So how do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick?

Dip it in ranch dressing.

That how you picked up your wife?


:dunno:

The owner of a golf course in West Virginia was confused about paying an
invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into office and said, "You graduated from the University of
West Virginia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

"Everything but my earrings."

A West Virginian had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.

A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the problem was.

The man replied, "I have a flat tire."

The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"

The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back... I never did understand it neither.

Two Al Qaeda spies met in a busy Los Angeles restaurant after they had successfully slipped into the U.S.
The first spy starts speaking in Arabic.
The second spy shushes him quickly and whispers:
"Don't blow our cover. You're in America now. Speak Spanish.

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