aznpoopy 10-23-2006, 09:27 AM so i wake up today. feel fine.
wash my face, brush teeth, feel fine. 30 min out the door.
drive to school. another 30 min... feel fine.
get to class sit down. 15 min... feel fine.
as soon as class starts, i feel a disturbance in the force.
10 minutes in i have to go poop
this is like the third time this has happened. i hate public restrooms.
i wish you could schedule your poop :(
RB240 10-23-2006, 09:40 AM i do the same shit at work.
vrooom305 10-23-2006, 11:03 AM so i wake up today. feel fine.
wash my face, brush teeth, feel fine. 30 min out the door.
drive to school. another 30 min... feel fine.
get to class sit down. 15 min... feel fine.
as soon as class starts, i feel a disturbance in the force.
10 minutes in i have to go poop
this is like the third time this has happened. i hate public restrooms.
i wish you could schedule your poop :(
aznpoopy...need I say more?
aznpoopy 10-23-2006, 11:11 AM lmao... i didn't even think of that. XD
BATMAN 10-23-2006, 11:50 AM u need to stop eating the "other" Hot Dog.............
aznpoopy 10-23-2006, 03:34 PM that's not what you were saying last night
Say No To Pistons 10-23-2006, 04:12 PM Yup.. try pooping before you sleep. you wont feel it when you first get up but you will after 1-2hrs. If you have to much shit in you in the morning..... it might turn into taco shizzel.
vrooom305 10-23-2006, 05:23 PM while we're on the topic of taking a shit....let me asks this. how many of need to take a shit in the morning (i.e. maybe right after you wake up or a few hours after you wake up).
RB240 10-23-2006, 05:31 PM even if i feel the shiznit.. it doesnt always come out until atleast an hour after waking up.
Animal 10-23-2006, 07:57 PM I get that too. It's like clockwork.
aznpoopy 10-24-2006, 12:05 AM i took a poop at night
lets hope i dont have to in the morning
im scared of public toilets
sbrxguy 10-24-2006, 12:35 AM You might have IBS...or what we have known all along is really just the sad truth. you, are full of shit.
aznpoopy 10-24-2006, 09:10 AM im only full of shit after a full meal
the rest of the time im just full of hot air, which i enjoy sharing with my friends
vrooom305 10-24-2006, 03:06 PM You might have IBS...or what we have known all along is really just the sad truth. you, are full of shit.
so having to go take a shit during a certain part of day is a symptom of IBS? I just thought it was like $100T2 said, like clockwork...
Supper 10-24-2006, 07:19 PM im scared of public toilets
man...
so long as its white and pocelain I don't care. Too many years of having to use the blue rockets or shrubbery while working the field.
czarofzar 10-24-2006, 07:22 PM man...
Too many years of having to use the blue rockets
LOL +1!
Never heard of it called that :)
rx-7_Z06 10-25-2006, 03:30 AM I poop right after I eat breakfast usually. Thankfully when I wake up late and I'm in a rush to get to work, my body helps me out and doesn't give me the poop sensation until after lunch when I have all the time in the world to poop and get paid for it. Getting paid to take a nice long dump FTW!
Animal 10-25-2006, 07:02 PM Getting paid to take a nice long dump FTW!
+1
I had to shit this morning, held it till I got to work. Turned the lights on at my desk and shuffled stuff around for about 5mins, took a 20min potty break.
It was terrific.
Onlyonthurs! 10-25-2006, 09:53 PM I lOVE taking long dumps at work!! It is teh greatest!
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