I have no clue what it is, but my dog is farting sulfur bombs that is worse than cutting onions. It is the most rank smell I have ever come across.

I have no clue what he ate, but the little fucker been doing it for two days now. Last night, he lit one next to the bed that WOKE ME THE FUCK UP.

I swear that if I smoked or he did it next to the water heater pilot light the house would have burnt down by now.

haha. Dog farts are the worst. I bet everytime he does it, he acts like nothing happens. Looks around in wonder thinking "Hey, something just touched my butthole... " turns around, sniffs and thinks "Oh man, whatever it was smells AWESOME!"

haha. Dog farts are the worst. I bet everytime he does it, he acts like nothing happens. Looks around in wonder thinking "Hey, something just touched my butthole... " turns around, sniffs and thinks "Oh man, whatever it was smells AWESOME!"

Whats really funny is he doesn't care. Not even a flinch, or a sniff. he just lies there all content. F'n bastard, if I could read his mind I'll bet hes just watching me waiting to see my tears.

Now the other dog, when she farts its like a turbo and it scares the shit out of her. She runs off like a snake bit her in the ass....we are talking a full speed 0-60 run across the room.

your dogs are cool

your dogs are cool

Schnauzers are the most hyper ADD dogs I have ever seen. I don't think that I could ever own another one again...just too much work!.

i dont own a dog. back yard not ready yet

show an ounce of class...:rolleyes:

Don't you have a lawn to go work on? :blah:

the drought is over, but I appreciate your concern :rolleyes:

I seriously doubt you do...isn't lying a sin?

spank him for it.

spank him for it.


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Looks around in wonder thinking "Hey, something just touched my butthole... " turns around, sniffs and thinks "Oh man, whatever it was smells AWESOME!"

ZOMFG!!! That wins teh funnay award!!!!