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we don't.

But surely you like to swim with them, eh? You have to at least have a dolphin pierced or tattooed on you somewhere, no? Nothing hanging on your rear view mirror?

I have, but it wasn't something I set out to do, and no, since I don't wear denim cutoffs, ride a Harley, and go by "Betty"

You got to feel sorry for them, right? Doesn't this picture make you yern to rescue?
http://www.adoptadolphin.org.uk/Images/Home_CuteDolphin.jpg

If queen is right and women dont like dolphins, then why are there dolphins in stores everywhere I go? Who are they marketing? I dont think queen in on the level.

you're including white trash broads in the category of "women," which really isn't something you should do

lol now thats funny

My girlfriend likes dolphins, so much that she is getting a tattoo of dolphins on her body somewhere. Two dolphins, in a circle, with her sister's initials in the middle.

Girly-girls like them, but Queen has a cock, so he doesn't count.

is she gonna get a rose on her ankle next?

Well you see, I thought there was something not right from what she is saying. If you are saying that perhaps Queen herself isnt a girly girl, can we now determine she is tom boyish? Or has a 'tramp stamp' on her back? It isnt like my friends like dolphins and they are men. If we'd hear of one of us having a said liking to dolphins, we'd simply push therir face into the dirt, Mark style.

Is she considered girly?
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him?
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is she gonna get a rose on her ankle next?

If she wants to be struck.

Anybody see the episode of South Park when Kyle's dad becomes a dolphin?

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Any chick who has a dolphin tattoo is white trash, end of story.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

They like dolphins because they're shaped like vibrators.

They like dolphins because they're shaped like vibrators.

I thought they liked vibrators because they were shaped like dolphins.

Which came first;the chicken or the egg?

Which came first;the chicken or the egg?

Your mom.

I once convinced three dumb bitches at a bar that I worked with retarded dolphins for a living. THey ate that shit up.

They had a lot in common with retarded dolphins.

Most bar fly bitches in this town do.

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I wonder why you posted that?

Regards to dolphins. It's the news.

I was talking about the picture of a shark you posted first.

http://www.graphic-design.com/photographic/sharks/art/12girl-sharks-section.jpg

Thats how I imagine a girl when Batman is lurking around, or that luimpg guy from the rx-7 lounge.

I was going to say how she could use a dolphin at that moment.

When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochistic type, you will have a hard time explaining your predicament to the doctors in the emergency ward....

A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0NQgMCjpJM

Does the vagina of a dolphin always contract after penetration?
A10: Yes, for the most part, but sometimes they like to let you do all the work. That goes for pleasuring as well as mating. I was reminded by another zoo that if a female doesn't want to participate, they can contract their vaginal muscles tight enough that nothing could penetrate them. The other zoo also pointed out, that a female can do a lot more than just contract their vaginal muscles. By expanding their upper vaginal muscles they can emulate sucking and blowing. They can also ripple the muscles vaginal canal both upwards and downwards, in a milking motion.

How can you tell if a dolphin is amorous?
A11: There are a few different things they do when they are amorous. They may do one or all of these things. I'll break them down to make it easier.
a) Floating - That's what I call it when they float at the surface totally relaxed. So relaxed in fact that they'd let you tow them around their pool all day and be as happy as a clam about it. They may have their eyes open or closed, depending on how aroused they are. Usually their mouths are slightly open. Their bodies may occasionally convulse as if they were dozing off then waking up again. Females will most often assume this posture, but males will too if they're in the mood to be on the receiving end. They will allow you to insert your fingers, penis, tongue, or what ever when they are in this frame of mind.

b) Mouthing - Dolphins consider this sensual and arousing. They will place various body parts in their mouths and rub their teeth, and occasionally their tongues, across said body parts. They can be gentle, but more often then not its rough. The dolphins will sometimes rake their teeth across their partner's skin, leaving "rake marks" {a telltale sign of your activities}. The male dolphins I've had experiences with occasionally will rake their partners, if they feel they're not being receptive enough.

c) Nudging/Buzzing - A dolphin will do this with their mouths closed. They'll rub their rostrum or bottlenose on various body parts. The parts they choose are where they think your erogenous zones are. They will usually emit high frequency sounds while nudging, it almost sounds like a buzzing bee. This can sometimes be a sign of frustration and an immanent rake mark, but I have not experienced this myself.

d) Masturbating (Pleasuring)- This should be self explanatory. The males will try to "hook" you with their penis. The females will try to insert various appendages into their genital slit.

e) Pec Check - This is a precopulatory behavior. Not to be confused with pec petting or rubbing, a common social behavior. Dolphins use this as a way to see how receptive their partner may be as well as a way to tactually locate the genital slit prior to mating, sort of a "phin alignment guide". They will swim by their perspective partner, reach out with an appendage {pectoral flipper, dorsal fin, or edge of their tail fluke}, and attempt to insert it into their partner's genital slit {or crotch as the case may be}. If the appendage goes in easily, then their partner may be ready to mate. If not, then more foreplay may be required.

f) Pink Belly - Most dolphins will get very pink on their bellies, particularly in the genital area, when they are aroused. This can be a definite indicator of sexual readiness. However, keep in mind, skin color can vary from dolphin to dolphin, or whale to whale. They may have a pinkish tint naturally and may not be aroused at all.

The answer to why women liking dolphins is getting closer.

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Oh God no....my eyes, my eyes.

I cannot unsee what I have.

what the hell is wrong with you people?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLTx-LZX3XM&feature=related

Listen to the language they're speaking.

That isn't a dolphin at all, it's Luiml73 in disguise!