Tonight at 7pm PST, a 300C limo will be picking my fiance and I up and taking us to SFO. After landing in NJ, we board The Explorer of The Seas. Two days of cruising and our first stop is Berumda. It is there, on 6/7 at approximately 10:30am, that the "glory days" are over. I just hope I don't faint, wearing a black tux for a beach wedding.

The worst part is...No bachelor party! I don't even have a best man. All my friends backed out at the last minute. Talk about going out on a low point...:mad:

hah!

enjoy sleeping with the same woman for the rest of your life ;)



















good luck :bigthumb:

The worst part is...No bachelor party! I don't even have a best man. All my friends backed out at the last minute. Talk about going out on a low point...:mad:

Ask YZF-R1 to be your best man... Since he's banned here, he doesn't have anything else to do...

Bermuda is awesome

hf

You're getting married? Awesome! Post the uncomfortable tux-on-beach pix.\

I didn't have a bachelor party either :p

Make sure no one will try to throw you overboard.

Congrats.

I'm not even engaged yet and I seriously plan to keep it that way.

that mean you can sleep in her room when her parents come over?

^ Lol!

Congrats!!

how are you paying for all this?


USD.


You're talking about the guy who bought a $10,000 ring here.


Gongrats wonner!

We should start you a bachelor party thread.


:bigthumb:

We should start you a bachelor party thread.


As if the guy doesn't feel bad enough already.

I'm betting it's his parents/in-laws.

Where did he mention being broke?

while back. Was a roofer back in PA. Builds bird houses now or some shit. Who isn't broke after a move?

Find a bitch you like enough and you'll always find a way.

Tonight at 7pm PST, a 300C limo will be picking my fiance and I up and taking us to SFO. After landing in NJ, we board The Explorer of The Seas. Two days of cruising and our first stop is Berumda. It is there, on 6/7 at approximately 10:30am, that the "glory days" are over. I just hope I don't faint, wearing a black tux for a beach wedding.

The worst part is...No bachelor party! I don't even have a best man. All my friends backed out at the last minute. Talk about going out on a low point...:mad:


congrats wonner... and bermuda is a lovely place.

and yea don't forget the tux pix later

Bermuda is pretty awesome... pick up some rolex's and bring em back to sell stateside...

an old friend of mine is getting married in a few weeks... this has to be done...

www.nomarriage.com

Bermuda is pretty awesome... pick up some rolex's and bring em back to sell stateside...

an old friend of mine is getting married in a few weeks... this has to be done...

www.nomarriage.com

Heh:

"A modern western woman is raised to become an awful wife. Nothing can be done about it; the problems are in her head and they are 100% incurable and only get worse the more you are with her."

"I just don't want my children to be raised by a modern western woman, whom I view as a selfish parasite."

. . .

I find it amusing that it says "it should be in the Bible, under the Psalms..." at the end of the FAQ. The Bible does have something, next to Psalms, called Proverbs, chapter 31 is of particular importance I believe . . .

nomarriage.com MUST be posted in any marriage related thread... its in the Geneva Convention...

though i forgot to wish my best to the man... bermuda is an awesome place to go for something like that.

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i125/W0NNER/DSC00215.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i125/W0NNER/DSC00217.jpg

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i125/W0NNER/DSC00224.jpg

damn, that's stunning, couldn't ask for a better place to get married. Hope you enjoyed yourself ;)

awesome, congratulations :)

Agreed. Awesome location.

How did you find it though? I mean, was it suggested by somebody else/a company, or were you guys just walking along the beach and one went "Huh... I like this spot. Honey, what do you think?"

Either or, grats and grats!

The place and time was determined by our Royal Caribbean wedding planner.

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i125/W0NNER/DSC00214.jpg

BTW, the guy in the pink shorts was our Scottish priest, Duncan. :roll:

Cooooooooonnnnnngraaats!

Very nice! :D

Congratulations, Ma'am.

Congratulations, Wonner!!! What an awesome place to tie the knot!!

Congats Wonnski! Good luck!

HEY! This is a thread about Wonners wedding NOT religion......Stop the derailing please...

Thank you Herschel.

And it's none of your fucking business how I paid for it. I paid $18k for the ring and we made these arrangements a year ago. We got a sweet-ass Owner's Suite too. But that was a year ago, before I got laid off.

Was it hot out there?

It looked hot in that Tux

Congrats, sorry I only think about wearing a suit in the Hot sun.....just me.

The place and time was determined by our Royal Caribbean wedding planner.

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i125/W0NNER/DSC00214.jpg

BTW, the guy in the pink shorts was our Scottish priest, Duncan. :roll:

You'll be played by owen wilson in the movie, just a heads up.

You'll be played by owen wilson in the movie, just a heads up.

I was thinking more along the lines of Seth Rogan.


http://www.evilbeetgossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/seth_rogan.jpg

Congrats again wonner.

Finally got to have sex with her eh?

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a289/Alex-7/hitlertime9xc2uo.gif

Sex? She told me not until our 1st anniversary. She showed me her boobies to consummate the marriage.

Sweet! Both of them?

Talk about fast women.

The place and time was determined by our Royal Caribbean wedding planner.

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i125/W0NNER/DSC00214.jpg

BTW, the guy in the pink shorts was our Scottish priest, Duncan. :roll:

is it me, or does the middle table look like a white wolf?

Congrats Wonner

Here are the professional proofs. They want $750 for all the pics here plus a CD with all of them on it. The word 'rip-off' comes to mind....


http://tweweddingphotography.com/sweetandfrech/

Who's the one with the short black hair?

Here are the professional proofs. They want $750 for all the pics here plus a CD with all of them on it. The word 'rip-off' comes to mind....


http://tweweddingphotography.com/sweetandfrech/

Does the price come with lube??

And the dogtable?

Who's the one with the short black hair?

Yeah no shit! She is hot! I love that tat.


http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/amishboy/o9iy.jpg

Yeah she is. Is she single? Located in CA? I'm moving to AZ soon, hook us up!

Chin straps + Weddings= ......

Yeah she is. Is she single? Located in CA? I'm moving to AZ soon, hook us up!

She is my wife's niece. She is single, lives in SF, half Chinese and a old school goth. I'll find more pics if you want.

www.myspace.com/rachelminkey

Goth and she shoots!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/amishboy/l_01382125866af7cb8005bf1f89fa3a25.jpg

^ Oh my god i'm in love.

half asian goths that shoot guns?

uhhh....

I like the weird ones. You should see the girls at the Rainbow. I can't even hardly control myself there.