The 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt
better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my
child. What do you think about that?


The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said,
"I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a
season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he
accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When
he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream.
He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver
fell dead. What do you think of that?"


The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."


The doctor replied, "My point exactly."



A businessman got on an elevator in a building. When he entered
the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted
him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only). He smiled at her and
replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only). She looked at him, puzzled,
and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by
answering, "S-H-I-T."


The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a
quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T." The blonde finally decided to
explain things and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness
It's Friday, get it?" The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's
Thursday."

I swear I get a good laugh everytime I visit this site :D