Cosby
11-05-2003, 07:51 AM
Bill Clinton started jogging near his new home in
Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same street corner,
day after day. With some apprehension he would
brace himself as he approached her for what was
most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued
for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to
accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging
couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and
Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing
on all his past outings. He realized he should
have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them
past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive
than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill
tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched
the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See
what you get for five bucks?"
Chappaqua. But on each run, he happened to jog
past a hooker standing on the same street corner,
day after day. With some apprehension he would
brace himself as he approached her for what was
most certainly to follow.
"Fifty dollars!" she would shout from the curb.
"No. Five dollars!" fired back Clinton.
This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued
for days. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"
He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"
One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to
accompany her husband on his jog. As the jogging
couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill
realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and
Hillary would wonder what he'd really been doing
on all his past outings. He realized he should
have a darn good explanation for the junior Senator.
As they jogged into the turn that would take them
past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive
than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. Bill
tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched
the pair jog past.
Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See
what you get for five bucks?"