just from a looks perspective.

Yellow.

http://www.excelsports.com/image/Fizik%20Arione%20Titanium%20Yellow-Chrome%20Saddle.jpg

http://www.bike24.net/images/products/p04543.jpg

what color is the bike?

Pick the top one... In black.

That's the closest you'll ever get...

Pick the top one... In black.

That's the closest you'll ever get...


:roll:

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Tom strikes again

Pick the top one... In black.

That's the closest you'll ever get...

So the black cock is actually a dick in size?


Red R1, the bike will be all yellow.

:op: Hahahaha. Tom is the man.

I'd say go with the center one.

I say go with a black seat. You don't want too much of the same color. Be a nice offset in color.

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

Tom strikes again
:werd: :rofl:

I've decided that i'll get the second one.

good choice. the second one has a nice package area

God forbid that i damage my dick vessels from biking.

God forbid that i damage my dick vessels from biking.
Oh c'mon little dude- suck it up.

Oh c'mon little dude- suck it up.

After viewing photographs of you, I dont feel comfortable with you calling anyone "little dude."

Get the black one. You're sweat will discoler the yellow and it will look disgusting after awhile.

How did you start this thread without me??

naw, they say that model is a color fast yellow.

I read up on it.

you better check the colors first, make sure you get it in JDM yellow. dont wanna look like an asshole do ya?

yeah, why have "fast yellow" when you can have "jdm yellow"

do they have carbon fiber ones too? those will take away at least 5 seconds in a quater mile run, lol

do they have carbon fiber ones too? those will take away at least 5 seconds in a quater mile run, lol

Making fun of ricers is funny, unless you're involved, shut up.

im hurt by that

After viewing photographs of you, I dont feel comfortable with you calling anyone "little dude."
Too bad. No one actually cares how you feel, now do they?
Now run along, little brain. Go play with your speak 'n spell (and try to pay attention this time).

Too bad. No one actually cares how you feel, now do they?
Now run along, little brain. Go play with your speak 'n spell (and try to pay attention this time).

I really hope you dont expect any "lollerskates" from that...

Very pathetic.

I really hope you dont expect any "lollerskates" from that...

Very pathetic.
No. I meant it.

*grabs cock and popcorn*

"little brain"....

I find this very insulting.

*grabs cock and dr. pepper*

u red states folks sure talk funny.

*grabs sammyich*

nothings happening. Boooo

This forum is like a soap opera.

"Will Tom pwn Zero? Or will Zero actually come up with a witty retort? Find out next week on 'Ill Streets of Our Lives'.

i just noticed that. and your absolutely correct.

God forbid that i damage my dick vessels from biking.

Exactly what I was going to say. Don't screw up your pucker muscle.

I can still remember first hearing about male impotence caused by biking.

This forum is like a soap opera.

"Will Tom pwn Zero? Or will Zero actually come up with a witty retort? Find out next week on 'Ill Streets of Our Lives'.

I'd vote for Tom, because the task of pwning Zero just isn't that hard....

Seriously....

^ Exactly. I'm reminded of my mother telling me never to make fun of the disadvantaged. But on the other hand, I'm reminded of Dad telling me to laugh at them mercilessly.

Ohhh Dear GOD, why am I conflicted so??

I can think of a scene from "there's something about mary."

^ Exactly. I'm reminded of my mother telling me never to make fun of the disadvantaged. But on the other hand, I'm reminded of Dad telling me to laugh at them mercilessly.

Ohhh Dear GOD, why am I conflicted so??

ahahahaha....

Are you serious? You're 50 years old, and sitting on a forum every single night post whoring. Cant entertain the wife any longer or what?

Here's why I own you:

1: You were too ignorant to do anything but join the military.
2: You're a backwoods redneck.
3: You're over 50 years old.

It has been proven time and time again that you arent intelligent, quit trying.

Thanks for playing, you're #5 on the "owned by zerocylinder on illstreet" list.

*snap* oh that's right... I'm just a hick. I could never aspire to become as witty, intelligible, successful and insightful as you.

And *sniff*, I guess 23 years with the same woman really shows just how incapable I am at pleasing women..

:jerkit:

Thank you, now take your place hippie.

The gap between a hick and a hippie is pretty wide.

A hippie would listen to your idle blather and nod without saying a word.

A hick would shove a tire iron up your ass, nail you to a tree and respond "What was that you said?"

Please feel free to note the distinction between the two and adjust your attempted flamage accordingly.

I thought married sex is about rolling over on top of her with a morning woody in semi-conscious state...

Hippie usually Liberal

Hick usually Conservative

I thought married sex is about rolling over on top of her with a morning woody in semi-conscious state...
Nah- she's gotta get busy fixing my damn breakfast.

*squats over frying pan and let's flow back become omelette*

*squats over frying pan and let's flow back become omelette*

ona roll today. :roll:

Putting something in my ass is on your mind again?..

As I said....you look like the stereotypical pedophile...

Now you want to put things up my ass...

You need help before this escalates into touching little boys...

Or has it already...poor tom's kids.

ona roll today. :roll:

yes............. my poison oak is not so bothersome today.

http://www.zanfel.com/testimonials/images/smeyers-photo1.jpg

^ bahahhaha

yes............. my poison oak is not so bothersome today.

http://www.zanfel.com/testimonials/images/smeyers-photo1.jpg


Damn that looks bad. I like to use rubbing alcohol. It hurts like hell for a second but it dries it out.

^ bahahhaha


I'm going to curse u to drive a cavalier for the rest of ur natural life.

I'm going to curse u to drive a cavalier for the rest of ur natural life.


Yeah then you will be cavalier owned like this guy. I bet that hurt.

http://67.19.177.10/newphotos/bad/bad175.jpg