http://www.robotuprising.com/

Hey, you never know... :eek:

lol

"you never know" maybe but I'm pretty sure we're safe from giant robots
funny website tho :P

LOL - if the u.s. keeps doing whatever the fuck it does, then giant robots eating babies and women isn't far the fuck off in the future.
i bet they'll be terror fighting robots trained to target al-queda or hezbollah or whatever the current terror trademark is up next. and they'll eat classrooms full of schoolkids because schools pose the threat of terror. ten the rest of the world is gonna get pissed off and be like "wtf is wrong with these assholes". vivid imagery.

Nobody really has to worry about robot uprisings. As a member of the Marduk party, I can assure everyone that we have the robot issue under control.

Any robots that venture out of their zone will be "dealt with" in a timely and professional manner.

Metropolis... Nice one, Karl... :rofl:

LOL - if the u.s. keeps doing whatever the fuck it does, then giant robots eating babies and women isn't far the fuck off in the future.
i bet they'll be terror fighting robots trained to target al-queda or hezbollah or whatever the current terror trademark is up next. and they'll eat classrooms full of schoolkids because schools pose the threat of terror. ten the rest of the world is gonna get pissed off and be like "wtf is wrong with these assholes". vivid imagery.



i would think Japan would be the first with Giant Robots

Metropolis... Nice one, Karl... :rofl:

If I ever have a relapse into the extreme anime geekdom, I'm going to cosplay Rock from Metropolis at the next convention.

Also, tune in next week, when I start making Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE references.

Karl <3 CLAMP :HUGGLES:

Oh no...it's happening again...

i would think Japan would be the first with Giant Robots

They were the first with humanoid robots, but for some reason, the AI got stuck on pedophile:

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b356/KatakanaKarl/honda-robot-pedo.jpg

If I ever have a relapse into the extreme anime geekdom, I'm going to cosplay Rock from Metropolis at the next convention.

Also, tune in next week, when I start making Tsubasa: RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE references.

Karl <3 CLAMP :HUGGLES:

Oh no...it's happening again...
am I ever glad my anime deekdom doesn't run that deep. :bowdown:

Seriously, I need help.

Maybe if I gouge out my eyes, I can be saved from this curse...

*Lifts spork to eye socket*

Damn, I'm too weak. I just can't do it...

*Goes back to watching xxxHOLiC fansubs*

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a154/re_tranquil/animeconvention.jpg

LOLz.

Thanks for reminding me why I shouldn't cosplay.

i would think Japan would be the first with Giant Robots

They kinda are....

http://www.dottocomu.com/b/archives/000744.html

http://www.constantvzw.com/blog/images/enryu.jpeg

http://radio.weblogs.com/0105910/images/enryu2.jpg

Meet "Enryu", the Rescue Dragon Robot:D

They kinda are....

http://www.dottocomu.com/b/archives/000744.html

http://www.constantvzw.com/blog/images/enryu.jpeg

http://radio.weblogs.com/0105910/images/enryu2.jpg

Meet "Enryu", the Rescue Dragon Robot:D

I WANT IT.

I would use it to destroy mankind, and claim this hellhole world for myself. I would then build a harem of gynoid love slaves, and live the good life.

You could never take the south with that...

people can simply tip you over.

people can simply tip you over.

I'll put laser turrets on it, so nobody can get close enough to tip it over.

But, if there was a big enough group moving fast enough it is possible that a few could penetrate the laser network and get within your deffenses. Then you would need to have an electrified skin or something of that manner so they couldn't actually touch the robot.

edit:

and thinking on that, you would need some way to prevent them from grounding out the electrical defenses. It would be possible that they could short it out by use of either their body or a conductive object.

A RPG will take care of that.

A RPG will take care of that.
if one were to go through the expense to put a laser defense net on their robot, I would imagine they would have projectile tracking enabling them to shoot down any rpg's or threatening projectiles (OMG A SPITWAD!) coming towards said robot.

Fine. EMP bitch.

Fine. EMP bitch.
then the question is if you are to set up a small enough EMP for a surgical strike against the robot, can you ensure that it will be close enough to the robot for a killing stroke instead of a partially dissabling shot? If it is going to be by means of a rocket, it would have to be a large enough EMP to account for the defense net radius, which in turn could possible damage any local electronic networks which could be undesirable.

I guess you could set up an EMP mine of some sort, but then how would you have assurances that the robot would be close enough to the blast center when it was set off? Could it be set off by a bystander or by a friendly vehicle?

I will be using a mobile howitzer to propel a nuclear shell at said robot.

I will be using a mobile howitzer to propel a nuclear shell at said robot.

That would work, if the robot didn't have a built in N-Jammer, preventing nuclear explosions.

I will be using a mobile howitzer to propel a nuclear shell at said robot.
so you're opting for the "Dark Angel" scenario, eh?

I was going for the 1950's scenerio.

K-Jammer???

Armour piercing uranium 120mm "silver bullet" shells will take care of that.

