Reply to: pers-252261712@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-21, 6:54PM PST


Here's this girl's $.02 about penis size:

1). Penis size DOES matter to most women. END of story. With small dicks, we women simply can't feel anything. Sorry.
2). A 4 to 7 inch dick that gets hard and works is the perfect size.
3). Guys, you need to quit watching so much porn and comparing yourselves to those huge-dicked anomolies. Most normal women are not interested HUGE dicks. HUGE dicks can be painful and lessen the sexual experience.
4). Most guys with HUGE dicks have no technique because they think all they have to do is show up with a HUGE dick.
5). Guys with HUGE dicks cheat more because they want as many women as possible to know how big their dick is.
6). HUGE dicks rarely get completely hard, this is especially true when the man is older (30+).
7). To all you guys who are less than 4", life's a bitch but here's some advice to you for pleasing your woman:
-DO NOT try to fuck like those assholes in porno movies. By this I mean limit all the pounding, thrusting and hard fucking you see in that porno shit. While women sometimes like a good pounding, this fucking technique should not be the only thing a man has to offer.
-Guys with small dicks MUST focus on technique. If necessary, use some VIAGRA so you'll be good and hard.
-A good fucking technique is to get your dick as far as you can in a woman's pussy and proceed with a slow, methodical grinding. Use your hips and stir your dick around in the pussy. Change up the pace from time to time; pay attention to your woman and get cues from her. If she's moaning and enjoying what you're doing, DO NOT stop!
-Change the angle of your dick in the pussy from time to time for added variety. ALWAYS try to keep the dick as far in the pussy as possible.
-Learn how to kiss when you're fucking; it's very sensuous.
-Massage, kiss tits and nipples, clit while fucking.
-Be gentle with clit stimulation. Take cues from your woman.
-Act like you're completely into the woman you are fucking even if you're not. Act like she's the only woman in the world that matters to you even if it's not true.
-NEVER tell a woman how hot or interesting you think another woman is if you intend on fucking her any time soon.
-DO NOT omit foreplay, but limit it to 5-10 minutes. If foreplay lasts too long, she may get too aroused and may be disappointed by the fact that you only have less than 4" inches of dick to complete the sex act.

Hope this helps. I love ALL men of all sizes and colors.

Smaller than 4-inches? Is this advice for midgets?

4 inches? Goddamn... my fingers are longer than that. I'll just take my cues from porno, like always. 10 points bonus for bukkake, thoguh.

Christ if women consider 4" to be small then I'm a fucking monster! :D

-A good fucking technique is to get your dick as far as you can in a woman's pussy and proceed with a slow, methodical grinding. Use your hips and stir your dick around in the pussy. Change up the pace from time to time; pay attention to your woman and get cues from her. If she's moaning and enjoying what you're doing, DO NOT stop!
-Change the angle of your dick in the pussy from time to time for added variety. ALWAYS try to keep the dick as far in the pussy as possible.
-Learn how to kiss when you're fucking; it's very sensuous.
-Massage, kiss tits and nipples, clit while fucking.

VERY GOOD ADVICE!

Now get to it!

"7). To all you guys who are less than 4", life's a bitch"

:rofl: thats good stuff.


OK, so we got one opinion from a woman on dick size. How about 100 women?

"7). To all you guys who are less than 4", life's a bitch"

:rofl: thats good stuff.


OK, so we got one opinion from a woman on dick size. How about 100 women?

Many agree in front of their man, but behind our backs they have meetings and top secret discussions and make fun of our manhood (menhood(s)?). While our friends berate our women for having smaller breasts or being 16, we defend ourselves and them; women go along with it! I for one will not stand for this!

My penis is a weapon. A god damn weapon. And it deserves respect! We'll see how how she feels when I unload a weapon of ass destruction by mistake and title it, "Oops baby, wrong hole... bet it feels big now, BITCH."

No, I'm kidding, it's all in how you handle yourself. Granted a gargantuan rod would be nice if you knew how to use it, being in my present relationship, however, I couldn't care less. My girl loves me the same and loves the (30 seconds of) effort I put forth.

Many agree in front of their man, but behind our backs they have meetings and top secret discussions and make fun of our manhood (menhood(s)?). While our friends berate our women for having smaller breasts or being 16, we defend ourselves and them; women go along with it! I for one will not stand for this!

My penis is a weapon. A god damn weapon. And it deserves respect! We'll see how how she feels when I unload a weapon of ass destruction by mistake and title it, "Oops baby, wrong hole... bet it feels big now, BITCH."

