http://omegle.com/

my my... the possibilities... this is entertaining, I think the trolls outnumber the people wanting to *****" though... don't get trolled if you're a troll.

Stranger: HELLOOOO
You: Hi, how are youuuuuuuuuuuu??
Stranger: fineeeeeeee, u?
You: greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
You: Who the hell comes up with this shit?
Stranger: : O
Stranger: well
Stranger: interesting question
Stranger: !
You: Let me ask you something
You: Did you fuck Scott and feel his tits while you were fucking him?
You: He lets you do that you know?
Stranger: no, that was my uncle
Stranger: ARE YOU SOME PERVES?
You: One time we were going at it and I punched him right in the anus with a hot poker.
Stranger: ou
Stranger: you're scary : (
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They didnt like me :(

Stranger: Hi
You: Hey
Stranger: From?
You: TX
Stranger: Texas?
You: yup
You: I got a problem
Stranger: Finland
Stranger: What problem
You: I got a rash really bad on my anus
You: I dont know what to do about it
Stranger: You have to burn all hair in you arse
You: I feel embarrased about going to the doctor about it
You: Im serious
Stranger: Take a lighter, fire it and put it near your anus
You: I figured I get some advice from a stranger about it
You: Serious?
Stranger: No. Just go to doctor


Aww these people are no fun.

Stranger: i'm gonna take you behind the middle school and get your pregnant
You: omg!!1
You: lulz ensue
Stranger: me too, me too
Stranger: how's your mom?
You: Will you post me on the chan and make me famous?!
Stranger: i don't like 4chan, it scares me :(
You: Her ass is killing her, prostitution is srs business
Stranger: i really is
Stranger: needz lube
You: never underestimate spit


..

You: shit shit!!
You: no good
Stranger: wat?
You: I think I just my sister pregnant
You: fuck
You: I couldnt pull out in time
You: why didnt I use a condom??!
Stranger: (Y)
You: My dad is gonna kill me
You: She JUST had an abortion 6 months ago for the same reason
Stranger: and your obviously a /b/tard :P


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keep going rev

Those are too good Rev.

I keep getting people from Finland too... I always tell them that I'm from Narnia...

I keep getting people from Finland too... I always tell them that I'm from Narnia...

Ask them if they have a fin like a shaaaaarrrrrrrk

You ever seen the eyes of a shark? Like dolls eyes, all black and lifeless...

as compared to rabid squirrels?

http://www.willinghamstaxidermy.com/images/DGreenRabidSquirrel.JPG

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: blue pill or red pill?
Stranger: which one is which?
You: the blue one is the blue one, and the red one is the red one
Stranger: can i take both?
You: no.
You: that would be like dividing by zero.
Stranger: why?
Stranger: mommy pleeeeeeeeaseeeee
You: you could possibly cause a giant sink-hole.
You: the world may implode...
Stranger: I WANT BOTH!!!! NOW!
You: temper... temper...
Stranger: will you fuck me if i take blue?
You: possibly.
You: I will need a bit of information.
You: age/sex/location/height/weight
Stranger: what if i take red?
You: red is a definite no.
You: sex is only possible with the blue pill.
Stranger: why are you so?
You: because I accidentally
Stranger: what if we were in a dark room? :P
You: i don't like dark rooms...
Stranger: first two and last two doesn't matter then
Stranger: it only has to be the same room
You: the last two and first two don't matter then, in that case
You: no dark rooms, i'm not becoming a victim of Rule 34: via infrared cameras.
Stranger: whats rule 34?
You: Rule 34: If it exists, there's pornography of it.
Stranger: if WHAT exists?
Stranger: god?
You: it can be anything...
You: it is subjective, it's just it.
You: got it?
Stranger: i'm not so sure
Stranger: :P
Stranger: ok
You: blue pill or red pill?
Stranger: its been nice talking to you dad
You: <33333
Stranger: i take blue
You: you just killed edward cullen.
Stranger: who is he?
You: O_O
Stranger: i'm ignorant, sorry :P
You: there's disturbance in the force...
Stranger: i have to go
You: where shall one go?
Stranger: people need me
You: I need you.
Stranger: call me
You: okay.
Stranger: 0000 000 00 00 0
You: calling now.
Stranger: bye
You: bye

Rick roll these niggas:


Copy pasta:


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awesome

Stranger: brasil??
You: basil---its an herb
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You: are u with it?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yeah. all the time.
You: good could you tell me what it is then
Stranger: when ?
You: i used to be be with it but they changed it
Stranger: ok. s, first, say the pass.
Stranger: then, I'd tell you what I know
You: ok...did you here me say it
Stranger: too silent. better wrote it here.
You: like type it?
Stranger: right
You: it
Stranger: oh, i hate you, slowpoke!