I was going for the 1950's scenerio.

K-Jammer???

Armour piercing uranium 120mm "silver bullet" shells will take care of that.

The lasers can shoot down those down too.

What a bunch of techno-geeks. It's easy. Just unplug it.

Yeah, lasers can shoot down an incoming 120mm shell. :rolleyes: :D

What a bunch of techno-geeks. It's easy. Just unplug it.

It's kind of difficult to unplug a dark matter reactor.

Yeah, lasers can shoot down an incoming 120mm shell. :rolleyes: :D

Yes. Yes they can.

The speed of light is faster than the speed of a shell.

I'll destroy it with my PU-38 Space Modulator.

http://www.cel-ebration.com/CHUCK-JONES-MARVIN-MARTIAN-I.jpg

I'll destroy it with my PU-38 Space Modulator.

http://www.cel-ebration.com/CHUCK-JONES-MARVIN-MARTIAN-I.jpg

FUCK! I forgot about those.

At least I can take comfort that the PU-38 will break the gravimetric containment field on the dark matter reactor, causing a multi-phasic implosion that will destroy everything in a 14.7 parsec radius.

Yes. Yes they can.

The speed of light is faster than the speed of a shell.
Your targeting system is not up to par. Nothing is fast enough to target and shoot down that projectile/

Hell, we're currently using a volcanic cannons on our ships to protect them against close-quarter incoming missiles and that's a last resort defensive weapon.

Your targeting system is not up to par. Nothing is fast enough to target and shoot down that projectile/

Hell, we're currently using a volcanic cannons on our ships to protect them against close-quarter incoming missiles and that's a last resort weapon.

What do you know about my targeting system? The robot is covered in lasers, and is powered by a dark matter reactor. The targeting computer uses neuro-positron cell arrays. It can detect up to 78,324 incoming projectiles at any speed up to C, simultaneously, from any direction.

It can detect up to 78,324 incoming projectiles at any speed up to C, simultaneously, from any direction.
It can detect, but it cannot stop all of them. I think an M1 tank with a few mobile sea wiz type systems will make short work of that robot. Also, a low flying B-52 with 1,000 lbs bombs will bounce that robot around so much, that it's targeting system will be FUBAR.

edit: For extra security I'll use a 1,000 fps BB gun to shoot your eye.

I'd have to agree with R281... Without a Gundam-esque robo, I doubt you could stand up to a lot of the weapons we have in existance currently... LOL

Well, maybe a Big O-esque one at least....

so you are saying that modern weapons could defeat something along the lines of a gel circuitry brain?

See, I wouldn't go with a neuro-positron cell like Katanacarl, I would hit something more like the neo-cymeks with transplanted brains augmented by gel circuitry wetware. That way you would have the decision making systems of a human brain along with the machine reflexes of gel circuitry.

so you are saying that modern weapons could defeat something along the lines of a gel circuitry brain?

See, I wouldn't go with a neuro-positron cell like Katanacarl, I would hit something more like the neo-cymeks with transplanted brains augmented by gel circuitry wetware. That way you would have the decision making systems of a human brain along with the machine reflexes of gel circuitry.
That brain will toast after those armor melting depleted uranium shells get through with it.

oh yeah?

The skin is made of unobtanium, so HAH.

It doesn't matter. It can penetrate the best in soviet armor and more. You obviously haven't seen the vidoes.

You're trying to fight trans-dimensional technology with conventional weapons.

You might as well throw a ping pong ball at a semi truck.

I'd have to agree with R281... Without a Gundam-esque robo, I doubt you could stand up to a lot of the weapons we have in existance currently... LOL

Well, maybe a Big O-esque one at least....

Cast in the name of God, ye not guilty.

You're trying to fight trans-dimensional technology with conventional weapons.

You might as well throw a ping pong ball at a semi truck.
You're right. Wait..that technology that doesn't exist yet :D

KatanaK- "that weapon can't hurt me because I have a made up shield!!"

BOOM!!



I know I'm taking this too far, but I'm bored and it's fun.

You're right. Wait..that technology that doesn't exist yet :D

KatanaK- "that weapon can't hurt me because I have a made up shield!!"

BOOM!!



I know I'm taking this too far, but I'm bored and it's fun.

It does exist, just not in this dimension.

Hence, trans-dimensional technology.

So far the only person who's figured it out is mazdaspeedrex.

It doesn't matter. It can penetrate the best in soviet armor and more. You obviously haven't seen the vidoes.
I guess you don't know what "unobtainium" is.

Its a metal so rare, its unobtainable. Its so hard, nothing can penetrate it. Its metalurgical structure is such that it is non magnetic, yet still a ferrous metal. It is impervious to temperature changes and laughs at work hardening. It can flex like plastic, yet keep its strength like iron.

Time to put the pipe down guys :D

With a ship made of unobtanium, you can ride the magma waves right out of the earth's core!

I'm going to step things up a few notches by upgrading my evil robot of doom.

