http://www.rx7club.com/showthread.php?t=615095&page=1&pp=40

i think im part poser / knowsitallbetter with a dash of dookie

what type are you?

I dont have access to that site nor I want to. I lose.

looks like they forgot nazi-mod

They don't have my type:

Religously Minded: This type believes they have a prime directive from a supreme being to defend and promote the Gospel message. Mainly ignores other threads because they don't have anything to do with the ministry of Jesus Christ. Probably likely to argue until blue in the face about the existence of God.

I dont have access to that site nor I want to. I lose.

This one's for the misfits :D



Types of people on the forum...
A list of the types of people I've seen on this forum (more to come I'm sure).

Badspeeler
The Badspeeler is one we all know and love. He has intelligence equivalent to that of a 3rd grade special needs student. His typing makes no sense, often words cannot be deciphered, and when questioned about what in the crap he's talking about his response is usually full of hostility, flaming, and more bad speeling.

DoO-kie
The DoO-kie exists at an intellectual level which is so high as to require a special clearance to participate. DoO-kies are very hard headed and pass all their time trying to convince other hard headed DoO-kies that my dookie doesn't smell, but that of other DoO-kies would gag a maggot. For any given topic the same left side DoO-kies will flame and harass the right side DoO-kies while the right side DoO-kies do the same to the left. Few problems are ever solved and even fewer minds are ever changed, but they do produce a lot of DoO-kie.

Driftard
This is the person who will tell you that the reason you don't see drivers use the drifting technique in professional racing is because professional race drivers are not talented enough to pull it off. Though professional drivers with years of experience are not talented enough, Driftards in their clapped out crap boxes are talented enough to do it every Saturday night in their local K-Mart parking lot. They will also tell you they are very good at it.

Flamer
Take a Knowsitall and a Knowsitbetter and add a little more arrogance and you'll have the Flamer. The Flamer likes to claim they know everything about everything known to man, and more. He will often post in every thread he possibly can, telling everyone in the thread how they are stupid and wrong about everything. The Flamer thinks everyone likes him because he's such a badass, but in reality they all want him to die. He does not confine himself to one section of the forum as he feels all sections, most often the lounge, need his expertise.

Gaugaholic
This is the guy who has enough gauges inside his car that he could monitor the power grid of the entire east coast. Gaugaholics are often found stopped at green lights staring at their gauges or shouting "Oh my God the temperature gauge moved! I need to pull over right now, shut down the engine and grab the fire extinguisher!"

Imgonna
The Imgonna is the guy who has to start a new thread everytime he has something he feels everyone should know. The Imgonna for some reason finds it impossible to post more than one reply into one of his threads; he must always start a new one. "I am going to buy a sequential 6 speed JDM transmission next week." A couple days later "I am going to buy a new body kit in a month. I'll post pics when it's done." After the body kit is done a new thread "Here is the body kit I just bought". A week after that "The 6 speed JDM transmission I was going to buy is all sold out." Thank you. Tomorrow I'm going to read the newspaper and make a sandwich. I just thought you should know.

JDMophobe
The JDMophobe will tell you that everything from Japan is the best. JDM cars are better, JDM tuners are better, JDM parts are better, JDM ashtrays are better etc. The JDMophobe insists that the Japanese are smarter then dumb Westerners and are able to master things that Westerners are just too dense to understand. Nevermind that the Japanese also live in fear of a sea dwelling, fire breathing prehistoric reptile rising from the ocean at any moment to stomp out Tokyo.

Killer
This is the guy who thinks every car on the road is trying to race him. He'll tell you all about how he turned his nitrous on and killed the local Mr. Chu's Chinese Food delivery car. Then the Killer spotted a Lamborghini coming up behind him on the highway. After getting the Lamborghini to race the Killer pulls 10 car lengths on the Lamborghini and declares victory. The Killer insists the Lamborghini ran for all it was worth and then ran from the highway. It's not true that the Lambo was in fact slowing down so as not to miss the exit, it was fleeing from the embarrassment dealt to it at the hands of the Killer.

