I was at work yesterday talking to a girl* when I mentioned the viper bike(http://www.allpar.com/cars/concepts/tomahawk.html). After I did a quick rundown of it she asked me "why in the world would you build somthing like that?" And the only response I could come up with was a few grunts and a "why not". I was just so stumped by the question I didn't know how to answer, what can you guys come up with for a decent answer?

*I dont have a picture of this girl, so dont bother asking. If I do get one I'll be sure to post up.

When i pointed out a FC to "her", she asked " Ew... Why would you like something like that?". I had the same response you had. I would probably say the same thing if i were in your situation.

Everybody asks me those questions, all the time, for both the FB and FC.

Why on earth would I want a car that handles like a dream and takes everything I throw at it without so much as a whimper? Why would I want a car that when I'm driving, I feel like I'm in a cockpit? Gee, I wonder...

My answer is not, "Why, not?" It's, "because I can."

Tell her its the same reason we think farts are funny.

Ask if she knows what a Boss Hoss is. If she doesn't know then she has no reason asking stupid questions.

How the hell do you hold up a bike with either a 350 or a 502 with your legs? lol.

would just start warmin up my pimp hand and show her why

How the hell do you hold up a bike with either a 350 or a 502 with your legs? lol.

With 4 wheels, making it....NOT a bike.

Wait weren't we talking about the Boss Hoss though?

Wait weren't we talking about the Boss Hoss though?
Originally no, however, the Boss Hoss did get brought up and to answer your question......You don't. If it goes past that point of balance you better hope you can get your leg out of the way because if not, it will be crushed.

lol. yeah...No better vibrator for a fat chick then 502 cubes under her snatch though.

"Because I'm male" would've said it all

This picture is scary! What happened? Did you gain a hundred pounds or something?

http://www.theforumlounge.com/image.php?u=693&dateline=1194405952

Is it possible for me to make a goddamned post without some reference to my looks and/or tits?

Is it possible for me to make a goddamned post without some reference to my looks and/or tits?

no

But seriously you look huge!

lmfao compared to the chicks you're capable of snagging, I'm sure, right?

Now don't go getting all menstrual on me. I'm just saying you look like you've put on a few. So what's the deal? No more abortions? You got a bun in the oven? Or you just can’t stop eating?

As for the girls I snag. I'm very picky thank you. I like 5' 8" and shorter, dark, preferably Hispanic and no fatties.

Bean bitches FTW!

Now don't go getting all menstrual on me. I'm just saying you look like you've put on a few. So what's the deal? No more abortions? You got a bun in the oven? Or you just can’t stop eating?

As for the girls I snag. I'm very picky thank you. I like 5' 8" and shorter, dark, preferably Hispanic and no fatties.

rofl, tell me you like Mexicans then tell me you have standards, nice

That's a pretty sweeping racist sterotype isn't it? Bitch. Latino snatch probably smells better than the brewery you got going down there.

since you have standards as well, I'll trust your opinion

show us your tits

rofl, tell me you like Mexicans then tell me you have standards, nice


Yep, love me some Mexican booty!

good, then get off mine

good, then get off mine


LoL ok. But

Cinderella back in the day.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/amishboy/YGP136.jpg

Now Queen.
http://www.theforumlounge.com/image.php?u=693&dateline=1194405952

If you ever convinced me that you possessed more intellect than a walnut I would be astounded

If you ever convinced me that you possessed more intellect than a walnut I would be astounded


Ok ok I'm just saying I was astounded when I saw your fat face. That's all.

neat.

"Because I'm male" would've said it all

You pretty much nailed it.

My GF likes driving in my cars though, it's all about the driver. She doesn't like the Tracer though, no "oh shit," bar, and I drive that car a hundred times crazier than my 7s.

Ah so Queen has gotten around quite a bit...Queen is better then Cinderella though at least the pouty face has gone away

Ah so Queen has gotten around quite a bit...Queen is better then Cinderella though at least the pouty face has gone away

Well both of those are better than the open mouth one she had.

...and people wonder why I don't post pics on forums... *lol*

I remember you had a pic on 7club, but you're a man, so you don't go under the same scrutiny that the super model daters apply to the finer sex.

Well, I'm surrounded by a group of dudes who can have any female they want.. I'll gladly take the criticism

You like being surrounded by a group of dudes. Don't you?

being a dude acting as a woman I'm sure she appreciates all the attention

being a dude acting as a woman I'm sure she appreciates all the attention

I think they're back to normal now.

Yeah. Crossdressers FTL.

exactly, back to normal

exactly, back to normal

Queen still has a penis, though.

I'm more of a man than pretty much all of you

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/amishboy/51385c-guy-fawkes.jpg

I said man, not silent film faggot

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/amishboy/51385c-guy-fawkes.jpg

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/amishboy/51385c-guy-fawkes.jpg



http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f256/mygti02/jerry_laugh.jpg

silent film??

isn't that from 'v' is for Vendetta ?

I'm more of a man than pretty much all of you

we have no hard evidence that you are a man or a woman. Although I'm sure 2nd gen will tell us he is not gay either way

It's not worth explaining.. and yes, he probably will, but don't believe him, since I have a dick and it's bigger than yours

That's nice to know....you tell everyone you have a bigger dick then they do.

I really don't care to see your dick/tits or whatever else you may have, but you do make things interesting around here

That's nice to know....you tell everyone you have a bigger dick then they do.

I really don't care to see your dick/tits or whatever else you may have, but you do make things interesting around here

If Queen says she's bigger than me, she's not saying much. That's like saying her bus is bigger than my scooter, in relative terms.

hmmmmm

*What The FUCK

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y175/amishboy/51385c-guy-fawkes.jpg

I see queen enjoys the occasional dirty sanchez...

OP: And if ANYONE asks why you spend buttloads of funds into your RX-7, you simply reply it is the best car in the world.
And if they ask why, well, you know the answer, unless it has been bastardized, then you're really really up the ass.

hmmmmm

I simply can not wait until you get your 25 posts so you can stop posting worthless shit.........Please just get it over with......