Destroying the Earth is harder than you may have been led to believe.

You've seen the action movies where the bad guy threatens to destroy the Earth. You've heard people on the news claiming that the next nuclear war or cutting down rainforests or persisting in releasing hideous quantities of pollution into the atmosphere threatens to end the world.

Fools.

The Earth was built to last. It is a 4,550,000,000-year-old, 5,973,600,000,000,000,000,000-tonne ball of iron. It has taken more devastating asteroid hits in its lifetime than you've had hot dinners, and lo, it still orbits merrily.

To begin to see the list, click the below link:
http://www.livescience.com/technology/10ways_destroyearth.html

I think I'll just sit around and twiddle my thumbs.

There is a big difference between the earth being destroyed, and raping the earth enough that it is unlivable for us.

Rape. Pillage. Plunder.

Uh, if the world was created 6000 years ago, just where did all those dinosaur fossils and all those kinds of things come from exactly?

Keeping the strangelet stable is incredibly difficult once it has absorbed the stabilizing machinery, but creative solutions may be possible.

I'll have to get started on that......

Yes, the earth is a mere 6000 years old. God put the fossils of 65 million year old monsters to test us and make us look stupid so he could laugh. Anyway... When people say "end of the world" we tend to mean/think the end of us or worse, life. Certainly the physical earth would just keep sitting and spinning.

Actaully, YZF is right. The earth IS only ~6000 years old. The reason he gives is wrong, however. We get 65 million year carbon dates because the Flying Spaghetti Monster is changing the scientists results with His Noodly Appendage. If the earth is to be destroyed, its up to The FSM. RAmen.

Raaaaaaaaaaaamen.

Raaaaaaaaaaaamen.

and eggs!

guess again
Right, how could I be so stupid. The earth stays perfectly still (including YZF) and everything in the universe spins around it!

Oh and Steel, :lmfao:

So, you have discovered everything by yourself that you believe in. You have been told nothing? You just happen to be in the .01% of people in the know and 99.99% of people including some great minds are all wrong?

clearly, you understand absolutely nothing about radio dating


Clearly, you understand absolutely nothing about his Noodlyness, The Flying Spaghetti Monster. As I stated before, the only reason that scientists get the results that they do is because His Noodlyness wills it, changing the results to fit the hypothesis that our puny human brains think up with His Noodly Appendage.

A world filled with fools.

Any limitations and inconsistencies are the direct result of a touch from His Noodly Appendage.

if the dinosuars are truly "65 million years" old, how is it that dinosuar soft tissue, "flexible and resilient, and when stretched, returns to its original shape” has been found inside T-rex bone? and C-14 dating, using to date such organic material, NOT rocks, indicates a young age for the non-permineralized remains

you only know what you've been told

so...do tell....where is the information about the C-14 results? I notice that both you and AiG lack this information.....

I'd steamroll you in any debate on radio dating and it's limitations/inconsistencies

he who exalts himself will be humbled....

You can't argue with YZF because even if you win, he will run you over like an M1 tank!

HE'S A FUCKING M1 TANK!!!

Everyone run for the hills!

http://www.nyu.edu/classes/siva/archives/fsm_1.jpg

Prove me wrong.

"run to the hills....run for your lives"

always loved that tune

http://www.musikmarkt-wiesbaden.de/images/Iron-Maiden-Run-To-The-Hills-729.jpg

K, time for me to chime in again.

Where did all the oil under all the rock come from, did god just build a valve and pump it all in there. If he is there proof is easy, find the oil valve done.

Next where are these quotes about carbon dating coming from, I won't believe any garbage you copy and pasted off the internet and don't cite respectable authors.

Thirdly where the hell did pastafarian com from, didn't even know about the shit till I saw it posted somewhere a few weeks ago now the shits everywhere.

And fourth, how did the oil/coal get turn into diamonds so damn quick, it would definately take more than 6000 years to do that shit.

Cite your sources, and what conditions are these synthetic diamonds created under and how long does it take them to be formed.

nah, to hell with that I don't got the time and mainly the energy to be arguing religion against bible thumpers. so I'll just go one believing in science and evolution and let you live in your fantasy world

Fools. The FSM put the oil and diamonds under the earths crust when he created the world with a touch of His Noodly Appendage.

Any data, sources, or arguments that state otherwise are simply wrong, because the FSM planted them there. I'm beginning to wonder if YZF isn't actaully a prophet of The FSM, planted here to try to make us believe the wrong thing, or distract us from the truth (The FSM is whimsical like that).

Yes. The FSM knows all.

If it says: Loosen bolt and remove caliper, its that simple. It will not take you thirty minutes and the biggest breaker bar money can buy to get the bolt loose, and the caliper will not be seized on to the brake pad.

how dare u mock his noodlyness by refering His name to a factory service manual?

yourself included, I think I might be starting to have faith in the FSM and his noodliness

little 19 year old Canadians are hazadous to civilization

"Sebastian Klemonauer"?

only in Canada

You make a lot of generalizations about my country. I don't do the same every time some yank smears himself with his own shit and runs around a department store, proclaiming that he is a human fudgecicle.

Just how am I hazardous to the civilization you ignorant ass. You're the one who won't open his eyes to science. And I'd much rather be a Canadian, do you really think the rest of the world hates you guys for absolutely no reason, or that its just out of spite. Just look at yourself, another american who won't let the religious war end hmmm I wouldn't have seen that coming.

I didn't hear about that one
yupp, it happened.

Whatever man, enjoy your living in your little protected box, and fwiw if Iran is actually gonna start bombing anywhere just where do you think the first bombs will be going? Let me tell you this it sure as shit won't be canada.

the rest of the world lacks the balls to recognize we're at war with Islamic fascism, and Canada is a breeding ground for limp wristed liberal thinkers

Our contributions in Afghanistan count for nothing then?

obviously, there are exceptions, but overall it's a very liberal country

maybe when Iran drops a nuke on you, you'll wise up

I question what you actually know about Canada. Our current Prime Minister was actually in favour (note the proper use of the letter "u") of going to war with Iraq.

Without looking it up, can you name our PM?

I'd argue that you are one of a very small few Americans who know his name.

Our contributions in Afghanistan count for nothing then?



I question what you actually know about Canada. Our current Prime Minister was actually in favour (note the proper use of the letter "u") of going to war with Iraq.

Without looking it up, can you name our PM?
I would not know your PM's name. Who is the president of canada? :bigthumb:

it's the French roots, you guys can't help it, ha

Considering that dreadseb lives in Alberta, a province in which the Conservative party won every single riding, I'm not sure what that has to do with anything.

The problem is that the Liberal party was in power for far too long.

I would not know your PM's name. Who is the president of canada? :bigthumb:
lol

good ol'czar

If the french comment was pointed at me I don't have a drop of french blood in me.

Whatever man, enjoy your living in your little protected box, and fwiw if Iran is actually gonna start bombing anywhere just where do you think the first bombs will be going? Let me tell you this it sure as shit won't be canada.

America's proximity might cause us some problems though.

Yeah, thats true hopefully they'll realize how many of their own people are living here though lol.

Okay, YZF needs another ban. A permanent one.

Who's with me?