Knowsitall
The guy who needs help doing major work on his car and yet has no idea what the heck he is doing. When the Knowsitall asks about his TCS and instructions are given the Knowsitall will ask "Where's the TCS?" When it's offered that if the Knowsitall doesn't know where the TCS is maybe he shouldn't be working on it the Knowsitall is offended and insists he knows what he's doing and can handle it. So you tell the Knowsitall he'll need a wrench to get the TCS off. The Knowsitall's next post is "What's a wrench? I searched and couldn't find a picture of one. I have a hammer. Will that work?"

Knowsitbetter
The Knowsitbetter is somewhat similar to the Knowsitall but the Knowsitbetter's expertise deals with one very specific topic. If someone mentions a rare part from some obscure magazine of 9 years ago, the Knowsitbetter will reply with a full page post which includes scans of the old magazine along with fuzzy Bigfoot or Lochness Monster type pictures of the part.

Lounge Rat
This is the person who in every Lounge thread will point out that this topic was once discussed 4 years ago but the original poster has since contracted herpes and died, most likely from too much PIIDB. Lounge Rats often resent having to obey any rules which favor decency and cry about persecution after another Lounge Rat was banned for posting the same nude pic of Ms. Teen Pimply Butt for the third time. The Lounge Rat's pinnacle of hope is Thong Thursday. Lounge Rats feel that their numbers demand respect and attention. Everyone points and laughs at them.

Moderator
These are the people who for no good reason spend time trying to keep all the others from overrunning the forum. A Moderator's main goal is to prevent the others from banding together in numbers great enough to stage a coup d'etat and blow up the forum. You know the Moderators have done a good job when everyday you return and find the forum has in fact not blown up.

Moreposter
The Moreposter posts in any thread, frequently giving his seal of approval by answering with nothing but a smiley face. Many times more than once within the same thread. The Moreposter manages to build a startling number of posts in a short period of time, but nobody can think of anything of consequence the Moreposter has ever offered.

Netposer
This is the guy who doesn't understand much of anything but has found he can improve his standing among the Rotard herd by shilling out 10 year old information which incorporates color picture thingies. Often his website address will appear in his sig which is certain to appear in every single post
the Netposer has ever made, most likely in colorful text. Netposer's rank very highly in the world of Knowsitalls.

Notacent
The Notacent is the guy who doesn't have enough money to pay this month's rent. Frequently the Notacents are found in the classifieds section. They're easy to spot. The typical Notacent post will go something like this: "I have this such and such turbo on my car right now and I don't want to sell it but I thought I would post an ad so people can make offers on it". The hope of the Notacent is that some goober will offer too much money for an old junk part. When that happens the Notacent will take your money but not remove the part from his car because that would leave his car down. Instead the Notacent uses your money to pay his rent and over the next few weeks or months the Notacent will attempt to scrape up enough money to refund you. Thankfully there are not many goobers in the classifieds section who are dumb enough to fall for this so often the Notacent must donate blood, sell a kidney or live at the bus station where he has no internet connection. We all win.

Parthore
This is the guy who has bought every single mod available for his car because it makes his car better than yours. Unfortunately the Parthore's car is always in pieces in his garage and he never gets to drive it. Rest assured it will kick your car's ass though. The Parthore will pay $300 for a set of spark plug wires just because the $300 wires are a hell of a lot more expensive than the ones on your car. When asked why he will inform you that though the $300 wires look and perform exactly like the ones on your car, you have to pay more money for quality.

Poser
This is the guy who will tell you all about how his new shiny coilovers work so spectacularly on the racetrack because he drove around a racetrack once during his town's county fair. Since then he only drives to his job at Burgerworld and can't afford to pay for an entire tank of gas, but his experience and expertise is held in high regard by others who also dream of shiny new coilovers.

Rotard
The guy who knows the rotary engine is the most wonderful thing man has ever invented. The only reason the rotary gets poorer gas mileage, overheats and is prone to blowup when compared to a piston motor is because the piston motor has enjoyed more development. The Rotard has many theories as to why auto manufacturers and racing sanctioning bodies have torpedoed the rotary engine, most of them stemming from the fact that everyone is jealous of the rotary's special powers. Given a little funding the rotard would single-handedly redesign the rotary with new materials and surface coatings which Mazda was too stupid to think of in 40 years of development and dominate the internal combustion world. The pinnacle of Rotard pride is some Mazda car that won some race over 15 years ago.

