FINE - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they
are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a
woman
looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

FIVE MINUTES - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five
minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the
trash,
so it's an even trade.

NOTHING - This means "something," and you should be on your toes.
"Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting
to
turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually
signifies
an
argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine."

GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) - This is a dare. One that will result
in a woman getting upset over "Nothing," and will end with the word
"Fine."

GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) - This means "I give up" or "do what you want
because I don't care." "You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in
just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine," and she will talk to
you
in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an
idiot
at
that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you over "Nothing."

SOFT SIGH - Again, not a word, but a nonverbal statement. "Soft Sighs"
mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she
will stay content.

THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman
can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and
hard
before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. That's Okay"
is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised
Eyebrow Go Ahead." At some point in the near future, you are going to be
in
some mighty big trouble.

PLEASE DO - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving
you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for
doing
whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the
truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay."

THANKS - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome.

THANKS A LOT - This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say,
"Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you
have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud
Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she
will only tell you "Nothing.

Lol. I live with a girl and the funny thing is, its almost exactly true.