Stranger: Hey . . .
You: not you again stranger...isnt ther some one else???
Stranger: I was just gonna say the same
You: I told you I would not say it...
You: and I dont look like RA
Stranger: RA?
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yea...it got tiring after about 15 min....too many weird sickos on that place.

lol, /b/ was on it...

You: tell me I look like RA
Stranger: whats RA?
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Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

so what's with the picture deal...I pasted it in and just get 'damn it' all the time and then get disconnected


Never mind...now I remember

www.smouch.net/lol/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rickroll

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello, i'm edward cullen
You: hellllllllllooooooooooo
You: ohh edward i love you
Stranger: thank you
You: i get tottally sexed up by fictional characters
Stranger: oh im not fictional
You: oh thats right i am sorry
Stranger: it's no problem
You: ioh btw way i am Bella Swan
Stranger: then, why did you call me fictional?
Stranger: i thought we decided we wouldn't do that anymore?
You: do what, have online gang bangs?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.

sometimes I am a little slow

ou: hello?
Stranger: Mama, I just killed a man
Stranger: put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger now he's dead
You: oh boy
Stranger: Oh mama, life has just begun...
You: ever heard of RA
Stranger: but now i've gone and thrown it all away!
Stranger: RA?
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Stranger: ANON YOU WONDERFUL BASTARD!
You: ANON? no wai
Stranger: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN, NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!
Stranger: So, I heard you leik Mudkipz.
You: na I prefer kidmupz
Stranger: pedobear approved!
Stranger: getting some good trollin in?
You: always
Stranger: I had a guy congradulate me on being his 'first moron of the night'
You: awesome....most just disconnect me
Stranger: I want to do the *holds up a spork* copypasta
Stranger: TEH PENGIN OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
You: LOL
Stranger: BROFIST, i'm out, cya later

ha ha ha ha

and i thought a fictonal character posting was kinda amusing

Stranger: ontd?
You: left
Stranger: ?
Stranger: you left ontd?!
Stranger: why
You: ontd? on the dick?
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hey i had that one before but i couldn't think of what ontd meant

You: hey are u a weirdo?
Stranger: hey
You: or even a troll?
Stranger: I don't think so hahah
You: oh ok, thought i'd check
Stranger: I'm not a troll! I am a puerto rican lady!
You: thats nice
Stranger: so what's up
You: not much should be doing house work and taking care of my kids while hubby is at work instead i am shooting up crack and chilling on the computer
Stranger: cool. you're the worlds best mother right there
You: yep i know
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Stranger: faulure at ascii
You: huh what is ascii?
Stranger: go an hero
You: hero?
Stranger: accidentally the whole bottle

You: oh
Stranger: DO IT FAGGOT

LOL!!!
I had know idea what it meant....I guess they didn't like my definition

You: hi dur
Stranger: boom i put it in the hoop
You: you meean poop chute
Stranger: hoar
You: oh I love whores
You: strippers are better though
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You: hi der
Stranger: welcome to old navy
You: sweet
You: I like the new navy tho
Stranger: i HALE FROM PLANET ZORTEX
You: do you have any red snapper
You: i need it now
Stranger: no but i have a pink panguin
You: even bettar
You: will you share
Stranger: you my friend
Stranger: greetings
You: wonderful
You: u?
You: bonjourno
Stranger: me good. me horny. VERHY HORNY
You: sie hat dicker tetons
Stranger: FUCKING SPICK
You: 50 dollar make you holler
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Stranger: Hi there, I am conducting a brief survey. Do you think Shia LaBeouf is good looking? yes/no
You: no
Stranger: kk
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Stranger: sandra!
You: no
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You: hi
Stranger: boy or girl?? lol
You: girl
Stranger: How is that going for you?
You: being a girl it's great i get to play with my tits all day
Stranger: Yeah, unfortunately, that just gave you away that you're a guy.
Stranger: Girls don't find their boobs special.
Stranger: Nice try though, faggot.

hahah...me got had

You: herrororr
Stranger: obama obama obaaammmaaa
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You: hahahahaahaha

S

You: hi
Stranger: boy or girl?? lol
You: girl
Stranger: How is that going for you?
You: being a girl it's great i get to play with my tits all day
Stranger: Yeah, unfortunately, that just gave you away that you're a guy.
Stranger: Girls don't find their boobs special.
Stranger: Nice try though, faggot.


That is classic

last i checked i was a girl, and tbh i like boobs, so sorry i don't fit the mould :rofl:

last i checked i was a girl, and tbh i like boobs, so sorry i don't fit the mould :rofl:


CHESTY!!!

yes???

didn't i tell you that like ages ago?

wait why are you calling me it now?

Holy triple post woman.


