I must have gotten a nasty case of food poisoning last night. Starting at 1:20 am every hour I would have to get up, dry heave and drop a load of brown water. It was clockwork, every time I saw 2:20, 3:20, 4:20 etc I was head first in the toilet. I think I lost a full gallon of water last night, and that’s no exaggeration. So its 70F outside right now and I'm dressed like I'm in the fuckin arctic with my lower back and legs on fire and a big cup of tea :bigthumb:

Who gives a damn right? Well I wouldn't car most days but I've got a *"date" in a few hours and she just called me to make sure I'm going. I'm feeling pretty much normal now except for my legs and back. Does anyone know a good way to get rid of that nasty acid that’s in the mussel? I'm rubbing my legs and walking around to get the flow going and that seems to help.

*I hesitate to call it a date because every time I look forward to something the shit hits the fan**, case in point

**Thank god that didn't actually happen, but my first bottle of water came right back up with a force I couldn’t hold back, and got some of my stuff wet.

go, and be man enough to post the story about how you shit yourself once you get back

Aww, don’t need to be like that Queen. I've still got enough love for ya, no need to feel left out.

My legs don’t hurt anymore, but now I’ve got a nasty case of the hiccups :banghead:

Drink some Gatorade. Anytime you experience vomiting and diarrhea, you lose electrolytes and become dehydrated. Seriously, get some Gatorade.

Take some laxatives. Right now the virus is gearing up to fight anti-bodies, it's epecting medicine. What you've got to do is throw it for a loop and take something that it isn't prepared for. Trust me, some laxatives would clear that baby right up.

And eat lots of fibers.

Eat General Tso's Chicken. It'll help get everything out of your system. Also drink some Ginger Ale.

I had the same thing, at about the same time.

Couldn't even keep water down.

I got some shots to help me sleep and to stop the nausea.

Pedialite is great, but tastes foul. Gatorade is the way to go.

Now I just have "rolling migraines"

I dont really like taking drugs to stop whats happening with my body, I figure my body knows best. I did buy some Gatorade yesterday and have been sipping on liquids. My brother got the same thing but he didn't have the violent purge that I did, and he's still sick.

Tofu: Those migraines are probly from lack of fluid, just keep sipping that gatorade buddy, we can get through this! :grouphug:

Nah, I drank a ton of it and was still having it.

I took 2 Zomig and they didn't do squat, so I took 4 Advil (800mg total) and now the pain is gone :)

so did you shit yourself?

I don't care who you are, there's no recovering from shitting yourself on the first date.

What if you date like a retirement home nurse?

Sorry to disapoint Queen. But short of being a bit on the bland side I was my usual, shit free, self.

so did you shit yourself?

I know Batman likes to see asians doing black dudes...

Are we now finding out that Queen is into scat?

Just tell us you shit yourself and make everyone happy

Just tell us you shit yourself and make everyone happy

:stupid::yesnod:

don't disappoint us, rodney

alright alright, lets see here....

While bowling I went to go toss the ball and put a little to much effort into it and shit myself. I waddled myself into the bathroom and tossed my underwear and spent the rest of the night comando.

Good enough or do I need to put in a little more effort?

alright alright, lets see here....

While bowling I went to go toss the ball and put a little to much effort into it and shit myself. I waddled myself into the bathroom and tossed my underwear and spent the rest of the night comando.

Good enough or do I need to put in a little more effort?

That made me chuckle enough to make it feel plausible.

Now to edit the thread a bit and post it all over the net :)

At least I get to go down in history...