No, I'm kidding, it's all in how you handle yourself. Granted a gargantuan rod would be nice if you knew how to use it, being in my present relationship, however, I couldn't care less. My girl loves me the same and loves the (30 seconds of) effort I put forth.
Yes yes... your little gun.

http://www.theothersideofkim.com/images/uploads/Kahr_MK40.jpg

Now my "Mini gun" on the other hand... Ain't so mini.
http://tri.army.mil/LC/CS/csa/xm214.jpg

Many agree in front of their man, but behind our backs they have meetings and top secret discussions and make fun of our manhood (menhood(s)?). While our friends berate our women for having smaller breasts or being 16, we defend ourselves and them; women go along with it! I for one will not stand for this!

My penis is a weapon. A god damn weapon. And it deserves respect! We'll see how how she feels when I unload a weapon of ass destruction by mistake and title it, "Oops baby, wrong hole... bet it feels big now, BITCH."

No, I'm kidding, it's all in how you handle yourself. Granted a gargantuan rod would be nice if you knew how to use it, being in my present relationship, however, I couldn't care less. My girl loves me the same and loves the (30 seconds of) effort I put forth.

Ok i couldnt stop laughing when i got to this part.

30 seconds huh is that total time with undressing and forplay? If not damn you are making me look bad. :stupid:

Ok i couldnt stop laughing when i got to this part.

30 seconds huh is that total time with undressing and forplay? If not damn you are making me look bad. :stupid:

There is no such thing as premature ejacu....whoops.

Yes yes... your little gun.

http://www.theothersideofkim.com/images/uploads/Kahr_MK40.jpg

Now my "Mini gun" on the other hand... Ain't so mini.
http://tri.army.mil/LC/CS/csa/xm214.jpg

I've got girth on my side. Pontiac said it best, "Wider is better." It is true, too, women like something a little wider, real... meaty. It's like comparing a Johnsonville brat and an Oscar Mayer hot dog, the hot dog is longer, but the brat fills you up....mmm brats....

For those of you that don't know jack shit, a brat is a bratwurst, it is pronounced braht. Only people from Wisconsin know how to properly prepare a brat, and they are best served piping hot alongside a cold beer.

This thread turned into a contest like i know everyone expected.

beer and brats....wouldn't be wisconsin without them

Now I'm all hungry and thirsty...

Now I'm all hungry and thirsty...


Well atleast the thread is still on topic. Weiners to weiners that you want to put in your mouth.:eek:

You just made this whole thing really, REALLY gay.

You just made this whole thing really, REALLY gay.

Like dating a 16 yo or worse?:bigthumb:


Edit: Let me just add that i am joking here before anyone gets offended.
Double edit: I am waiting on YZF to come in and say something to the effect of Size doesnt matter as long as you are doing the act with someone you truely care about with in the sanctity of marriage.

Or how God will choose the woman for you and that woman will not care that your dick is 3"

As for width, it's true. however, the women who say they need a wide one are also the ones who've been banged out too many times and are now lose. If a girl tells you you are aren't big enough, tell her she's a whore and sleeps with mad dudes :D

i told a girl about this so called 4"-7" range mentioned in the article.
she was like, "four inches?" and proceeded to burst into a fit of laughter.
she said 5-6" is best. 7" is cervix bruising territory, which is supposedly apparently unpleasant.

ideal length apparently varies by depth which generally varies by height.
so if anything of you are 3" and under, date girls who are 5 feet tall and under.

if you have a pencil thin penis, may god (or surgery) help you.

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if you have a pencil thin penis, then wiggle ALOT.

Fixed it for you.

ideal length apparently varies by depth which generally varies by height. so if anything of you are 3" and under, date girls who are 5 feet tall and under.

That's what I would say. You need to date women who match the size of your dick. Or matches the size of how you want to have sex.

You will have to use an inch or so to even get to a tall woman's pussy. I'm not talking about a fat woman either. A woman with big hips is hard to work with.

I prefer smaller women. My rule is if I can't pick her up. I can't fuck her. I may want to. But it's just not as good.

Fixed it for you.
You've tried? :rofl:

This is the funniest thread I've read in a while.

Word. I don't need to read penisce form a bunch of virgins on TFL.

The rule for women should be 130lbs. End of story.

130 lbs?

i don't get it. weight?

i've never dated a girl over 110 lbs.

OMG this is some of the funniest shit i have read in a while.

fat chicks are like mopeds...fun to ride until you get caught on one!!

well i dont think you can base a girl on wieght, my G/F is like 150lbs and she looks damn good. she is about 5'9". some people may think different. but the small girls i would be worried about hurting, but i am 6'2" and 225 lbs

Im sure most girls will get dissapointed if its anything under average, so if it is, go kill your self.

fat chicks are like mopeds...fun to ride until you get caught on one!!

LoL!

