so much money, it should be easy. and IMO if he's not saving that money, he's a complete idiot, cause granpa didnt leave u money to waste on a car that you will never get the money back out of.

Exactly. And at least if you're going to build a car just for kicks, get one that is actually worth working on. Not complete shitboxes that need thousands of dollars in work outside of the mechanics that you can fix yourself.

With 500 a month, it wouldn't take you very long to build a car that has some decent power and make it look good at the same time.

I'm not sure how familiar he is with the 2nd Gen Prelude, but with 110HP to boot stock, he better have a F/I setup ready because no N/A buildup is going to impress anyone.

2 Liters of 12v OHC FURY!!! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Man, scrap that Lude, Integra, or whatever you have and buy somethin better to build.

preludedude
10-28-2004, 11:07 AM
you mr preludedude, need to stfu, you bought an automatic prelude, how much more do i have to say about you?.


:)..we all fuck up sometimes..sorta like ur parents having unprotected sex...

Mark
95SE

91lx
10-28-2004, 11:42 AM
From: http://www.ratemybody.com/profile.aspx?id=tabbygirl

NAME SOME QUALITIES YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX
Guys- Jake and no other. Girls-Someone whos is bisexual,smart,honest,loving,caring,and down to earth and who is interested in a 3-way relationship.

deep6
10-28-2004, 11:50 AM
I think this deserves a comeback

http://www.murkworks.net/~james/LJ/e-thug.jpg

SpartanTS
10-28-2004, 11:52 AM
jxke = :owned:

ChevyMuscle
10-28-2004, 12:14 PM
:)..we all fuck up sometimes..sorta like ur parents having unprotected sex...

Mark
95SE
that is teh funnah :moon:

Uglymexican19
10-28-2004, 12:16 PM
mr joke

with all do respect, actually no fucking respect at all
if you are so smart like you say ( the whole dorman thing not being able to challenge you) what did you end up doing after high school? when one is so smart there is so much out there for you to be sucessful. By you wasting your prescious time, and let your mouth produce so much waste (shit) it makes me assume that you have some lousy job that pays a lil more than minimum ( but hey that is impressive to us underage kids that are making minimumm, if that) and that your highly mental capasity did not let you continue to be a succesful grown up. Who am i to judge you or anyone esle, do as you please with your ass and if that fullfills your life more props to ya! btw there are millions of websites on the internet as you would know,, why dont you post your stupidities somewhere else where you can find people of common interest.

enjoy life

peace

Cosby
10-28-2004, 12:43 PM
In regard to his worthless life:

Osborne Style: Where do you work?
j x k e: nowhere at the moment, im about to start Ross, as a stocker
j x k e: or maybe even drug plastics
j x k e: for 3rd shift.
j x k e: its what ever i wanna pick.
Osborne Style: you live on your own?
j x k e: nope, im not done with school
Osborne Style: Where do you go to school?
j x k e: when im done with school, im moving over to hillcrest
j x k e: nowhere, im not DONE with school. cuz i havent started yet.
j x k e: either spartanburg tech, or greenville tech.
j x k e: just for computer repair.
j x k e: im .net certified already
Osborne Style: oh, so you live with your parents, drive a piece of trash, date a man, don't go to school and don't have a job ... sounds like you're the one that needs to grow up and act their age



AXIStang: guess he doesnt please his bisexual girlfriend lmao
AXIStang: he prob knows less about sex than cars and computers


LMAO

jxke
10-28-2004, 12:50 PM
nah you know what its called, its called i get more pussy than any of you ;)
cha ching.

SpartanTS
10-28-2004, 12:51 PM
I doubt u get more pussy than i do

jxke
10-28-2004, 12:52 PM
oh and usher, that preludes long gone, if you date back a few days im buying a crx, that im SLOWLY BUILDING UP. 500 bucks on a car, wow thats like, a whole lot of money im blowing right there.

jxke
10-28-2004, 12:53 PM
oh, you doubt it? go to ross saturday and ask my girlfriend how many chicks we've fucked. :)
dont you drive a cavy? i think i speak for myself on your "pussy" level.

