Tofuball
05-07-2007, 12:00 PM
(As Imagined By Network Executives)
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1899&pageid=1
Also as Imagined by a Music Executive: “I'm glad this rock band has a limited repertoire of similarly progressing power chords. If their songs were more creative, it would confuse me, and I would not buy their album.”
Also as [Correctly] Imagined by Politicians: “A presidential candidate's war record is the deciding factor in his ability to oversee the American economy.”
And as imagined by Marketing Executives: “After hearing rap music on their commercial, I can now trust this giant white-owned corporation to fulfill all my consumer needs. It no longer bothers me that the CEO eliminated all employee benefits to build his own country club.”
:P
http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1899&pageid=1
Also as Imagined by a Music Executive: “I'm glad this rock band has a limited repertoire of similarly progressing power chords. If their songs were more creative, it would confuse me, and I would not buy their album.”
Also as [Correctly] Imagined by Politicians: “A presidential candidate's war record is the deciding factor in his ability to oversee the American economy.”
And as imagined by Marketing Executives: “After hearing rap music on their commercial, I can now trust this giant white-owned corporation to fulfill all my consumer needs. It no longer bothers me that the CEO eliminated all employee benefits to build his own country club.”
:P