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Carbine 556 08-31-2005, 10:46 PM Whats your favorite pick up lines? mine are "Baby, I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away!" and the absolute worst one "My love for you is like diahrea, i just cant hold it in!" rodney87 08-31-2005, 11:55 PM Damn, a while back I found a page that just listed terrible pick up lines. I'll see if i can find it again but by far my favorite was "NOW BITCH!" :wiggle: Found it: http://linesthataregood.com/lame.html web777 09-01-2005, 12:21 AM If you were a door, I'll bang you all night. Onlyonthurs! 09-01-2005, 01:07 AM Are you from Jamaica? Cause Ja-Makin' Me Crazy! Geoffrx7 09-01-2005, 05:47 AM Did your father have sex with a carrot? Cause you've got nice eyes. LMAO Carbine 556 09-01-2005, 01:49 PM Are you from Jamaica? Cause Ja-Makin' Me Crazy! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: meddle 09-01-2005, 01:50 PM Come with me for a weekend in the big easy. Alex-7 09-01-2005, 01:51 PM Hey baby I'm wearing a condom. BATMAN 09-01-2005, 03:03 PM ur legs tired from running in my dreams? Alex-7 09-01-2005, 03:04 PM I work with retarted dolphins. wonner 09-01-2005, 03:08 PM Is that a mirror in your pocket?.....cause I can see myself in your pants. vrooom305 09-01-2005, 03:13 PM you're just how I like my rice.....hot and steamy wonner 09-01-2005, 03:19 PM Excuse me, but do you have tickets? (Tickets for what?) (Points to arm and flex) To the gun show! nowboostinII 09-01-2005, 03:53 PM if i said you have a nice body, would you hold it against me? can i feel your bellybutton? from the inside? If you were a burger a macdonals, you would be a Mcgorgeous Say No To Pistons 09-01-2005, 04:55 PM Does your father work at a bakery? cause your buns are hot. thats the stupid thing ive heard...some guy said that to my GF... nowboostinII 09-01-2005, 04:56 PM Does your father work at a bakery? cause our buns are hot. thats the stupid thing ive heard...some guy said that to my GF... I woulda klled da mofo.... do you work at subway? cause you just gave me a footlong MattB 09-01-2005, 04:57 PM Nice Shoes, Wanna Screw? Say No To Pistons 09-01-2005, 05:05 PM ^ that was gay...where the hell did u get that? you just made it up didnt you? wonner 09-01-2005, 05:18 PM - Nice legs! What time do they open? -Nice pants, would you like me to test the zipper? -Hi, do you believe in love at first sight? Or do I need to walk by again? cool3865 09-01-2005, 11:11 PM I woulda klled da mofo.... do you work at subway? cause you just gave me a footlong i wouldnt......i would of laugh at him for being a dumbfuck jhammons01 09-02-2005, 01:52 AM Nice Shoes, Wanna Screw? Wha??? EfiniGirl 09-02-2005, 11:35 AM hahah Hilarious! I don't believe pick up lines ever work! Alex-7 09-02-2005, 11:38 AM hahah Hilarious! I don't believe pick up lines ever work! What if I told you that a million poets in a million years cuold not describe one tenth on your beauty. BoostFrenzy 09-02-2005, 12:12 PM "pull over i want some head" DSMPOWERED 09-02-2005, 04:58 PM Bitch, get in my car. |
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