BATMAN 08-04-2005, 12:08 PM I'll be going for 2 weeks near the end of Oct.
a couple days in Beijing and Hong Kong.
Most of the time will be in Shanghai.
How are the girls? I heard that they are pretty easy.
Also, what are the hot items to buy? Fake Rolex/Breitling/Omega?
Feel free to post photos of ur visit.
$100T2 08-04-2005, 12:30 PM Can you get me some sweatshop workers to make me some new Reeboks?
BATMAN 08-04-2005, 12:44 PM what size?
BATMAN 08-04-2005, 12:50 PM I've already got a few people wanting to give me $$$ for those faux watches.
aznpoopy 08-04-2005, 01:30 PM the only thing you need to buy is bottled water.
my cousin got food poisoning while she was there and had diarrhea for 2 weeks straight.
i on the other hand developed a terrible heat rash that was on the back on my arms, my face and my legs. not fun at all.
web777 08-04-2005, 01:30 PM You can get a bunch of pirated DVD's in HK.
DarkAngelKamui 08-04-2005, 01:32 PM Bring me back a copy of the Initial D movie :D
aznpoopy 08-04-2005, 01:33 PM it sucked, don't bother...
web777 08-04-2005, 01:34 PM Bring me back a bunch of porn movies.
clean85owner 08-04-2005, 01:41 PM Bring me back a bunch of knock-off shit.
BATMAN 08-04-2005, 02:46 PM what sorta knock off shit is good?
clean85owner 08-04-2005, 02:53 PM None of it, but it's cheap; and I can say I have some genuine Chinese shit.
BATMAN 08-04-2005, 02:59 PM Aside from the watches for the novelty of having one (or 2 or 3), I can't imagine anything else that I would need.
Besides, most shit are made in China anyways.
wonner 08-04-2005, 04:09 PM My roommate went to China and HK for a week, and he said all the girls that were real flirty were just prosti's looking for a john. He also said there was a good amount of white women in HK.
BATMAN 08-12-2005, 01:17 PM www.sex141.com got a list of asian hookers.
On another note, I like to find out what one should look for if one wants to bring in fake Brietlings, Rolex, and other faux products in.
I heard that if u declare all of it and they are under $1000 u should be fine.
As long as ur not trying to sell them. Giving gifts is fine with them.
ANy thoughts?
I don't want to hide this shit up my ass.
clean85owner 08-12-2005, 01:23 PM Mail it back to your house from China?
BATMAN 08-12-2005, 01:30 PM will that work?
clean85owner 08-12-2005, 01:41 PM People do it all the time. I'm sure that they have Fed Ex/UPS over there; so, just get a box, address it to your house, package it with plenty of packing, and mail away. Either have someone receive it for you, or just ship it in a manner to which you will recieve it by the time you get back home.
BATMAN 08-12-2005, 02:55 PM I like to get them on the plane so it gives me something to look at during that flight back home.
AmishBoy 08-12-2005, 03:31 PM I like to get them on the plane so it gives me something to look at during that flight back home.
Well mail some and carry some. Or I could mail you some porn to watch on your laptop on the ride back. You could join the Rosey Palm mile high club.
Oh and if you put them up your ass use a condom please. LOL
You are going to get me some right? Old buddy old friend :)
BATMAN 08-12-2005, 03:42 PM depends on how many I can push past my protesting sphincter.
AmishBoy 08-12-2005, 04:33 PM depends on how many I can push past my protesting sphincter.
Ok I will paypal you extra for that.
BATMAN 08-12-2005, 05:52 PM not picky about any particular model?
rodney87 08-12-2005, 07:17 PM Jade is dirt cheap over there, I got 10 Jade hearts for damn near nothing and used them as gifts when I got back. Just remember not to pay sticker price on anything, always haggle or you'll be the "stupid american". When your in HK look in the phone book, there was like 78 pages of prostitutes just under “massage”. As for the girls, HK might not be the best cause its got more of a big city, people from all over the world thing going on, while on mainland china all you need is to be over 5'2 and smile and you’ll be swimming in girls. To bad most of them have messed up teeth :dunno:
P.S If the smile doesn't work, try this "nide hen meli" it means "Your very pretty" and will make any girl there start giggling like a 3 year old. Trust me on that, it works.
aznpoopy 08-12-2005, 07:30 PM is that mandarin...? wtf?
nyde hen melly! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
rodney87 08-12-2005, 07:33 PM Yeah, mandarin. I dont know if I got the spelling right, I'm just kinda going from what it sounds like
aznpoopy 08-12-2005, 07:43 PM you're missing a word
pronunciation wise its
"nee duh hehn may lee"
you basically said "your ------- is very pretty" but you didn't specify what you were talking about.
typically you can say
"nee tzang duh hehn may lee"
literally
'you have grown to be very pretty'
but that would be the english equivelant for 'you are very pretty.'
/aznpoopys mandarin lesson
rodney87 08-12-2005, 07:56 PM Haha, my $12 dollar easy chinese translation book has faulted! Maybe my crappy chinese grammer added to some sort of pitty factor? About a week into my trip I realized that everyone I was with was saying "snake snake" instead of "thank you" (and wondering why all the waitresses were laughing at them). Luckly I got the nice tea shop girl to give me a lesson in pronunciation early on so I could actually say thanks :)
Say No To Pistons 08-13-2005, 08:07 AM becareful not to touch any crappy looking bootleg shop items. last time i went i touch a little doll and it fucking broke into a million pieces. the owners wanted me to pay for it and some other person came and the samething happened to him. we argued and just walked away w/o giving money. a bunch of china men were following us until we got a taxi. oh yeah, theyre always giving you forgeiners higher prices, just talk it down and if they dont lower it walk away.
Say No To Pistons 08-13-2005, 08:08 AM and doesnt "hum lun" mean suck dick? wait thats canto. meh..
oh yeah, why bother saying thank you? that dont giva shit anyways and you might just embaress yourself.
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