• Barry White tunes
• A few stiff drinks
• A dozen oysters
• Promises, promises
• A little skin
• Manolo Blahniks
• Backrubs
• Perfume
• Money
• A diamond engagement ring

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10 inches LOL

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10 inches gets you horny? alright...

10 inches gets you horny? alright...

It was the only smart ass answer I could think of.

Blow jobs.

Whiskey.

Unperpotionaly large boobs.

Fresh breath.

Arian ancestry.

A 'lil bit of prudishness at first.

Good vocabulary.

Independance.

nice clothes (Target and old navy are bad)

Mother that passes tha fly swatter test.

http://www.fugly.com/images/fugly/2000/20001207/fugly20001207.jpg

I thought we were talking about what we use on women.

Oh.

yeah we are.

I don't know if I have 10 things but here is an arranged date that I want to end in sex.

1. Dinner at an outdoor place. Somthing fairly casual but in an upscale part of town

2. Nothing gets them wetter than live blues. So we go to one of my top 4 blues bars.

3. I get her taking some shot she likes while which I drink with her. Then playfully interject that we've been drinking her choice all evening, its my turn to call a drink. order up a couple jack or makers manhattans. After she drinks 1-2 manhattans, the deal is already sealed.

3. Conitnue drinking and showing her I'm not afraid to drop some money.

4. Now after evening of alcohol and really suggestive lyrics, she's ready to go fuck. If we get back to my place, and I feel she isn't ready, i'll play a little guitar or some music and have a few more drinks on the patio.

I havent seen a double post in years.

I havent seen a double post in years.

fixed bithc. I'm still fucking up the internet trying to use this dman apple.

Unperpotionaly...Goddamnit, I just spit Coke all over my keyboard... :roll:

Will you quit making up new words? We've already got a dictionary full of perfectly good ones. :bigthumb:

I'm not a very good speller.

I'm not a very good speller.

Technically this was piss poor english as well.

I do not spell very well.

Did you have trouble understanding my post?

Did you have trouble understanding my post?not at all.

With a little attention I can be a mediocre speller at best.

What I used to get the ladies:

Charm
Whit
and my special drink: vodka, pineapple, and a pinch of rohypnol.

Then she is ready for a night of fun.

smuckin fart...........

I thought we were talking about what we use on women.

yeah we are.

Well seriously I guess I never tried very hard. I guess I can't come up with 10.

I just made sure I had a bath and clean cloths and a bunch of money. Oh and if I didn't have a good car at the time take one of my parents.

What I used to get the ladies:

Charm
Whit
and my special drink: vodka, pineapple, and a pinch of rohypnol.

Then she is ready for a night of fun.
:bigthumb:

hmmm...I use the following on my victims:
1. 10ft. rope
2. some ductape
3. a blindfold
4. some rohypnol