sup peoples... i am posting this cause i need money bad.. heres the deal...

I will come to your house and beat your ass for you... you will pay for my trip to your house or wherever you stay... you will pick me up and then we will go to your house where i will beat the s### out of yo ass.... you can't hit me or touch me or do any tricky moves... all you will do is stand there and let me beat the s### out of you... i will beat the s### out of you until you tell me to stop... after i'm done you will pay for my trip back home... 1st you will give me a hug.... and i will be on my way home... NO TRICKY MOVES!...

the bid is starting out at $5... Bidders this is a JOKE.. so Bid with confidence. OK! enjoy! &nbsp;<img src="http://www.spartanburgracing.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

Hmm......I saw an ass beating similar to this for sale on e-bay once, except his started at only $1

how about .. ill pay you to blow up some ones house.. car.. apt.. cat dog.. ?. 10 bucks.. what do ya say

hahah nice..... but nah no deal i will only beat your ass... if the person that your wanting me to blow up wants to pay me to kick his/her ass i will do it... $5

and punter im just trying to make money here SHHHHH..... hahaha <img src="http://www.spartanburgracing.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

hmm u should try the male whore job, it worked for me... how did yall think i got all my mods?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! &nbsp;LMAO @ Luis!!! &nbsp;thats great man! &nbsp;<img src="http://www.spartanburgracing.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

thats the best thing ive found on the internet today!

I mean jsut think about it... &nbsp;all my mods at the same time?

hey your maybe right...... maybe becoming a jiggalo isn't so bad eh.. &nbsp;<img src="http://www.spartanburgracing.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/confused.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt='???'>

comon people BID!!!! sum1s got to be having a BAD ASS DAY!!! help me out here lolz &nbsp;<img src="http://www.spartanburgracing.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/wink.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=';)'> &nbsp;hey i'll even buy you ice cream after i beat your ass.... comon is that nice or what? &nbsp;<img src="http://www.spartanburgracing.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

Why don't u get a job like any normal human being, that way u get money every week. I don't know anyone who's dkumb enough to stand and let someone kick there ass, certainly not me.

it was just a joke micheal, i think hes doing a copy cat of the infamous Ebay ass kicking thing. &nbsp;it was pretty much the same thing, but im sure it got removed. &nbsp;there was another one that a girl put up. &nbsp;she wanted like 50k to give up her virginity, i think it was posted on here?? &nbsp;clint put i up i believe. &nbsp;it was pretty sad...

im working my ass off, and i still have no money, sucks for me... &nbsp;i think ill head luis's route! <img src="http://www.spartanburgracing.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/smile.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':)'>

o, otay. <img src="http://www.spartanburgracing.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'>

it works im telling ya ... but there was a problem back when i used to do it, cuz if it was a hot girl who would call then i would sometimes do my job for free oh well.

yeah like ken says itz just a joke i was just bored one morning and just thought of ebay and i was like hmm lets do this... and i dont got a job i live off my dad he pays for everything i have..... &nbsp;<img src="http://www.spartanburgracing.com/cgi-bin/ikonboard/iB_html/non-cgi/emoticons/biggrin.gif" border="0" valign="absmiddle" alt=':D'> &lt;--lucky kid lolz