Rotorgal
The rare female. Rotorgals never travel in the company of other Rotorgals and are easily spotted by looking for the pack of slobbering Posers and Rotards which follow them. The Rotorgals like the attention and enjoy their stay while the Posers and Rotards whisper to eachother about how they will PIIDB the Rotorgal. Their plans are most often foiled when Mom won't let them stay out late on Saturday.

Rotorgod
This is the guy who rebuilds engines on his kitchen table under a single light bulb, usually with parts from other engines he has already blown up. He has many years of experience, all of it from engines he built which blew up. The Rotorgod insists he is smarter than Mazda or any other engine builder and will tell you all about his latest secret apex seal spring coating he invented which will make the motor last twice as long. Then the motor blows up.

Searchie
The Searchie begins every thread with "I searched but I couldn't find it". You can rest assured everytime a Searchie is involved two things have happened. First, the Searchie never searched or he would have found something. Second, the Searchie is not smart enough to figure out how the search thingy works or he would have found something. This means any answer offered to the Searchie will most likely not be understood anyhow. Never post answers to Searchies. It's a waste of time.

Slick Willy
This is the guy who lives in Singapore. Nobody has ever seen, met or done business with him but he'll give you a screaming deal on a JDM front clip. You just have to wire transfer him money. In advance. The JDMophobes insist the three people Slick Willy ripped off last week was all a misunderstanding.

Slut
This is someone seeking attention. Usually the slut will begin a thread with something like "Let's see pictures of red cars with gold wheels!" This is merely
an excuse for the Slut to post pics of his own red car with gold wheels. When it's pointed out to the Slut that there are many threads with pics of red cars with gold wheels the Slut feigns Searchie-ness.

Trihumper
This is the guy who will tell you all about the 3 rotor car he's going to build, but right now he drives a clapped out crap box. His desktop includes a giant picture of a 3 rotor car spitting flames from the exhaust and his cellphone ringtone sounds like a nitrous injected weed whacker. He can tell you the names of everyone in the US who has built a 3 rotor car. The Trihumper spends his time researching information before building the baddest 3 rotor the planet has ever seen. Even though he doesn't own a 3 rotor engine, nor can he afford to even buy spark plugs for one, you'll find him in every thread which mentions "3 rotor". The Trihumper has saved every 3 rotor picture known to man.

Flamer
Take a Knowsitall and a Knowsitbetter and add a little more arrogance and you'll have the Flamer. The Flamer likes to claim they know everything about everything known to man, and more. He will often post in every thread he possibly can when on the forum telling everyone in the thread how they are stupid and wrong about everything. The Flamer thinks everyone likes him because he's such a badass, but in reality they all want him to die. He does not confide himself to one section of the forum, he feels all sections, and most often the lounge, needs his expertise.

Badspeeler
The Badspeeler is one we all know and love. He has the intelligence equivalent to that of a 3rd grade special needs student. His typing makes no sense, often words cannot be deciphered, and when questioned about what in the crap he's talking about his response is usually full of hostility, flaming, and more bad speeling.

They don't have my type:

Religously Minded: This type believes they have a prime directive from a supreme being to defend and promote the Gospel message. Mainly ignores other threads because they don't have anything to do with the ministry of Jesus Christ. Probably likely to argue until blue in the face about the existence of God.

+1, xept for the blue in the face part.

Plenty of badspeelers out there. We have an overabundance of loungerats here, but it is The Forum Lounge. I would say I could be most of those at some ponit in time but not any one covers me comepletely

I am a slut irl

http://redwing.hutman.net/%7Emreed/
better

Badspeeler
The Badspeeler is one we all know and love. He has intelligence equivalent to that of a 3rd grade special needs student. His typing makes no sense, often words cannot be deciphered, and when questioned about what in the crap he's talking about his response is usually full of hostility, flaming, and more bad speeling.


That about sums me up.