Im sure most girls will get dissapointed if its anything under average, so if it is, go kill your self.



LoL!


ouch... watch now you hear about 4 deaths because of small penises

that makes no sense. that would be a detriment to everybody.

half the male population would have to end themselves.

that would also have the side effect of considerably raising the average penis size.

since the half that had smaller than average are all dead, the former average size would now the smallest available penis.

yes, it would lead to the end of man kind:S Ok dont kill yourself, move to Asia

that makes no sense. that would be a detriment to everybody.

half the male population would have to end themselves.

that would also have the side effect of considerably raising the average penis size.

since the half that had smaller than average are all dead, the former average size would now the smallest available penis.

i was actually referring to the people on this forum... i was giving most of them the benefit of the doubt... guess you don't want to take a compliment. :D

fat chicks are like mopeds...fun to ride until you get caught on one!!


LMFAO!!!!:roll:

she was like, "four inches?" and proceeded to burst into a fit of laughter.
she said 5-6" is best. 7" is cervix bruising territory, which is supposedly apparently unpleasant.

I can vouch for her on that one. I lost two good fuckbuddies because of that boundary...

Sucks when the reason you can't get any often is because it hurts too much. :tear:

I can vouch for her on that one. I lost two good fuckbuddies because of that boundary...

Sucks when the reason you can't get any often is because it hurts too much. :tear:

Then aim 8 inches lower and hit her vagina instead of her belly button.

^DAK not Tony. I know where you're coming from. Girl-"I'm too sore. Wha wha wah" :(

this thread rules

Let's play a game then...its called just the tip!

And then when you get her all worked up, she will forget about the pain and ask for more!!!

I had my brats today.

My penis is decent sized for what I use it, yet her hips are rather... well built. When she gets on top (reverse cowgirl or cowgirl), you hear three minutes of, "God dammit! It slipped out again, hold on... there. Okay, just like th.... dammit!"

I know I'm not the only one that's had that happen.

loosey goosey maybe that's your problem

mmmm brats!!! sounds like I will be having them on the grill for New Years Eve!!!

Definitely not loosey goosey! I don't know what it is, maybe she's rocking her hips too much....

New Years will probably yield a feast unto me: shrimp cocktail, beer, and tenderloins.

I just stick the tip in and if she's good I'll give her the other inch. :lmfao:

I just stick the tip in and if she's good I'll give her the other inch. :lmfao:

LOL

If she says, "It's a good size." That means it's small.

I'm sorry Mark. Did you marry that young blonde before copulating? Would that constitute as immoral behavior? :D

If she says, "It's a good size." That means it's small.

if she says, "ouch my cervix," that means it's normal sized.

if you give her a c-section by accident, that means you are man-status instant gentleman.

Well you’re supposed to only give them like half until they start to orgasm. :bigthumb:


:boobies:


Then give it all really hard!:eek:

Mark, if there was no sex, there wouldn't be any people. Sex still is a beautiful thing when had between two people that love each other. When it's just because you're horny, she's a slut, and you've got a condom, then it's well, icky.

Sex is beautiful. Women are beautiful. Breasts and vaginas are works of art. Love God's work, man.

Sex is beautiful. Women are beautiful. Breasts and vaginas are works of art. Love God's work, man.

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i107/lup4nth3th1rd/hippy.jpg

aaaaaaiyeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooh

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i107/lup4nth3th1rd/hippy.jpg

And don't you forget it, man.

i told a girl about this so called 4"-7" range mentioned in the article.
she was like, "four inches?" and proceeded to burst into a fit of laughter.
she said 5-6" is best. 7" is cervix bruising territory, which is supposedly apparently unpleasant.

ideal length apparently varies by depth which generally varies by height.
so if anything of you are 3" and under, date girls who are 5 feet tall and under.

if you have a pencil thin penis, may god (or surgery) help you.


Amazing how 1" + or - makes that much of a difference......

This gal u told white? asian?

give us her stats please

Amazing how 1" + or - makes that much of a difference......

This gal u told white? asian?

give us her stats please

Well, it's not that amazing given the amount of space within a closed area we're talking about here. lol, some peopple are less flexible inside then others I suppose :P

I'm sorry Mark. Did you marry that young blonde before copulating? Would that constitute as immoral behavior? :D

Anybody who even considers copulating with Mark consititutes immoral behavior :rofl:

Amazing how 1" + or - makes that much of a difference......

This gal u told white? asian?

give us her stats please

that's exactly what i thought.

she's about 5'5" and she is asian. 26 years old and fairly experienced. one of my gal pals. purely platonic so i get some interesting dirt when i talk to her.

my guess is the ideal size fills the girl up to the brim without going all the way to the end.