First off, I'm going to make it bigger. It's now 75 meters tall, and weighs in at 400 metric tons. The weight won't be an issue though, and it will still be fairly quick, due to the array of 20 inertial compensation field generators. Top land speed should be around 120km an hour, with a 180 torso turn rate of 0.9 seconds.

As for denfensive system, the armor will be luna titanium alloy "foam" layer, sandwiched between an ablative duracite composite coated in an anti-photon skin on the outside, and a kinetic dissipation fabric layer on the interior. Total armor thickness should be around 25cm on non-vital areas, with more important areas (such as the chest, head, and arms) protected by a total of 90cm of armor. The anti-projectile system will be kicked up a notch to a total of 240 triple beam laser arrays, using neodymium glass lasers, each with an output of 722 terrawatts. The targeting will be handled by a multi-holographic grid container computer, effectively reducing reaction time to zero (unlike positron or neural based computing, a MHGC computer lacks the traditional nano-processing bottlenecks), with projectile positioning determined by 12,000 mass location and tracking pods.

For offensive weapons, it will have four giant crusher arms (can't be a evil robot of destruction without 'em) as it's primary melee weapons. For fighting other giant robots, a fifth arm with a cyclic anti-gluon cutter torch will be used to cut into the enemy cockpit, killing the pilot instantly. For ranged weapons, I'll use simple antimatter missiles. "Just simple antimatter missile?" you ask? "How are they going to penetrate an antiparticle containment system?" you ask? Well, it's simple really. Each missile bank fires through a portable Einstein-Rosen bridge generator, effectively "teleporting" the missiles inside their intended target, destroying it from the inside out. And, of course, the defensive lasers can also be used to attack small targets, such as hovercraft, jetpack infantry, sub-orbital attack ships, and smaller mechs.

What's powering all this? Well, a normal dark matter reactor just wouldn't cut it. Hell, a centrifugal dark matter centrifuge generator wouldn't cut it either. That's why this robot has SIX centrifugal dark matter centrifuge generators. The combined power output of these generators equal 20,000 times the total lifetime energy output of a spectral class O star. Naturally, if this robot were destroyed somehow, the resulting explosion would destroy a fair portion of the milkyway galaxy.

So, who wants to step up?

*slaps K on the back of his head with comic book*

Wake up and get back to work

i'll step up

i'll cut it in half with my shun ten satsu because the human spirit can overcome any obstacle

*cheezy music plays*

I will need one of these

http://server3.uploadit.org/files/Shitto-buster_armed.jpg

ones of these

http://www.x20.org/Test2/plaztips.jpg

and one of these

http://files.uzitalk.com/images/usma/museum/rpg-7v.jpg

then massive amounts of jump and some luck

*slaps K on the back of his head with comic book*

Wake up and get back to work

I've been at work for the past 4 hours. Only 5 more to go until I get back to the house, and I can draw up schematics for this thing.

i'll step up

i'll cut it in half with my shun ten satsu because the human spirit can overcome any obstacle

*cheezy music plays*

Puny mortal! How can you fight back, when your "human spirit" has been crushed by the claws of Karl's Überdeath Robot of Doom?

Bwahahahaha!!!

I will need one of these

ones of these

and one of these

then massive amounts of jump and some luck



You're going to need more than a bigass sword, a plasma cutter, an RPG, jump and luck, and a pansy-pants omnislash attack to destroy the Überdeath Robot of Doom.

SA-7's > RPG . and youre gona need more than one.

I know i've read in someone's sig a quote of 2ndgenrocket saying "pshh nopi.. if there was a bigger gathering of faggots the world would end." Well.. here's this thread... the world hasn't ended.

I know i've read in someone's sig a quote of 2ndgenrocket saying "pshh nopi.. if there was a bigger gathering of faggots the world would end." Well.. here's this thread... the world hasn't ended.

welcome to our merry gathering, fellow faggot

I know i've read in someone's sig a quote of 2ndgenrocket saying "pshh nopi.. if there was a bigger gathering of faggots the world would end."
That's me!!

I rented the enterprise-D, used a photon torpedo and blew your robot up

so what now?

I rented the enterprise-D, used a photon torpedo and blew your robot up

so what now?

Well, if you somehow managed to get by my antiparticle containment system (standard equipment on any vehicle carrying antimatter warhead), you'd be destroyed in the blast from the dark matter reactors as well.

However, since the failure rate on the APCS in about 0.02%, I doubt the antimatter-based photon torpedo could do anything.

Now, if you had used phasers, or chosen a Sovereign class ship (with its more potent quantum torpedoes), you probably would have stood a better chance. But it's too late now, as I've already let off a dozen warheads inside your ship through the Einstein-Rosen bridge missile launchers.

I'd add a "KABOOM" sound effect, but as we all know, there's no air in space, and therefor, no sound.

Come on people, there's a bunch of real simple methods to destroy this robot.

welcome to our merry gathering, fellow faggot
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