discuss. had a few in the QX4 and MPV. so i was driving n the QX4 with my mom in the passenger seat going through a 6 lane road (3 west and 3 east). so im on the left lane and i decide to switch to the middle lane. im turning into the middle lane and all of a sudden i looked at my mirror and saw a POS asshole (lotsa bling bling. an ordinary new york iltanian guy) in a white hyndai Santa Fe. he was coming in fast from the lane farthest to the right also trying to swerve into the middle lane. i quickly turned the wheel left to aviod being hit by this basturd. so then he pulls into the middle lane and hes right next to me. he had his window down and i had the passenger window up (a/c on), he cusses and gives me the fingure. i switched to the middle lane right behind him, he mustve saw so he slammed on his brake, so did i to aviod him. i had a few heavy boxes in the back and i was about 2ft from hitting his bumper. my mother bitches at me and tells me to ignore him. he switches to the left lane and all of a sudden he swerves back to the middle lane and cuts me off again. i lean on the horn. again he slams on the brakes and again im 1-ft from his bumper. so guess what. the road turns into a highway right after an intersection. he switches back to the left lane and im stil;l on the middle. we stop at a red light next to eachother w/o any cars ahead of us. he givesme the fingure and cusses, so do i. i knew he was gona floor it and get ahead of me again when the light turns green. so...light turns green. i floor it, boom off we go. we all know the QX4 has the VQ35DE in it with a hell lota torque (240hp and 260?270lb-ft?). his hyndai with its crappy high pitch POS engine cant even keep up with the QX4. by the time i reach 50mph im already 2-3 cars ahead of him. owned :wiggle:

You "owned" him by getting punked down in front of your mother, then running away?

Not exactly anything near "owning"... but okay....

You "owned" him by getting punked down in front of your mother, then running away?

Not exactly anything near "owning"... but okay....

Up early arent we?

running away wtf are you talking about? what should i be doing? keep letting him cut me off and slamming his brake for no reason in front of me? sorry but im not like you, im not a wuss that lets some fat italian guy mess around with me because he didnt watch when he changed lanes.

running away wtf are you talking about? what should i be doing? keep letting him cut me off and slamming his brake for no reason in front of me? sorry but im not like you, im not a wuss that lets some fat italian guy mess around with me because he didnt watch when he changed lanes.
You know hes beating off right now watching you react to what he says.


I know because he sent me a webcam link :rasta:

wtf? webcam link?!

wtf? webcam link?!

Yah but his penis takes up so much of the screen ya cant see his face.

uh huh...didnt someone in the chat said his penis was 3.5 x 10?...
edit: btw its L x W.

WHNT TV 19 (http://www.whnt.com/Global/SearchResults.asp?qu=road+rage)

A guy rear ended him, he got out and "assaulted" the other driver and a passer-by who attempted to mediate.

HOLY SHIT! LMAO
you havent experienced any road rage incidents?

HOLY SHIT! LMAO
you havent experienced any road rage incidents?


Yeah, but none that became news worthy though.

Why do all the funny storys usually start with, My cousin from (insert southern state).....

Why do all the funny storys usually start with, My cousin from (insert southern state).....

Because most people won't tell funny (embarrassing) shit about themselves.

damnit...everybody is off topic

I was driving home one day already in a bad mood(wife) and i saw this guy in front of me brake checking/on the phone/ and swerving like hell. i went around him about 45 and he didnt like the fact that i snuck by him. later there was a 2 lane turn lane going right and he cut me off so close i swear he caused the scrath in the plastic in my bumper(f150). i pass the big licoln agian and he gets in the lane next to me. he looks like a dumber homeless version of al sharpton with really long graying hair. he says to me' what do you think your doin". i said " trying to get the fuck from behind your non-driving ass, get offthe cell phone and drive man... pay attetion. you almost hurt some people.
Dudesays " i can do what i want, its my road."
I was like... :slolaugh: and told him" ok then share your road better next time cause i dont give a fuck if i hit you now"
He proceeds to pull his 357 out and set it on the dash.

*time out*
for those o you who dont know me(everyone) i have a bit of a temper problem since middle school. i dont react very well to threats or unfair abuse. i tend to black out and not remember things at some points.

that bieng said, i snapped. i put my truck in park, got out and walked up to his car. all the while i kept hearing myself say as if in a dream..." so your gonna shoot me now? SO YOU think YOU are big enough to shot ME with that!!!!!!! he rolls up his window and i looked at the person in front of us that was trying to inch forward and get the light to change. i hit the window and started yelling agian but looked back at the guy in front of us. the look on his face at seeing me kind of calmed me down to the point where i just got back in my truck and called the cops and reported him. apparently he was wanted on some simlar charge or something cause i had to id him at the jail.

i will never forget the faces of the people in that intersection. there were looks that i have never evar seen before or since. i yelled at the guy in front of us some stuff about minding his own buisiness or something. it was a very bad moment but maybe that guy will think twice next time before pulling a gun on someone with extreme marital problems and no outlet for a few years. I am not proud of this but just was saying it to make a point. dont fuck around with people on the road because they might not car to licks about retaliating or even there lives. Yes i need medicine but it is to much fun bieng crazy inside. besides it only hppens in rare life threatening or someone elses life being endangered occasions.