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SinisterSavannah 04-15-2008, 06:12 AM To go along with my orgasmic explosion of posts, I figured I would start a thread on something that, admittedly, I have wondered about: Man-crushes! You know what I'm talking about. You'll be watching tv, or a movie, or some televised sporting event of some sport, when all of a sudden you think to yourself "Holy shiot, Steven Seagul is the baddest mofo ever! I fuckin love that guy!" Next thing you know you're growing your hair out and renting all the straight to video action movies at the local blockbuster. You go on a SS (as you have lovingly come to refer to him) rampage, dousing yourself in his greatness. He can do no wrong as far as you're now concerned. Grow that hair out SS!
My man-crushes have come and gone. Some include Marat Safin, Tom Cruise (Last Samurai Tom Cruise, not "Fuckin Scientology, yeah!" Tom Cruise), and Adrian Paul from the Highlander TV series. I still think he's fuckin badass.
So now, out with it, who's your man crush?
***Disclaimer: Man crush-ing is in no way sexual. If one of my man crushes wanted some beef on beef lovin I would without hesitation slice off his pecker with several inefficient swings of a sword.
Also, Steven Seagul fucking sucks.
czarofzar 04-15-2008, 06:37 AM http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2004/05/26/timzaccheo.jpg
Vert8813B 04-15-2008, 07:31 AM http://z.about.com/d/racerelations/1/0/q/derekjeter.jpg
Misty Rayne 04-15-2008, 07:33 AM well i am not a guy but there are about 10 wrestlers i'd do.........................um adrian paul yummy, sean connery there are lots more i am sure
wotnartd 04-15-2008, 07:55 AM I didn't even read the post, and I was thinking, "Jesus, I should say Steven Segal," but you ruined it for me.
So instead... Onlyonthursday, I love his antics.
SinisterSavannah 04-15-2008, 08:00 AM So instead... Onlyonthursday, I love his antics.
They aren't supposed to be sexual, remember? Haha, good choice.
wotnartd 04-15-2008, 08:11 AM He makes me laugh, he makes me feel happy when I'm sad, and he can cook.
He's the perfect man.
Onlyonthurs! 04-15-2008, 09:28 AM He makes me laugh, he makes me feel happy when I'm sad, and he can cook.
He's the perfect man.
BWHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
TJGoSurf 04-15-2008, 12:18 PM Worst thread ever.
czarofzar 04-15-2008, 07:08 PM http://www.kylecunningham.net/storage/ghey.jpg
cool_as_crap 04-15-2008, 09:05 PM :repuke:
Cosby 04-16-2008, 12:12 AM http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:6ugsPcAsNOgJ:metaphilm.com/images/pheatures/pitchblack-riddick.jpg
badaaaass....
and
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Grrhc3DXWagJ:members.tripod.com/~lemonade16/elmo/elmo.gif
Queen 04-16-2008, 12:13 AM you have bad taste in men
Cosby 04-16-2008, 12:21 AM you have bad taste buds
SinisterSavannah 04-16-2008, 01:02 AM http://www.kylecunningham.net/storage/ghey.jpg
i wonder who richard simmons has man crushes on....
SinisterSavannah 04-16-2008, 01:04 AM you have bad taste in men
Haha, you know, I think I'm ok with that.
cool_as_crap 04-16-2008, 01:56 AM http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:6ugsPcAsNOgJ:metaphilm.com/images/pheatures/pitchblack-riddick.jpg
badaaaass....
and
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:Grrhc3DXWagJ:members.tripod.com/~lemonade16/elmo/elmo.gif
I think you win for ultimately gayest post on this forum, fitting since you're the owner. Wow.:gay2:
Fiona 04-19-2008, 09:19 PM Oh, yeah! Vin Diesel does it for me!
Paul Bunyan 04-20-2008, 01:54 PM Man crush huh,,,How about Ellen DeGeneris?:lmfao:
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