I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must've been doing about 125 to keep up with me! Good job!

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a cop.

I was going to become a cop, but decided to finish high school.

I bet it feels good standing up and walking off those donuts, huh?

You're not going to check my trunk, are you?

Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on COPS?

Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's night stand!

So, uh, are you on the take, or what?

Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

Do I know why you pulled me over? Why, don't you?

What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained expert!

Well, I couldn't have been doin' 80MPH, I ain't been out an hour.

Well, when I reached to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and became wedged between the gas pedal and the brake pedal, forcing me to speed

haha has anyone heard about the chesnee police force now?  we only have two cops in chesnee at this present time and each one works ten hour shifts....lol this city is really really messed up...

o and the former police chief and mayor got arrested the other day for "harassing the 911 dispatcher."  

james

What's the first thing a girl from Chesnee says after she loses her virginity?


.....  Get off of me daddy, yer smashin' my cigarettes.

I really liked the last one Ben.

hahaha, that's funny Robert.

Hey James, that leaves 4 hours of....NO COPS!

good ones bo!

speaking of cops...a particularly annoying one decided to tailgate me aaaalllll the way from downtown to my neighborhood which is out past westgate and ihop--and i only had 6 min to get home in time too...woulda made it if it wasnt for that cop...grrrrr..... <img src="http://www.spartanburgracing.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/mad.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':angry:'>

hey!!!!!
I'M A GIRL FROM CHESNEE!!!!

btw:i'm not inbred in any way!

Hahaha thats what you get for trying to fly down the road...JK.

That s### happens to me ALOT. Cops see the car and wana follow me. THen they will look at my Vtec controller and all and try to harrass me cause they know im a racer. Wana ask stupid s### like where are the street races and s###. Stupid s### know...but it seems that i can always get outta getting stopped...
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That's what you think...

j/k people..

A couple of peeps got a 225 dollar ticket for just hollaring in chesnee.....

HAHAHAHA LMAO!

There are definitely more than 2 cops in chesnee...

No i think there are 2 at that station but on Sundays and stuff Spartanburg county sends at least 5 to help write tickets...

when gettin a ticket u can always tell him to hurry b/c the liquir store closes in 15 min ..