David M. Bresnahan
April 1, 2006
www.NewsWithViews.com
Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws. I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox,
that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting
the following:


1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and
history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of
the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower
down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag
decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all the things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico. I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail
hunting with your V.P. Thank you so much for your kind help.

redneck.... but damn true.

yeah, I have an email similar to that.

I'd love to see how that would pan out though.

Straight up... With the ridiculous bullshit that's happening in our society today... someone has to stand up at some point and say FUCK YOU to the idiots.

Honestly, I'm getting tired of the bullshit.

IF MEXICO IS SO FUCKING GREAT... WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO THROUGH A TRIATHLON TO GET HERE? YOU AREN'T AN AMERICAN CITIZEN. YOUR OPINION, BY LAW, DOES NOT MATTER.

Ya know, a lot of hispanic immigrants, illegal or not, come through Mexico from South American countries where the democratically elected leaders were assassinated by US-backed guerrillas who then formed brutal dictatorships, causing the people to want to flee for a better life.

Ironic, no?