ChevyMuscle
10-28-2004, 01:01 PM
oh, you doubt it? go to ross saturday and ask my girlfriend how many chicks we've fucked. :)
wait wait wait... ask your girlfriend how many chicks "we've"... "WE'VE" fudge packed???... ok now i just dont have anything else to say... i'm sorry your highness, i'll never reach the level of potential STDs and dumbcracker that you have :bowdown: and if dorman was so easy, what kinda classes did u take? did u even bother to take honors and AP classes... cause, i'm willing to bet you weren't close to valedictorian

jxke
10-28-2004, 01:05 PM
nah, bi chicks rule, its like your own private lesbian.

ChevyMuscle
10-28-2004, 01:06 PM
ok, you've just went above and well beyond your own level of stupidity... its no wonder dorman bored you, you slept through it all. if you woulda payed attention, u might would have learned something instead of sleeping through the retarded classes

jxke
10-28-2004, 01:09 PM
nah, dorman is the epitome of stupid.

jxke
10-28-2004, 01:11 PM
and uh usher, drug plastics pays 10.59 an hour starting with benefits, and you get a raise every 2 months. i dont think thats "minimum" for someone my age thats about to start school.
they train you to work on thier machines, its a pretty nifty job, they're hiring for all shifts. its over by spartanburg tech also, which is great for me.

SpartanTS
10-28-2004, 01:17 PM
oh, you doubt it? go to ross saturday and ask my girlfriend how many chicks we've fucked. :)
dont you drive a cavy? i think i speak for myself on your "pussy" level.

Wow, you've fucked a lot of chicks? Wow, I bet you feel really good about sticking your dick in bisexual girsl who's pussies are probably bear traps for all types of nasty shit.

And Yes I do drive a cavalier, and for good reason. Car Audio.

But unlike you, I can back up having a cavalier by having...trophies for my hobby. You, and your so called cars are pretty much POS's that don't speak for shit, you've never posted any slips, showed up at Westgate with a car that isn't yours..speaking of that...you were in a neon the other weekend weren't you? that says enough about your pussy level because the car wasn't even yours.

You've come here and make a complete ass of yourself, you date a half man, and drive piece of shit cars that don't speak for shit. I think it's time for you to leave illstreet.com and find a new hobby.

You have no education
You have no job
Your cars are shitboxes
You lie about everything

And you have nothing to show for anything you post. At least I can back up the shit I have. A car that exists and everyone here can see and hear, unlike you, we've only seen your piece of shit Prelude that you had in your sig that was purple and had lovely wal mart hubcaps..again, speaks very highly of your pussy level.

Next time you bash me, you better damn well be prepared. So you, your bisexual friends, and your piece of shit cars can kiss my chevy drivin ass.

SpartanTS
10-28-2004, 01:18 PM
10.59 isn't shit. I've made more in Summer Internships than $10 a hour.

ChevyMuscle
10-28-2004, 01:21 PM
Next time you bash me, you better damn well be prepared. So you, your bisexual friends, and your piece of shit cars can kiss my chevy drivin ass.
:roll: couldnt of said it (too much) better... my @$$ drives a chevy too which everyone can see, its on my website, and tho i've never been up to westgate if you HAVE to see it then i've got nothing to hide... (what am i sayin, yall dont know me anyhoo)

jxke
10-28-2004, 01:27 PM
yeah, but starting pay, is pretty fuckin good.

Cosby
10-28-2004, 01:33 PM
My minimum pay is considerably higher as well. The caliber of people on illstreet is pretty high in general so I don't think anyone will be impressed jxke.

jxke
10-28-2004, 01:44 PM
well excuse me mr rich snot.

hey cos guess what.
im gonna fuck your mother :)

ChevyMuscle
10-28-2004, 01:52 PM
i'm sorry, she's outta your league... she only has female parts

jxke
10-28-2004, 01:54 PM
nah, go tell her she's about to get fucked.

and then tell cos im gonna slap him upside the back of the head with my warwick bass. see if he recovers.

ChevyMuscle
10-28-2004, 01:59 PM
please... please... stop posting... you're lowering the intelligence of the entire forum

jxke
10-28-2004, 02:05 PM
nah, you drive a chevy, what more can i say to you except for.. how much gas money do you spend a week?, at least ford circled thier problem.