I saw talk of tits and thought I would throw that out.

http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/3226/thispleasesgarybusey.jpg

oh and here i was thinking that you actually knew me from a different forum

Uhh Facebook, my forum, this one... :)

:rofl: yeah i supose, and people do refer to me as chesty on FB lol i thought czar was the only one who knew hahaha

I ran into a few b tards, that once we both realized that we were both trolling, the conversations were actually cool...few of them shared their funnier trolls.
The ascii art flying around was hilarious.

I need a good shatner ascii art...the 'screaming khan' is just too big.

I ran into a few b tards, that once we both realized that we were both trolling, the conversations were actually cool...few of them shared their funnier trolls.
The ascii art flying around was hilarious.

I need a good shatner ascii art...the 'screaming khan' is just too big.

Lol... I used to hate /b/, but I love the sense of humor now... I could do without the random CP, "check out my cock" threads, and the forced stuff...


make millhouse a meme is even funny now!

Throw this one in the conversation...

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Mine didn't last long =(

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I love chocolate
You: I have chocolate
Stranger: :D
You: It's in my van
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: im pinching you credit card details as we speak
You: hi
You: cool
Stranger: to l8 to stop a hacker
You: yep :)
Stranger: i will have every1s who uses ur wireless
You: i don't have wireless
Stranger: well the computer dipshit
You: ohh your scary
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: ur mummy and daddy will be paying 4 my holiday 2moz
You: yep thats cool
Stranger: it is cya
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: James?
Stranger: rape rape rape
You: showers?
Stranger: rape rape rape
Stranger: i rape u
You: raptorjesus happens
Stranger: stupid raper
Stranger: i like 2 rape
Stranger: give me a whole and i'll rape it
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Do you like trout?
Stranger: no, i hate
Stranger: do u like?
You: no trout for j00?
You: I love trout.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: from?
You: India
You: I need a wife, do you want to move to india?
Stranger: i'm not woman
You: doesn't matter
You: do you want to move to india? I need a wife
Stranger: are you gay?
You: how can you ask me if im gay?!?!?! I said WIFE you sick fucjk!
Stranger: but, i'm man
You: Doesn't matter. I want a wife, will you move to India or not?
Stranger: no
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi..how r u?
You: I have a question for you.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ask me
You: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
Stranger: there will be blood
You: And wine, have you?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: so..m or f?
You: What the fuck were you thinking?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Mine didn't last long =(

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I love chocolate
You: I have chocolate
Stranger: :D
You: It's in my van
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That shite is funnay!

I like this site =P

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hiya
You: Do you like the Ice Cream?
Stranger: oh give me strength
You: Fuel?
You: Fire?
You: That which you desire?
Stranger: bulls%%t
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this was amusing for like 2 seconds

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: so who am i talking too
You: Bella
Stranger: ooh how old are you darling!
You: do you like ice cream
You: oh i am 25
Stranger: who doesnt
Stranger: well im jon and im 19
You: true
You: oh you a bit young for me
Stranger: so why do you ask?
Stranger: noooo age is just a number :)
You: yeah i have heard that
Stranger: and its true
Stranger: you dont think so?
You: cos my husband is like 60
Stranger: oooh.... he must be loaded! lol :D
Stranger: im kidding
You: very, i am think about knocking him off now that he has singed of 6 million in my name
You: do you know any hit men
Stranger: hmmmm.... ill do it if you split the money with me
You: he that sounds like a plan
You: but you can't rat me out if the cops catch you
Stranger: :D haha, they wont. though id accept a quarter of that if i got you too ;)
You: oh well i supose i could have a toy boy
Stranger: wooo!! :) and you can buy me lots of stuff
You: sure why not
Stranger: this sounds like a dream
You: what would you like?
Stranger: hmmm..... can start off with a nice big house.... for us to run around neked in a nice big bed....ooooh swimming pool too and a nice sexy car ;)
You: sure anything you want
You: so how would you knock him off
Stranger: well... as hes 60.... guess i could just scare him real quick and he may drop dead or..... could follow him home, beat him up :D tie him up to a chair.... stick him in one room, and take you in the other and fuck you ;) make him hear you moan and stuff
Stranger: that should kill him surely :D
Stranger: hearing his wife moan like that to me
Stranger: then we could celebrate his death and our new found riches :D

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: OH HEY SUP
You: Hello
You: how are you?
You: Am Robert Dutu
Stranger: Dutu
Stranger: that's
Stranger: a
Stranger: pretty lame name.
Stranger: lame name
Stranger: haha
You: I have most important business proposition for you good sir. Do you care to discuss in chat here?
Stranger: Nah
Stranger: show me the proposition
Stranger: now.
You: it is very important i verify that your credentials are real before.
Stranger: how?
You: please what is your full name
You: address too
Stranger: oh
Stranger: shi-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Do you like trout?
Stranger: no, i hate
Stranger: do u like?
You: no trout for j00?
You: I love trout.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: from?
You: India
You: I need a wife, do you want to move to india?
Stranger: i'm not woman
You: doesn't matter
You: do you want to move to india? I need a wife
Stranger: are you gay?
You: how can you ask me if im gay?!?!?! I said WIFE you sick fucjk!
Stranger: but, i'm man
You: Doesn't matter. I want a wife, will you move to India or not?
Stranger: no
Stranger: fuck u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol good one

this one loved it!

