Does anyone else have the urge to beat off in public? I saw the thread about "Why can't we just beat people?" and I suppose i should make a similar thread.

the internet isn't the only place where people can beat off legally. So why can't we just beat off in public......next to a random woman on the street, right on the bum under the bridge or on a stray dog roaming the streets. And I'm completely serious.


I honestly think that implementing this kind of practice could make the world a better place in the long run.

DON'T BE A BITCH...BEAT OFF IN PUBLIC!!

I don't think someone would be able to maintain a bonor long enough with so many ugly ppl in this world.

excellent idea. here here!

Who knew those bums in the bus shelter downtown were future world leaders?

Ban him!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/rup/godkills.jpg

^^^theres your problem

ninjas keep killing things

it seems to me that everything dies when you masturbate


so in that case who else is a seasoned kitten killer *raise hand*

i am

Wow, another thread from you that couldn't even make me grin, let alone laugh.

man you missed it completely

man you missed it completely

So I should probably consider myself lucky.

no not yet your still alive :)