ChevyMuscle
10-28-2004, 02:27 PM
i can afford my gas, it's no problem to me. it gets about 28mpg hwy anyways. don't be jealous just because i have 5.7liters... chevy makes economical cars too, i just chose to have one that actually makes power

JPAccord
10-28-2004, 02:31 PM
well excuse me mr rich snot.

hey cos guess what.
im gonna fuck your mother :)

obviously, you're all underage kids, and you dont know jack shit about anything. i think most of you on this site, just like everyone else i know thats read this, ARE FUCKING DUMBASSES. grow the fuck up.

:rolleyes:

ChevyMuscle
10-28-2004, 02:31 PM
and it doesnt surprise me that the only comeback that u have is "how much do u pay for gas"... just quit posting

JPAccord
10-28-2004, 02:32 PM
at 17 years old, i may be one of the youngest on the forums, and years behind you in age, but im still a lot more mature, and thats just sad.

jxke
10-28-2004, 02:39 PM
its funny how i cause so much chaos.

SpartanTS
10-28-2004, 02:53 PM
j x k e: i dont really see any threat, my stock prelude was faster than my hatch
j x k e: my hatch had 2.25 inch pipes, venom fuel rail, dc sport headers, port and polish, basically to the max
j x k e: it was 1.6 sohc also
j x k e: it was slow to me

You mean to tell me you had a Civic hatch with decent mods is slower than a stock 87 Prelude with a whopping 110HP and probably won't see 100HP on the ground?!?!?!?!

:bssmile:

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jxke
10-28-2004, 02:57 PM
dont ask me, the prelude felt faster by a long shot.

Uglymexican19
10-28-2004, 03:10 PM
ah... all the shit that can come out joke's little dick sucking mouth.

Cosby
07-21-2005, 04:09 PM
bump for a funny old post

$100T2
07-21-2005, 04:12 PM
LOL You bumped a closed thread. :rofl:

Cosby
07-21-2005, 05:07 PM
damn admin privs

wonner
07-21-2005, 05:16 PM
Who the fuck are all THESE n00bs?
















j/k (please don't :flamed: me)

kontakt
07-21-2005, 07:48 PM
How do people manage to convince themselves that SO many of the people in the world around them are SO stupid to make themselves always right. Are some people just that incapable of accepting that they aren't the perfect being. Does it never get to a person like him, even on any one specific point that if enough people are in complete agreement against you... you might be wrong? I know so many people that try to read into a persons actions how they were an asshole, a retard, whatever... so that they feel better about how extremely bad of one they are themselves. I'm 19... and maybe it's because since I was 15 I hung out with people 8 years older than me... maybe my parents weren't retards (a little drunk and violent... but not retards)... but when I'm not talking like I will on a forum I've had people assume I was 40+. Maybe it's just because I'm always out to better myself, so I don't get caught up in how awesome I am. (if I don't make too much sense I was interrupted from this post 3 times to puke... fuckin stomach virus)

jhammons01
07-21-2005, 08:26 PM
^^^and those ppl always have an edge to them as well.....they think its normal behaviour. Everybody is "edgy" with them cause they are a retard!!

kontakt
07-21-2005, 08:35 PM
:werd:

Cosby
07-21-2005, 08:37 PM
How do people manage to convince themselves that SO many of the people in the world around them are SO stupid to make themselves always right. Are some people just that incapable of accepting that they aren't the perfect being. Does it never get to a person like him, even on any one specific point that if enough people are in complete agreement against you... you might be wrong? I know so many people that try to read into a persons actions how they were an asshole, a retard, whatever... so that they feel better about how extremely bad of one they are themselves. I'm 19... and maybe it's because since I was 15 I hung out with people 8 years older than me... maybe my parents weren't retards (a little drunk and violent... but not retards)... but when I'm not talking like I will on a forum I've had people assume I was 40+. Maybe it's just because I'm always out to better myself, so I don't get caught up in how awesome I am. (if I don't make too much sense I was interrupted from this post 3 times to puke... fuckin stomach virus)

hope you feel better dude. a lot of my friends had that crap it was gone in a couple of days though

kontakt
07-21-2005, 08:40 PM
hope you feel better dude. a lot of my friends had that crap it was gone in a couple of days though

Thanks man. My stomach's pretty tough generally, but I used to have severe problems with it when I was young. When it gets messed up it can get real bad, but rarely lasts long.

snowball
07-21-2005, 10:23 PM
i dont even have words for this thread...

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