Stranger: hi there
You: im sad
Stranger: oh no why?
You: my friends keep calling me RA
Stranger: As in the Egyptian sun god?
Stranger: That's pretty badass dude
You: thats the initials
You: RA
You: R.A.
Stranger: What does it stand for? *falling for your trap*
You:
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You: rick rolled FTMFW!
Stranger: OMG I got rickrolled YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: Haha this is the best chat of my night! Thank you!!
You: your welcome!

Rather long, but I had fun with this one.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: hello
You: Do you liek Mudkipz?
Stranger: ?
You: do you like mudkipz?
Stranger: I do not understand
Stranger: English?
You: You like: Mudkipz = ?
You: Engrish?
Stranger: We do not have Mudkip in Qom
Stranger: what is Mudkip?
You: qom?
Stranger: Qom is city in Iran
You: everybody lieks mudkipz
Stranger: Oh
You: are you communists in Iran? only communists don't lke mudkipz
Stranger: No
Stranger: We dont have many internets though
Stranger: you have google yes?
You: I can send you 1 free internets. I just need your home address and full name
Stranger: Do you live in Muslim country? Iran does not accept parcels from from non-muslim country
You: sounds like a dictatorship
Stranger: Yes
You: you should overthrow
Stranger: Some of us try
You: he wants to kill you all in war with the west
Stranger: If you can, maybe you can send me internet? I would like google please
Stranger: street address: وأنا كنت أكثر من الرجل ، والكفار إله كاره -- ، ويأكل بلدي القصيرة
Stranger: just use name, "Azeem"
You: I cannot send you a free google. Google must be paid for, only 1 free internets
Stranger: What can you send me?
You: 1 free internets. I will e-mail to you along with instructions on how to redeem is.
Stranger: What kind email?
You: the kind with inboxes
Stranger: Are you on government approved email service or do you use prison service?
You: press Ctrl+W to bring it up
Stranger: Ctrl?
You: the Control key
Stranger: oh
You: I am on prison service. only have 30 minutes a day
Stranger: Wow!
You: tell me when you have pressed Control + W and I can transfer your internets
Stranger: ok let me try
Stranger: not working
Stranger: Does it work for all internets?
You: hmm. it must be because you are on muslim internets
You: probably will not allow western parcels through the e-mail
Stranger: Oh. What version of Com do you have?
You: I am sorry my friend =( I tried
You: good luck finding google my friend.
You have disconnected.

You: i look like RA
Stranger: but u missed it
Stranger: but u will never know
You: wht is it?
Stranger: ha
You: what did I miss
Stranger: im a singer
You: me too!
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Stranger: ok
Stranger: band?
Stranger: ur a loser
Stranger: FAG
You: joo got pwned
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: eat my dick
Stranger: mofo
Stranger: sit down
Stranger: (_)_)IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A WILD JIGGLYPUFF APPEARS
You: What will you do?
Stranger: I choose Pikachu to attack with thunderbolt
You: JIGGLYPUFF dodges
You: JIGGLYPUFF Sings and puts Pikachu to sleep
You: You cannot attack. Pikachu is still asleep
Stranger: lol
You: JIGGLYPUFF grins at you
You: Pikachu is still asleep
Stranger: Charmander is sent into battle
You: JIGGLYPUFF sings at Charmander
Stranger: PIKACHU returns
Stranger: CHARMANDER is unaffected
You: JIGGLYPUFF removes his mask to reveal:
Stranger: CHARMANDER uses rage
You: ASH!
Stranger: LOL
You: Ash comes up behind you
Stranger: CHARMANDER removes his mask to reveal Misty
Stranger: MISTY seduces Ash
You: Ash rapes Misty
Stranger: MISTY takes it in the but
You: Ash approves
Stranger: MISTY reveals that she is a tranni
You: Ash approves
You: YOU lol
Stranger: ASH and MISTY invite BROCK
Stranger: lolol hahah, nice chattin with ya
You: BROCK is nervous in front of strangers, he's asian
You: Cheers man =)
Stranger: take care
You: good trollin
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: no rickroll please
You: Qapla`!
Stranger: qapla!
Stranger: today is a good day to die!
You: We are KLINGONS!
You: May your co-ordinants be free of Tribbles.
Stranger: nuqDaq 'oH puchpa''e
You: i do not know where the bathroom is!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

yes, that is a saying that drunk klingons use to find the bathroom....lol